Found this one... ominous.

I don't know, but I'm a-runnin' away from it.

Hopefully a jet powered stoat.

Stoat Li?

What do you get when you cross a chameleon with Gene Simmons?

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

A weasel is weasely identified, and a stoat is stoatally different.

jaytkay: What do you get when you cross a chameleon with Gene Simmons?

Ozzy Osbourne

A slightly tipsy Chinaman?

/voting?

I really thought it would be a fisher. Scary animals.

Another "Once Upon a Time in China" movie?

A monkey? I dunno but that's what the link goes to a picture of.

Something like this?

oldebayer: I don't know, but I'm a-runnin' away from it.

Why? Granted, it would be really weird. But it's not like Jet Li is a genuine tough guy.

I had to look up what a stoat and a Jet Li were. The more you know.

BuckTurgidson: Something like this?

You beat me to it. Well played, sir.

Ball Zitch: oldebayer: I don't know, but I'm a-runnin' away from it.

Why? Granted, it would be really weird. But it's not like Jet Li is a genuine tough guy.

Jet Li is a very, very accomplished martial artists in real life. Of course he looks like he weighs about a buck O five, but still...

After the mink story, is the weasel trifecta now in play?

Anybody got any Senator Dodd links to complete it?

BuckTurgidson: Something like this?

Damn you, sir, for a) beating me to the punch, and b) not enabling voting.

BigLuca: Ball Zitch: oldebayer: I don't know, but I'm a-runnin' away from it.

Why? Granted, it would be really weird. But it's not like Jet Li is a genuine tough guy.

Jet Li is a very, very accomplished martial artists in real life. Of course he looks like he weighs about a buck O five, but still...

Yeah he trained for a few years and won a national forms competition or something like that. He went into acting afterwards.

What do you get when you cross Lee Majors with a mutant herring?

video man: What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord?
My ass.

Betty? That you?

That's easy:Mersault.

I've met him. Him and his asshole friends.

Maybe something like this?



/I know, stoats aren't rodents ...

Ball Zitch: BigLuca: Ball Zitch: oldebayer: I don't know, but I'm a-runnin' away from it.

Why? Granted, it would be really weird. But it's not like Jet Li is a genuine tough guy.

Jet Li is a very, very accomplished martial artists in real life. Of course he looks like he weighs about a buck O five, but still...

Yeah he trained for a few years and won a national forms competition or something like that. He went into acting afterwards.

Ahem. Your stupidity is showing.
"As a member of the team, he received wushu training and went on to win fifteen gold medals and one silver medal in Chinese wushu championships."

Very unhappy rabbits

AbiNormal: Ball Zitch: BigLuca: Ball Zitch: oldebayer: I don't know, but I'm a-runnin' away from it.

Why? Granted, it would be really weird. But it's not like Jet Li is a genuine tough guy.

Jet Li is a very, very accomplished martial artists in real life. Of course he looks like he weighs about a buck O five, but still...

Yeah he trained for a few years and won a national forms competition or something like that. He went into acting afterwards.

Ahem. Your stupidity is showing.
"As a member of the team, he received wushu training and went on to win fifteen gold medals and one silver medal in Chinese wushu championships."

Yes, he did really well in forms competition. He's not a fighter, which is the point I was making. I doubt he's ever been in anything serious resembling a fight. And why the one silver? Why not 16 golds? It's not like they had any good competition anyway.

You get Eye of the Stoat as a permed skill?

The BBC's Life series was really amazing, it's 10 parts and may be available on the internet in high quality through use of tornadoes. Really, it's impressive. Check it out.

Ball Zitch: Yes, he did really well in forms competition. He's not a fighter, which is the point I was making. I doubt he's ever been in anything serious resembling a fight. And why the one silver? Why not 16 golds? It's not like they had any good competition anyway.

Don't worry, we all know you could totally take him in a no-holds barred fight, genuine tough guy.

starsrift: Ball Zitch: Yes, he did really well in forms competition. He's not a fighter, which is the point I was making. I doubt he's ever been in anything serious resembling a fight. And why the one silver? Why not 16 golds? It's not like they had any good competition anyway.

Don't worry, we all know you could totally take him in a no-holds barred fight, genuine tough guy.

Thanks for the vote of confidence! I only fight when it matters, though. He'd have to be doing something bad to get my attention. And I don't mean one of his movies.

Ball Zitch: AbiNormal: Ball Zitch: BigLuca: Ball Zitch: oldebayer: I don't know, but I'm a-runnin' away from it.

Why? Granted, it would be really weird. But it's not like Jet Li is a genuine tough guy.

Jet Li is a very, very accomplished martial artists in real life. Of course he looks like he weighs about a buck O five, but still...

Yeah he trained for a few years and won a national forms competition or something like that. He went into acting afterwards.

Ahem. Your stupidity is showing.
"As a member of the team, he received wushu training and went on to win fifteen gold medals and one silver medal in Chinese wushu championships."

Yes, he did really well in forms competition. He's not a fighter, which is the point I was making. I doubt he's ever been in anything serious resembling a fight. And why the one silver? Why not 16 golds? It's not like they had any good competition anyway.

While he mostly knows internal martial arts, he has studied some of the relevant fighting forms.

DammitIForgotMyLogin: Why the hell American television has to fark around and change the narrator on these things escapes me.

I have an aunt who thinks British accents are snooty. Oddly, she doesn't complain about half the commercials nowadays being voiced by Brits, or Brit wannabes.

I saw the promos. I was totally excited about the amazing locations, cool animals, and top-notch photography. And then I saw who was narrating it.

WTF? Why do you hate Americans, Discovery?

Seriously, Attenborough is an entertaining narrator and an amazing guy (rent "Life on Air"). I can understand that he's not as well-known over here, and they are probably worried that people will dismiss the old foreign guy--but we're doing that with these stupid actors! Sigourney Weaver, Johnny Depp, Kate Winslet--they don't understand or care about the amterial, so they just read the lines. It comes off as bland or condescending. I'll watch it, but I'll be cringing at Oprah the whole time.

oldebayer: DammitIForgotMyLogin:
I have an aunt who thinks British accents are snooty.

It's quite deliberate--they teach them how to do that in school, but they usually only use it around Americans. Mocking us is a national sport, I think.

/Marrying an Englishman
//(No, he's not posh. At all. But he does confuse my mom.)
///Really, really hoping Attenborough's on the DVD version.