"And now the mink is everybody's cause-celebre in this country, the precious little mink...I guess so. Every time I watch one of these mutual-Omaha wild kingdom shows, the mink is the biggest prick in the entire forest. He's always got some young marsupial pinned down, he's gnawin' his carotid artery...yeah, the mink is a delight, let's sit him next to Grandma, okay?...I mean, how bad could his life be? He's wearing' farkin' mink! And trust me, if the roles were reversed, this little bastard would be wearing your pelt, okay? So when you hit your knees tonight, thank your walking-upright God that it played out the way it did."

Police said they are still searching for those responsible for the break-in at the farm in Frankenfrde, which resulted in the release of 4,000 minks last Sunday evening.

Does anybody know if Minks can "dispose" of a body as well as pigs can? Perhaps the owner already found them and they are now Mink poo.

It would probably have been actual irony if the minks started to eat other endangered species. This is just asshattery from the tree huggers. Still, as Drew wrote in his book, "Irony is anything you want it to be."

This happens all over the place in the US. I saw one of the little buggers in my back yard a couple of years ago, probably from this (pops) release by the Animal Liberation Front. They'd better keep away from my chickens.

Activists causing more harm than good? Colour me ten shades of shocked....

KatjaMouse

I've never heard of minks being endangered.

Don't know. Maybe it would be irony if the minks were killing other animals in cruel and unusual ways, or killing other animals for sport. Or selling drugs, or building meth labs.

Eurotrip: They were released because being a mink in a fur farm is an unbelievably cruel existence.

Yes, because everybody knows that treating a fur-bearing animal with "unbelievable cruelty" is necessary to ensure the animals' pelts are thick and luxurious.