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(Some Guy) Dumbass Before you call authorities to say somebody is stranded in a river and needs help, ask yourself: "Could I be suffering hallucinations from the drugs I just took?"   (kirotv.com) divider line 30
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CtrlAltDelete
2010-03-19 05:01:05 PM
Excellent advice.

I just wrote it backwards onto my forehead with a parakeet.
 
Blues_X [TotalFark]
2010-03-19 05:03:01 PM
Oops... should I not have done th HOLY DAMN MY HANDS LOOK COOL!!
 
Relatively Obscure [TotalFark]
2010-03-19 05:17:27 PM
Check the guy next to you. If he isn't reacting, it isn't happening. Pretend it's not happening.
 
kmmontandon
2010-03-19 05:24:51 PM
Relatively Obscure: Check the guy next to you. If he isn't reacting, it isn't happening. Pretend it's not happening.


What if he's just on the same drugs, and is taking the same advice?
 
AlwaysRightBoy [TotalFark]
2010-03-19 05:45:19 PM
Did he have an occurrence at Owl Creek?
 
Relatively Obscure [TotalFark]
2010-03-19 06:44:35 PM
kmmontandon: What if he's just on the same drugs, and is taking the same advice?

... Why do you have to shoot holes in everything, man?
 
kmmontandon
2010-03-19 06:53:56 PM
Relatively Obscure: kmmontandon: What if he's just on the same drugs, and is taking the same advice?

... Why do you have to shoot holes in everything, man?

Because what you so blithely refer to as "everything" are really lots of very carefully disguised lizard people.
 
Relatively Obscure [TotalFark]
2010-03-19 07:03:02 PM
kmmontandon: Because what you so blithely refer to as "everything" are really lots of very carefully disguised lizard people.

By my own test, I am inclined to believe you.
 
Cake Hunter [TotalFark]
2010-03-19 07:27:55 PM
Hulk Hogan's Duodenum:the billy goat the billy goat the billy goat the billy goat the billy goat the billy goat the billy goat the billy goat the billy goat the billy goat the billy goat

THIS.
 
davidphogan [TotalFark]
2010-03-19 07:30:59 PM
Good advice until you make the news for being the tripping guy who ignored the drowning person.
 
4chan
2010-03-19 07:32:57 PM
Me thinks the rescuers let the person drowned and then forced the witness to take drugs!!!
 
EighthundredmillionthFarker
2010-03-19 07:33:43 PM
Thanks, headline.

*puts phone down* *sighs*

*goes back to enjoying the devil-dragons out the window*
 
muck4doo [TotalFark]
2010-03-19 07:34:35 PM
4chan: Me thinks the rescuers let the person drowned and then forced the witness to take drugs!!!

I think the tripping guy was the drowning man.
 
mrexcess
2010-03-19 07:39:17 PM
It would be my luck that I'd actually be drowning when the dumbass convinces himself that it's a hallucination.
 
Rufus Lee King [TotalFark]
2010-03-19 07:41:14 PM
I told the dude not to play Black Sabbath backwards at 78 r.p.m., man. He saw God.
 
sexy-fetus
2010-03-19 07:56:52 PM
He may be a bit retarded, but it does say something to his integrity that he was willing to take the consequences of the drug charges to save someones life.
 
furiousxgeorge
2010-03-19 08:13:28 PM
Good advice until you make the news for being the tripping guy who ignored the drowning person.

This.
 
Jesus Christ it's a lion! Get in the car!
2010-03-19 08:13:54 PM
Rufus Lee King: I told the dude not to play Black Sabbath backwards at 78 r.p.m., man. He saw God.

You should check out Chicago!
 
Fjornir [TotalFark]
2010-03-19 08:19:57 PM
Want.
 
Cuzo
2010-03-19 08:25:00 PM
So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shiat, cuzo, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"
 
mandingueiro
2010-03-19 08:25:51 PM
After about of week of smoking/snorting Crystal (only addicts shoot it), while working the graveyard shift at an electroplating company, I began to hallucinate a woman who pushed around a shopping cart with a dog at her side. Everytime i would get out for my second break (around 3 am each night) she'd be there. Once, as she began to materialize out of the corner of my eye, i realized she wasn't real. I went home and never did meth again. I stick to heroin now. much safer.
 
New Age Redneck
2010-03-19 10:09:20 PM
I've been awake for 8 days straight.

/must've been them pills I took
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2010-03-19 10:15:46 PM
AlwaysRightBoy: Did he have an occurrence at Owl Creek?

Yes, he saw a Confederate soldier pushed off a bridge by six Union soldiers, and the Confederate got a lucky break.

You didn't see that too?
 
demanton
2010-03-19 10:16:08 PM
My name is Andrew Bernard. I'm with a group called Dunder-Mifflin. Is anyone there?
 
EviLincoln [TotalFark]
2010-03-19 10:17:39 PM
Always a good question to ask.
 
madmann
2010-03-19 10:21:54 PM
Well, some people need practical advice.
 
jackiepaper [TotalFark]
2010-03-20 01:29:32 AM
Cool story, Hansel
 
Smeggy Smurf
2010-03-20 02:05:28 AM
Ambient and any cold medicine will make you hallucinate. Enjoy the show. I did
 
Smeggy Smurf
2010-03-20 02:06:03 AM
AMBIEN and cold medicine. Oh crap, my fingers are hung over
 
Relatively Obscure [TotalFark]
2010-03-20 06:21:53 AM
Smeggy Smurf: Ambient and any cold medicine will make you hallucinate. Enjoy the show. I did

There are few drugs that frighten me more than Ambien.
 
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