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2010-03-19 12:49:12 PM
4-A
5-B
1-C
3-D
2-E
 
2010-03-19 12:55:42 PM
acdbe
 
2010-03-19 12:59:52 PM
E-C-D-A-B
 
2010-03-19 01:26:57 PM
each winner will get their pick of a title on The New York Times fiction or nonfiction best seller list.

Oooh! What a terrific prize! Which of these should I choose when I win?

pacejmiller.files.wordpress.com

thecompetentconservative.com

ebooks-imgs.connect.com

ecx.images-amazon.com

Here is my answer: T-S-G C-A-N E-A-B-O-D
 
2010-03-19 01:37:28 PM
All hookers.
 
2010-03-19 01:39:03 PM
There is a stripper in there? Wouldn't even part with a single for any of them.
 
2010-03-19 01:39:42 PM
The butcher, the baker and the candlestick maker. In that order.
 
2010-03-19 01:40:10 PM
1 - E
2 - D
3 - C
4 - A
5 - B
 
2010-03-19 01:40:53 PM
It's a trick question. All are common characters in various porn films. Therefore all of them are going to hell.
 
2010-03-19 01:41:02 PM
1 - E
2 - D
3 - C
4 - B
5 - A
 
2010-03-19 01:42:39 PM
Studson: It's a trick question. All are common characters in various porn films. Therefore all of them are going to hell.

Pizza porn?
 
2010-03-19 01:42:41 PM
The ladyboy is a roofer. No idea about the rest.
 
2010-03-19 01:43:51 PM
Torrentius: The ladyboy is a roofer. No idea about the rest.

He may also be an American Idol finalist.
 
2010-03-19 01:44:27 PM
Sdecker: There is a stripper in there? Wouldn't even part with a single for any of them.

I could see #1 as a stripper... partly because she looks like a friend of mine who actually used to be a stripper.

Betting it's the guy with makeup on, though.
 
2010-03-19 01:45:58 PM
Jamdug!: Studson: It's a trick question. All are common characters in various porn films. Therefore all of them are going to hell.

Pizza porn?


Google it, its out there.
 
2010-03-19 01:48:09 PM
Is #3 the long LOST son of Richard Alpert?
 
2010-03-19 01:49:24 PM
I hope #4 is NOT a stripper
 
2010-03-19 01:50:04 PM
The ladyboy is a roofer. No idea about the rest.

Ladyboys are afraid of heights.

D-C-E-B-A

Also, I'd hit 2,1 and 5 in that order. I'd have to lose a contest to hit 4.
 
2010-03-19 01:50:25 PM
1. Probably
2 and 5: Maybe
 
2010-03-19 01:51:48 PM
DCBEA
 
2010-03-19 01:54:18 PM
Always number C people.

/Impossible as ever
 
2010-03-19 01:55:41 PM
its a trick!! THEY'RE ALL STRIPPERS :)
 
2010-03-19 01:56:21 PM
I think this one is a trick...

1-A
2-B
3-C
4-D
5-E


/Voting in these threads would be fun
 
2010-03-19 01:57:47 PM
SnakeLee: Oooh! What a terrific prize! Which of these should I choose when I win? Here is my answer: T-S-G C-A-N E-A-B-O-D

So which of the mugshots was yours?
 
2010-03-19 01:59:12 PM
1B
2C
3D
4E
5A
 
2010-03-19 02:02:57 PM
mooseyfate: SnakeLee: Oooh! What a terrific prize! Which of these should I choose when I win? Here is my answer: T-S-G C-A-N E-A-B-O-D

So which of the mugshots was yours?


I don't think either of mine are crazy enough for TSG
 
2010-03-19 02:03:34 PM
1E
2C
3D
4B
5A
 
2010-03-19 02:04:23 PM
Lack of commas makes my head hurt. I thought the headline referred to someone with 3 careers.
 
2010-03-19 02:05:12 PM
1-E
2-C
3-D
4-B
5-A
 
2010-03-19 02:05:37 PM
A 5
B 4
C 2
D 3
E 1
 
2010-03-19 02:09:24 PM
Wow, number 4 looks she might be a daytime hooker.

images1.wikia.nocookie.net

Approves.
 
2010-03-19 02:09:48 PM
1-A
2-C
3-D
4-E
5-B
 
2010-03-19 02:09:57 PM
amindtat: Is #3 the long LOST son of Richard Alpert?

The actor who plays Richard doesn't actually wear makeup. That's just how he looks.

/was my first thought too
 
2010-03-19 02:10:11 PM
1. E
2. c
3. b
4. d
5. a
 
2010-03-19 02:10:59 PM
1E
2C
3B
4D
5A
 
2010-03-19 02:11:54 PM
1C
2C
3C
4C
5C


When it doubt, C out! (it worked for high school)
 
2010-03-19 02:12:19 PM
Jamdug!: Studson: It's a trick question. All are common characters in various porn films. Therefore all of them are going to hell.

Pizza porn?


Studson: Jamdug!: Studson: It's a trick question. All are common characters in various porn films. Therefore all of them are going to hell.

Pizza porn?

Google it, its out there.


Bypass the google:
www.bigsausagepizza.com (DEFINITELY NSFW)
Big d*** sex and hardcore porn videos of the famous Big Sausage Pizza site where we deliver pizza's to sexy women with an extra big sausage.
Don't judge me.
 
2010-03-19 02:13:08 PM
A-5
B-2
C-1
D-3
E-4
 
2010-03-19 02:15:53 PM
B C E D A
 
2010-03-19 02:16:51 PM
D C A B E
 
2010-03-19 02:17:54 PM
B-C-E-A-D


1-B I grew up with family doing "equestrian" stuff and #1 just got that 4-H horsey look abut her.
2-C Most bank tellers are young 20 yo cute women so this looks to be that.
3-E Tough call. This might be the exotic dancer but I went with pizza.
4-A Looks to have been getting WAY too much sun in her life and except for being maybe too old and unfit for roof work she does look to have sniffed a lotta paint in her time. God help us all if she is the dancer.
5-D She has those remove the chrome from a trailer hitch lips that so many strippers use. Might be her if not the guy.
 
2010-03-19 02:24:28 PM
weeha: B-C-E-A-D


1-B I grew up with family doing "equestrian" stuff and #1 just got that 4-H horsey look abut her.
2-C Most bank tellers are young 20 yo cute women so this looks to be that.
3-E Tough call. This might be the exotic dancer but I went with pizza.
4-A Looks to have been getting WAY too much sun in her life and except for being maybe too old and unfit for roof work she does look to have sniffed a lotta paint in her time. God help us all if she is the dancer.
5-D She has those remove the chrome from a trailer hitch lips that so many strippers use. Might be her if not the guy.


This was almost exactly my thought process. All our answers are the same. The makeup guy became the pizza boy by default.
 
2010-03-19 02:25:05 PM
The roofer/painter is the dude. I have never, even once in my life, seen a woman work on a roof crew.

The middle aged woman is the pizza maker. Just a hunch.

I want the first woman to be the exotic dancer, but my gut says it's the fifth woman.

Either of the first two could be a teller or a trainer. I'll pick #1 as teller, #2 as trainer. #2 looks like she likes horses.
 
2010-03-19 02:25:28 PM
This headline no comma.
 
2010-03-19 02:26:20 PM
D-C-A-E-B
 
2010-03-19 02:29:52 PM
1 - E (used to pulled back hair)
2 - B (outdoorsy eyebrows)
3 - D (duh)
4 - A (aka unemployed)
5 - C (permanent frown from dead soul)
 
2010-03-19 02:31:01 PM
DeathByGeekSquad: 1 - E
2 - D
3 - C
4 - A
5 - B


I'm with you. Mostly because teh only one I'd want to see on stage is 2... so maybe wishful thinking?
 
2010-03-19 02:33:20 PM
decab
 
2010-03-19 02:40:16 PM
,
 
2010-03-19 02:44:42 PM
1 - C
2 - B
3 - D
4 - A
5 - E
 
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