Hey is that... gee whiz?

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Around here they refuse to take free food in an effort to appear less corrupt.

This viral marketing shiat is getting out of hand. Worst Boost Mbile ad ever.

FTFA: Police said they found syringes on the ground below the billboard ...

I don't see how that is relevant. Do I just live in a shiatty town where almost all the billboards have syringes below them? And used condoms. And hookers.

Mockingbird Lane lives up to it's name...

EviLincoln: I don't know how that job wouldn't slowly make you despise humanity.

You think that's bad, try a corrections officer.

If you shoot him he will be off billboard soon enough. If that seems to harsh you can just poke him with a long stick.

I mean, who wants to stand that close to a naked man?

EviLincoln: I don't know how that job wouldn't slowly make you despise humanity.

What job? Police officer or the naked-guy-dancing-on-a-billboard temp position?

GIS for Cop and Billboard...

zilch365: EviLincoln: I don't know how that job wouldn't slowly make you despise humanity.

You think that's bad, try a corrections officer.

I would end up murdering a prisoner I'm sure.

I just moved up a couple notches on the outrage-o-meter when once again thinking of how we actually give these farkers free weights. I'd give em a poster of how to do a no-gym workout.

Gallegos said it was unlikely that the man would face any criminal charges

wow. no, that can't be right. This is america. I'll bet he'll do some time in prison.

zilch365: EviLincoln: I don't know how that job wouldn't slowly make you despise humanity.

You think that's bad, try a corrections officer.

Yeah, cuz when correction officers start out, their love of humanity is overflowing.

"This would be a unique situation," Dallas police Lt. Daniel Gallegos said. "He's obviously not in his right state of mine."

Good editing, Fox News.

zilch365: EviLincoln: I don't know how that job wouldn't slowly make you despise humanity.

You think that's bad, try a corrections officer.

Or Child Protection Services.

Sure the pimping ho's and selling drugs pay off nicely and there are perks like tazing the elderly, shooting dogs, beating up potheads and sodomizing foreigners with broken axe handles, but you have to put up with all the constant winging about excessive force and civil rights.

Oh the perks of being a cop... Free coffee.. free donuts.. speed whenever you want... and getting naked men with mohawks off billboards

Not even that. "The man eventually descended on his own"

Alternatively, they could taser him so he falls to his death.

Naked psych case tasered to death in New York City (Youtube)

Cops probably shouldn't do speed.

fredklein: Oh the perks of being a cop... Free coffee.. free donuts.. speed whenever you want... and getting naked men with mohawks off billboards

Not even that. "The man eventually descended on his own"

We all know fark would be screaming bloody murder if they did anything.

"farking pigs always doing this farking shiat. This guy was just minding his own business being naked, and then they went and put their hands on him instead of talking him down. He naturally responded to that mild force by going moo-cow fark-nuts all over them, and then they have the GALL to use an intermediate non-lethal tool on this poor victim?"

Malicoire_: Cops probably shouldn't do speed.

You're right, but they can get it any time they want, if they do want it.

"Save the life of my child!"
Cried the desperate mother.

soy bomb

I read "speed" as a noun, not a verb. Was that wrong?

the article made me lol i admit it, would be an incredibly high pressure situation for the police but luckly everything turned out fine for them and every one else

Can somebody please tell me what exactly is wrong with this? A naked man with a mohawk blundering around a billboard is perfectly normal in our society today. He's increasing the viewers of that billboard!

At my local Chick-fil-A, cops eat free. Although I understand the owner probably does this to increase police presence at his restaurant in a mildly sketchy neighborhood, I don't think it's necessarily fair. Cops have hard jobs and deserve some appreciation, but who's to say that military members, firefighters, EMTs, etcetera don't also deserve complimentary fried chicken goodness?

sandn8r9: At my local Chick-fil-A, cops eat free. Although I understand the owner probably does this to increase police presence at his restaurant in a mildly sketchy neighborhood, I don't think it's necessarily fair. Cops have hard jobs and deserve some appreciation, but who's to say that military members, firefighters, EMTs, etcetera don't also deserve complimentary fried chicken goodness?

open a chic-fil a and help em out