So Rowf and Snitter get their island after all, I guess.

Does it come with snipers?

That's only part of the island. There's a very, very nice beach. Terns nest there.

AdolfOliverPanties: "You will be allowed to swim in the ocean, for up to an hour, under strict supervision of coursh."


LOL

Does it have a frozen donkey wheel?

I'm gonna buy it and find Captain Kidd's treasure.

It's been done.

Sounds charming.

Excellent book by DeMille

Sweet! I've been waiting for this thing to pop up for sale. I've already bought my beginners necropsy kit and have a few vet friends working on a canine genome project that are interested. We'll try to keep the reanimation to a minimum, but no promises.

Facility tour guides will be needed. Application will be taken at PetSmart.

The real estate market still shows signs of weakness as Dr. Moreaun is forced to do a short sale.

Offering tours...

Contrabulous Flabtraption: I wish they were selling Candy Apple Island.

Candy Apple Island? What do they have there?

I once applied for a job there.

They didn't get back to me for about six months.

They said no.

/Cool story, I know

So our lovely government is moving a lab where they test the most deadliest and highly infectious animal diseases from an island in the middle of the ocean to the middle of the continental United States. No wonder they're trying to push this healthcare bill through.

Foot and Mouth Disease and Exotic Newcastle's Disease are included for free!

Came in to make the Lecter joke...beaten right out of the gate. Bravo! :)

Island in question



/hot

Place is a mess after Jack Carver last visited.

So, what will be found in those forgotten vials in the basement:

The T-Virus or Las Plagas?

Should I prepare for classic zombies or Ganados and Regenerators?

BSL-2 is nothing, BSL-3 isn't bad. I assume that they'll bleach the place and then autoclave everything that they're not taking with them.

The chemical concerns are much more of a factor than the biological. Old army base? I'd worry more about unexploded ordnance than live bugs that can only infect animals...the former are much more likely!

no 28 days later?

dennysgod: So our lovely government is moving a lab where they test the most deadliest and highly infectious animal diseases from an island in the middle of the ocean to the middle of the continental United States. No wonder they're trying to push this healthcare bill through.

FTFA
"The island, located in Long Island Sound about 1.5 miles from Orient Point"

No thanks...

I've always thoght it would be so relaxing to live on a deserted island for like 3 months. Is there anywhere warm in the world where you can do that for free?

Spider-skull island? I'll take it.

Will Leonardo DeCaprio be there?

/Why you all wet, baby?

FloydA: I see the only relevant post has already been made.

Yeah, too late is way too late on this one. Congrats, Lt.

Joy25: I've always thoght it would be so relaxing to live on a deserted island for like 3 months. Is there anywhere warm in the world where you can do that for free?


'Bakersfield? BAKERSFIELD!!'

Wow, that's a location right out of a survival horror game.

Lt. Cheese Weasel: 'Sounds romantic Clarice. People will say we're in love.'

Done in one.

/One of the few times we've thought alike Lt. Cheese Weasel

dennysgod: So our lovely government is moving a lab where they test the most deadliest and highly infectious animal diseases from an island in the middle of the ocean to the middle of the continental United States. No wonder they're trying to push this healthcare bill through.

Not very good at Geography, are you?
Here is a map showing Plum Island "in the middle of the ocean":


Though I am impressed that you guessed that Kansas is in the middle of the country!

FeFiFoFark: Excellent book by DeMille

Never read that one. My personal fav was The Charm School.

Its perfect for the nature lover or mad scientist in your life.

Deserted islands can be lots and lots of fun