I'm so excited for this movie - Josh Brolin, John Malcovich Megan Fox awesome!

When is Megan Fox not being a hooker?

YESSSSS!!!!!!

Megan Fox, who is losing 70/30 in Esquire's Sexiest Woman tournament to Helen Mirren.

Not much of a stretch for her.

missmez: I predict Megan Fox will stink up the screen in this.

You mean, like everything else she's ever done?

She's not a full ocular assault or anything, but she's hardly as hot as her reputation implies. Her acting skills are about on the "porn" level, and honestly, that's really where her career belongs.

Could be quite a stretch for her, I mean hookers have to do all kinds of things like talk, move around, make change and puts the lotions on its skin before it gets the hose...er...shhh.

"...one foot in the natural world and one on the 'other side.'"



Hex never dealt with the supernatural in any of the stories I've read. They were all Man-With-No-Name style stories.

I am far, far more interested in seeing Jonah Hex on the big screen than I am seeing Megan Fox. Go ahead and cue the "sharp knees" guy pic for me if you feel the need.

Just came here to announce that nobody on Fark, and therefore worldwide, cares about Megan Fox anymore. Hammer thumbs appears to have been the straw that broke the camels back. 11 posts and no pics and no one even asked for pics. Stick a fork in her, she's done.

j68: RevMercutio: Megan Fox, who is losing 70/30 in Esquire's Sexiest Woman tournament to Helen Mirren.

I'll take Megan Fox, you can have the dusty vagina.

Banging Megan Fox may (or may not be, I sadly do not know) be more enjoyable, but I still would say that Helen Mirren is sexier than her. She is a classy lady

Her acting skills are about on the "porn" level, and honestly, that's really where her career belongs.

Maybe we could start a petition - or just ask her nicely. To hear her slightly husky voice say those magic words, "Dear Barely Legal..." Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished.

Curious, I looked up where and when Fox studied acting. She started her acting and modeling training at 5. Turned pro at 13. Hmm. Maybe she should have started earlier.

RevMercutio: Megan Fox, who is losing 70/30 in Esquire's Sexiest Woman tournament to Helen Mirren.

I can think of only one actress who's hotter than Megan Fox, and it just so happens to be Helen Mirren.

Gravitholus: "...one foot in the natural world and one on the 'other side.'"



Hex never dealt with the supernatural in any of the stories I've read. They were all Man-With-No-Name style stories.

You should check out the Lansdale/Truman series, "Two Gun Mojo" and "Riders of the Worm and Such."

RevMercutio: Megan Fox, who is losing 70/30 in Esquire's Sexiest Woman tournament to Helen Mirren.

I'd hit 'em both at the same time.

j68: SirJack: but I still would say that Helen Mirren is sexier than her



Um.....no

Helen Mirren:
"Here, let me show you a trick I learned on the set of Caligula"

Megan Fox:
"Can you not jostle me so much, I'm trying to finish this text message"

/There's a helluva lot more to sexiness than looks.

Oh, and in the looks department, Helen Mirren had it back then:





And she still has it now:

Jonah Hex?

Joy25: Not much of a stretch for her.

I don't think there's much stretch left in that girl

Gravitholus: Hex never dealt with the supernatural in any of the stories I've read. They were all Man-With-No-Name style stories.

I haven't read the older comics he originally appeared in...silver age? Was that the silver age? I can never get them straight. Anyway, in the current Palimotti/Grey run he has teamed up with El Diablo a few times, who is pretty much a wild west equivelant to Ghost Rider. Spirit of vengeance, flaming whip, blah blah. He is most certainly supernatural, and Hex knows this.

But I agree that the idea of using a supernatural storyline for the movie seems a bit off, as the supernatural elements in the comic (at least the current run) are few and far between. I would much have preferred a gritty tale of revenge, sans zombies or whatever.

He had no friends, this Jonah Hex, but he did have two companions. One was death itself...the other, the acrid smell of gunsmoke.

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"She said l could sell my life story, make farking millions. She said l could maybe even play myself."