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(AOL News) Scary California police department subjected to deadly booby-traps, allegedly set by a criminally inclined biker gang. And you thought Steven Seagal's movies were far-fetched   (aolnews.com) divider line 106
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EighthundredmillionthFarker
2010-03-19 01:01:11 PM
Meddling kids needed immediately to solve this mystery.
 
Aamelrons
2010-03-19 01:01:29 PM
I wouldn't mind being trapped by some boobies, don't understand the scary tag.
 
carmi990
2010-03-19 01:03:04 PM
Are they making bombs out of microwaves?
 
Ronnie_Zman
2010-03-19 01:03:37 PM
Wut? Deadly boobies?
 
Studson
2010-03-19 01:03:59 PM
Knowing California police, it is probably other California police.
 
kafleenthedonkey
2010-03-19 01:04:19 PM
I don't want my boobies trapped.
 
Mad-n-FL
2010-03-19 01:04:55 PM
I can believe that vigilantes would go after cops, I suspect a gang named "Foul Play" set up the cops by harming biker's families.
 
Quark_Quasar [TotalFark]
2010-03-19 01:06:01 PM
You'd think a bunch of cops would have some kind of tools or abilities to find a criminal...

/oh well
 
FooDog
2010-03-19 01:06:49 PM
img37.imageshack.us
 
timboalogo
2010-03-19 01:10:15 PM
Booby thread in 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...
 
Barakku
2010-03-19 01:11:03 PM
mojipkmnapriatelia.wbs.cz
Approves
 
Perducci
2010-03-19 01:11:04 PM
Watch out for the booty traps, you guys! That's what I said! Booty traps!
 
Ol' Jalopy
2010-03-19 01:11:08 PM
That's because Steven Seagal is Taliban
 
wiregeek
2010-03-19 01:11:10 PM
"a ballistic contraption"

GUN

"some kind of explosive device"

BOMB

from TFA, ferpetessake.
 
southern78
2010-03-19 01:11:11 PM
Lack of boobs in this thread is well...lacking
 
Flakeloaf [TotalFark]
2010-03-19 01:11:39 PM
In other news, the word "wonky" now qualifies as acceptable in a journalistic tone.
 
FrancoFile [TotalFark]
2010-03-19 01:12:11 PM
Tommy Tong refused to comment.
 
JDAT
2010-03-19 01:12:11 PM
I'm just in it for the pics of the Admiral.

www.theforce.net

He saw this coming.
 
Olmy's Jart
2010-03-19 01:13:57 PM
Came for SoA reference, leaving happy thanks to FooDog.
 
WhoGAS [TotalFark]
2010-03-19 01:15:04 PM
As soon as he said "...We need help," I started looking for the next line that says, "Our budget is up for review in the coming weeks."

If they really need help, maybe they can hire some 24/7 security guards to watch their place. /snerk
 
JDAT
2010-03-19 01:15:49 PM
Traps have such negative connotations. Let's call them...sting operations.
 
SearchN
2010-03-19 01:16:34 PM
rlv.zcache.com

/Found one.
 
33centpanties
2010-03-19 01:16:48 PM
FTA: In the attack with a ballistic contraption, the officer only avoided being shot in the head because the wheels on the sliding gate were wonky so he had to angle his body to open it.

my new favorite word
 
CapitolG
2010-03-19 01:17:28 PM
southern78: Lack of boobs in this thread is well...lacking

i.livescience.com
 
Brainsick
2010-03-19 01:19:28 PM
If they were wearing Stetsons this never would have happened...
www.collider.com


/srsly, surprised this hasn't happened more places
 
Magorn [TotalFark]
2010-03-19 01:21:18 PM
Booby-traps? who's running this gang Wiley Coyote?


Gee I wonder if the fact that the Vagos biker gang is suspected as being behind this has anything to do with the 4 state, 400 police officer raid on Vagos operations all over the Southwest yesterday?

Rule #1 for being a sucessful criminal: The Cops will alway outnumber and outgun you. It is therefore not wise to make them mad at you
 
hitlersbrain
2010-03-19 01:22:22 PM
Surely it's not some law abiding citizen

static.guim.co.uk
 
Osomatic [TotalFark]
2010-03-19 01:23:09 PM
Flakeloaf: In other news, the word "wonky" now qualifies as acceptable in a journalistic tone.

It's certainly the first time I've ever seen it in a hard news article.
 
Torrentius
2010-03-19 01:23:56 PM
Magorn: Booby-traps? who's running this gang Wiley Coyote?


Gee I wonder if the fact that the Vagos biker gang is suspected as being behind this has anything to do with the 4 state, 400 police officer raid on Vagos operations all over the Southwest yesterday?

Rule #1 for being a sucessful criminal: The Cops will alway outnumber and outgun you. It is therefore not wise to make them mad at you

No kidding. Attacking the local PD will just bring in the feds.
 
jtown
2010-03-19 01:25:07 PM
farm3.static.flickr.com
 
blacksho89
2010-03-19 01:25:08 PM
The Vagos Motorcycle CLUB is not a criminal gang. It is a group of enthusiasts who like to ride together.
The police are scapegoating this fine organization.
 
Studson
2010-03-19 01:26:03 PM
Torrentius: Magorn: Booby-traps? who's running this gang Wiley Coyote?


Gee I wonder if the fact that the Vagos biker gang is suspected as being behind this has anything to do with the 4 state, 400 police officer raid on Vagos operations all over the Southwest yesterday?

Rule #1 for being a sucessful criminal: The Cops will alway outnumber and outgun you. It is therefore not wise to make them mad at you

No kidding. Attacking the local PD will just bring in the feds.

And if you aren't intelligent enough to implement successful traps, there is a good chance you are not intelligent enough to successfully cover your tracks.
 
bukketmaster
2010-03-19 01:26:04 PM
TCManger: Investigators are still trying to determine why officers are being targeted.

www.seoboy.com
 
amindtat
2010-03-19 01:26:14 PM
www.fancast.com
 
Fook
2010-03-19 01:26:36 PM
wiregeek: "a ballistic contraption"

GUN

"some kind of explosive device"

BOMB

from TFA, ferpetessake.

Well, a ballistic contraption isn't necessarily a gun, however 'explosive device' is pretty much the definition of bomb.
 
le greque
2010-03-19 01:27:50 PM
Perducci: Watch out for the booty traps, you guys! That's what I said! Booty traps!

YOU FAIL AT GOONIES QUOTES
 
PYROY
2010-03-19 01:27:53 PM
Investigators are still trying to determine why officers are being targeted.

Uh, because they're cops?
 
MightyPez
2010-03-19 01:28:25 PM
Ol' Jalopy: That's because Steven Seagal is Taliban

Courtesy of the CIA

/You're going down for this, Cody!
 
kzp7
2010-03-19 01:28:44 PM
"It is incredible and I think unprecedented that police officers in the line of duty could be subjected to these kind of terrorist attempts on their lives"

I get the feeling that these fellas wouldn't do so well in the Army.
 
schattenteufel [TotalFark]
2010-03-19 01:28:55 PM
images2.fanpop.com
Wanted for questioning
 
Mock26
2010-03-19 01:29:25 PM
Good way to keep the cops alert!
 
Shakespeare's Monkey [TotalFark]
2010-03-19 01:31:13 PM
www.eadultclubs.com

Try our pulled pork lunch special.
 
karmaceutical
2010-03-19 01:31:23 PM
Heh... did they replace the sugar at the coffee maker with splenda or something?
 
amindtat
2010-03-19 01:31:38 PM
blacksho89: The Vagos Motorcycle CLUB is not a criminal gang. It is a group of enthusiasts who like to ride together.
The police are scapegoating this fine organization.

Yeah, they sound like a fine group of gentlemen. Real Boys Scouts.
Vagos Motorcycle Club (new window)
 
FTGodWin
2010-03-19 01:32:06 PM
Torrentius: Magorn: Booby-traps? who's running this gang Wiley Coyote?


Gee I wonder if the fact that the Vagos biker gang is suspected as being behind this has anything to do with the 4 state, 400 police officer raid on Vagos operations all over the Southwest yesterday?

Rule #1 for being a sucessful criminal: The Cops will alway outnumber and outgun you. It is therefore not wise to make them mad at you

No kidding. Attacking the local PD will just bring in the feds.

Problem is, the feds will be outnumbered as soon as they arrive to restore order in Mexico (a.k.a. California, Arizona, New Mexico).

/Reconquista an all that
 
palelizard
2010-03-19 01:32:31 PM
Torrentius: Rule #1 for being a sucessful criminal: The Cops will alway outnumber and outgun you. It is therefore not wise to make them mad at you

No kidding. Attacking the local PD will just bring in the feds.

The rules get made by the guys with the most guns. The big kids do tend to frown on people picking on their little cousins.
 
Parental_Eunich
2010-03-19 01:35:40 PM
Don't worry, someone will call the A-Team soon.

/Another great episode....
 
uncletogie
2010-03-19 01:37:44 PM
blacksho89: The Vagos Motorcycle CLUB is not a criminal gang. It is a group of enthusiasts who like to ride together.

On this point, the club seems kinda vague...


/ yeah, like I could pass that one up...
 
animal900
2010-03-19 01:37:53 PM
samcrow.org

Yeah, I know, FooDog got it already
 
Darth Baracus
2010-03-19 01:39:39 PM
I haven't read the article, but I thought it was funny that the Fark headline read like this to me:

"California police department subjected to deadly booby-traps, allegedly set by a criminally inclined biker gang. And you thought Steven Seagal's movies comedies were far-fetched"

Is my subconscious trying to tell me something? Do I dare listen?
 
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