Wow, that was impressive. I think the Bert stuff at the end softened the absolutely cutting stuff before it, though. Don't pull back like that, Jon.

Gotta add this show to the Tivo again...

I've never watched more than 2 seconds of Glenn Beck. Does he really act like Jon Stewart was portraying? Because that honestly scared me.

Egalitarian: I've never watched more than 2 seconds of Glenn Beck. Does he really act like Jon Stewart was portraying? Because that honestly scared me.

Yes.

It was funnier the first time.

Liberals are absolutely terrified by strong, weepy men.

I for one welcome our new colorful overlords.

What is with the daily Daily Show links anyway?

/not complaining, but I already watch it every day...
//daily!

Egalitarian: I've never watched more than 2 seconds of Glenn Beck. Does he really act like Jon Stewart was portraying? Because that honestly scared me.

Yes. Though he's more captivating than just clips suggest.

wpmulligan: Liberals are absolutely terrified by strong, weepy men.

That and opportunistic quitters.

Dr. Rhetoric: It's only March, but I think Jon Stewart just put a lock on an Emmy for 2010.

That was the first thing I said to the SO.

wpmulligan: Liberals are absolutely terrified by strong, weepy men.

Which is funny, because usually liberals ARE strong, weepy men.

Makh: Bert is evil.



I know... right?

Jon Stewart raped murdered a young girl?

Egalitarian: I've never watched more than 2 seconds of Glenn Beck. Does he really act like Jon Stewart was portraying? Because that honestly scared me.

Glen Beck is better with the fake crying, but otherwise, yes.

Devil's Playground: I usually like Jon, but I saw this last night and thought it was pathetic. He really was trying too hard.

This. Too easy of a target.

Devil's Playground: I usually like Jon, but I saw this last night and thought it was pathetic. He really was trying too hard.

Comedy is the exaggeration of real life.

Necrosis: What is with the daily Daily Show links anyway?

They've been on a roll this week. Almost makes me want to forgive the number of random breaks they have been taking. . .course, I guess they need to make up leave time from the election year.

The Daily Show is pound for pound more informative when it comes to politics headlines than all major cable news channels combined.

Queue the mouth breathers that pretend to be objective when they just hate to be called out by the Daily Show...

Surprised he didn't go all the way like Glen Beck would, and point out that:

Bert is Hitler,

Lying Aryan Bert Worshipers would say Heil Burt!

So 2000 Conservative Libertarians = Halliburton

wpmulligan: Liberals are absolutely terrified by strong, weepy men.

That sounds bootstrappy.

known error: Yes. Though he's more captivating than just clips suggest.

I don't think that word means what you think it means. Try something more concrete, like retarded.

Quasar: I love the Daily Show as much as the next person with an actual sense of humor, but wasn't this already on the Politics tab, three posts from the top?

Yes it was, but the flamefest is like a wildfire. It can't be contained.

Last night's Glen Beck segment was awesome, because the reasoning of connecting Jesus to the Ayatollah is the exact logic Beck uses throughout his show, day in and day out.

Also, Beck clearly would have shown that Bert was the devil due to his gay lover, Ernie.

/republican
//thinking about changing because Beck and Limbaugh tell me I'm not wanted since I am not an idiot and support the senate bill.

wpmulligan: Liberals are absolutely terrified by strong, weepy men.

If that's the case, I'll shiat my pants if Dick Vermeil runs for office.

Phil is gonna come over and kick all your a**es.

Just like this morning.

I would love to hear from the pro-Glen Beck farkers...

/that is all

EighthundredmillionthFarker: known error: Yes. Though he's more captivating than just clips suggest.

I don't think that word means what you think it means. Try something more concrete, like retarded.

I chose that word carefully. He's very good at what he does.

As much as I loved that Stewart's other Beck impersonations, you have to realize that all this (negative)attention is why Glenn Beck is so popular.


I seriously doubt Beck believes a word he says, but he knows it gets him attention and ratings, so he doesn't stop.

wpmulligan: Liberals are absolutely terrified by strong, weepy men.

Strong weepy men are absolutely terrified of progressives, it's a vicious cycle.

How to get an instagreen on FARK. Submit any Daily Show clip. Can you imagine if they ever start a segment on ugly ass new born animals?

Egalitarian: I've never watched more than 2 seconds of Glenn Beck. Does he really act like Jon Stewart was portraying? Because that honestly scared me.

Yes. Yes, he does.

schattenteufel: Jon Stewart raped murdered a young girl?

yea, some time back in like 1990

misanthropic1: I would love to hear from the pro-Glen Beck farkers...

/that is all

Both of them?

I like watching Glenn Beck when he is outing political farkwits inside our congress/political machine. I hate his commentary. You can usually tell what kind of show its going to be in the first minute or two, and find something on netflix if its a whiny "i love god, you should too, hitler hitler nazi nazi" show.

/he hasnt had a good show in a few months.

Egalitarian: I've never watched more than 2 seconds of Glenn Beck. Does he really act like Jon Stewart was portraying? Because that honestly scared me.

Actually, I stomached 15 minutes of Glenn Beck and I can safely say that Jon Stewart's portrayal is actually pretty tame.

pounddawg: wpmulligan: Liberals are absolutely terrified by strong, weepy men.

That sounds bootstrappy.

Or troll-y; anytime there's a one sentence statement about "liberals" or "conservatives" there's a 50/50 chance.

/because those terms have not been so widely overused and maligned as to have lost any cogent meaning, really...

casdawg87: //thinking about changing because Beck and Limbaugh tell me I'm not wanted since I am not an idiot and support the senate bill.

I lol'd. You really have to be an idiot to support any 2000+ page bill like that. There are some good provisions in it, but it is buried beneath the buy offs and kick backs they needed to make to get the thing past in the first place. The only end result of the bill is that the insurance industry will get another 30 million costumers on the tax payers' dime, and a lot of special interests will get paid.

EWreckedSean: I lol'd. You really have to be an idiot to support any 2000+ page bill like that.

I also hate things that are really long. Mostly because I have poor reading comprehension and the attention span o... hey look I got an email.

casdawg87: /republican
//thinking about changing because Beck and Limbaugh tell me I'm not wanted since I am not an idiot and support the senate bill.

In all honesty, it seems like so much more of a Republican bill anyway, what with the epic subsidies to various industries and the deficit exploding long term costs hidden with transparent accounting shenanigans.

I'm sure Beck Rush would have had a massive boner for it if W had proposed the same thing.

misanthropic1: I would love to hear from the pro-Glen Beck farkers...

/that is all


Dude's more informative than the history channel the past couple months.

Oh, you mean Stewart?

Stewart is a comedic commentator by his often repeated admission. He's raised the bar over Chevy Chase who was the previous best at it. He's good for laughs. Beck got dissed by a decent comedian, oh what a crushing event in history this is.

This is the same clip that was greenlit earlier today, isn't it?

Really, mods? Not only do we need a Daily Show thread every day, not only do we need every clip from the Daily Show made into a thread every day, but we need the same clip made into multiple threads in the same day?

Do we have a new Fark meme?
Quote:
I usually like Jon, but I saw this last night and thought it was pathetic. He really was trying too hard.

Breakdown:
%Claim how much you like Jon Stewart, The Daily Show, Stephen Colbert, or the Colbert Report%%comma%%Claim you watched this click and found it bad/pathetic/lame/trying to hard/%Insert "bad" adjective here%% %Summary sentence on how you know how to do comedy better%

Do I get a prize?

ooooh, I get it...this must be the thread WITHOUT Phil crapping all over it.