I completely misread that headline, and wondered why the husband wouldn't be the hardened criminal?

I wonder at women who fake it. How is that pleasurable? Why don't you woman up and make sure your man knows what you want?

/dnrtfa

If you have to fake it, he's doing it wrong!

The Icelander: Ah, The Local. Where news stories get overwhelmed by the fact that Swedes are almost universally good looking.


And they travel in packs!!

After actually reading the article, I'm kind of wondering exactly what they mean by the couple engaging in "simulated" sex. What, like dry humping and moaning acting like they were having sex if it's dark out and no one can really see clothing?

"In a submission to the court the couple admitted that..."

This is why you fail.

Your wife is now a hardened criminal

Oh yeah, and I'm the crooked prison guard.

/Now where'd those cuffs go?

'hardened' criminal

Ta-dum boom!

+1

like the old joke goes.

Why do women fake orgasms?

Who cares!

Joy25: If you have to fake it, he's doing it wrong!

Bingo!

Joy25: "If you have to fake it, he's doing it wrong!"

And if you fake it, he'll never learn to do it right.

So, if you're faking it ladies, you're just getting what you damn well deserve for not being confident or mature enough to speak up and identify what's working and what isn't.

Purple Cow: Joy25: If you have to fake it, he's doing it wrong!

Bingo!

So speak the fark up and tell us how to do it right. The more you fake it, the more we believe we're doing it right. Why reinforce it when we're doing it wrong?

Hey, before you guys start this argument up for real, can I go get my popcorn?

ringersol: Joy25: "If you have to fake it, he's doing it wrong!"

And if you fake it, he'll never learn to do it right.

So, if you're faking it ladies, you're just getting what you damn well deserve for not being confident or mature enough to speak up and identify what's working and what isn't.


I never said I did.

If you really get into it, fully, passionately into it, there's no need to "fake" anything.

Joy25: "I never said I did."

I was responding to the argument in general. "you" was meant to refer to the same hypothetical woman your comment was directed toward.

I didn't even assume you were necessarily female.

Come on guys, why so defensive? We HAVE to know how to do it right the first time, and every time, no matter those subtle differences that make each woman different from the other. We have to get in there, Scorpions' "Rock You Like a Hurricane" blaring in the background, hitting the sweet spot over and over again until they forget their own names. Then, we get all the post-coital sammiches we want, that is if they can get it together enough to actually make it to the kitchen.

/manly man
//yeah, no

huh-huh-huh you said "hard"

The Icelander: "I can't imagine anyone (outside of Fark) who doesn't want their partner to enjoy sex."

The sex-for-procreation crowd? I think they'd actually prefer it if sex was painful. Provided no-one got turned on by that. ;)

ringersol: Joy25: "If you have to fake it, he's doing it wrong!"

And if you fake it, he'll never learn to do it right.

So, if you're faking it ladies, you're just getting what you damn well deserve for not being confident or mature enough to speak up and identify what's working and what isn't.

I've been lucky I guess. Been with competent men. But one thing you guys should know is that as a woman I don't always have to have an orgasm to enjoy it. It just depends on when, why, who, where etc.

ringersol: Joy25: "I never said I did."

I was responding to the argument in general. "you" was meant to refer to the same hypothetical woman your comment was directed toward.

I didn't even assume you were necessarily female.


No problem.

Joy25: If you have to fake it, he's doing it wrong!

If you complain that he never reads the directions, and yet refuse to give directions to your body, then you're doing it wrong.

The Icelander: Joy25: If you have to fake it, he's doing it wrong!

Oh, so it's entirely the man's fault. Women have no responsibility to overcome their hang ups about sex or ask for what they want.

Gotcha.


I created a new game. It's called Jump to Conclusions.

meat0918: I completely misread that headline, and wondered why the husband wouldn't be the hardened criminal?

Maybe if the husband was hardened the old lady wouldn't have to fake it.

Joy25: "But one thing you guys should know is that as a woman I don't always have to have an orgasm to enjoy it."

Well that's neither here nor there. The argument isn't "we need to give you an orgasm", it's "you need to communicate".

If you're mature enough to enjoy sex-without-orgasm, you should communicate -that- as well. Your partner will either also be mature enough, or needs that dose of reality so that they can *become* mature enough.

Short version: the only people having disappointing sex are those not communicating with their partners.

tothekor: Purple Cow: Joy25: If you have to fake it, he's doing it wrong!

Bingo!

So speak the fark up and tell us how to do it right. The more you fake it, the more we believe we're doing it right. Why reinforce it when we're doing it wrong?

Sometimes it just ain't gonna happen, and you are ready to quit

/guy who's faked it

IDGAF, as long as I get a nut

I fake it by spitting on her back.

/not really
//maybe if I got it?

CruJones: tothekor: Purple Cow: Joy25: If you have to fake it, he's doing it wrong!

Bingo!

So speak the fark up and tell us how to do it right. The more you fake it, the more we believe we're doing it right. Why reinforce it when we're doing it wrong?

Sometimes it just ain't gonna happen, and you are ready to quit

/guy who's faked it


Faked it? What did you do, spit on her back?

If you're gay, see... if you're gay, masturbation is practice. Y'know, you can have a good old practice on your own, and then later, when you're ready, when you've got the hang of it, you have a go on someone else's. It's a piece of piss.... See, it's different... it's different when you're a straight bloke. When we finally get our hands on the gear, let me tell you, it's not a drill. Gays have their own practice kit, but you don't get any practice women. We're supposed to fly those babies the first time we get in 'em!

Joy25: The Icelander: Joy25: If you have to fake it, he's doing it wrong!

Oh, so it's entirely the man's fault. Women have no responsibility to overcome their hang ups about sex or ask for what they want.

Gotcha.


I created a new game. It's called Jump to Conclusions.

I have the prototype to that game, you see, there's all these conclusions and you jump to them.

And we all know what happens to criminals in prison...

I fake it sometimes what I masturbate.

Valor: you don't get any practice women

Sure you do. They're called hookers.

Valor: If you're gay, see... if you're gay, masturbation is practice. Y'know, you can have a good old practice on your own, and then later, when you're ready, when you've got the hang of it, you have a go on someone else's. It's a piece of piss.... See, it's different... it's different when you're a straight bloke. When we finally get our hands on the gear, let me tell you, it's not a drill. Gays have their own practice kit, but you don't get any practice women. We're supposed to fly those babies the first time we get in 'em!

Dude, Jeff is my go-to man when it comes to bedroom advice.

/Nudity-related hoovering

Fake me! Fake me now!

Joy25: The Icelander: Joy25: If you have to fake it, he's doing it wrong!

Oh, so it's entirely the man's fault. Women have no responsibility to overcome their hang ups about sex or ask for what they want.

Gotcha.


I created a new game. It's called Jump to Conclusions.

Biatch. Figured someone, at some point would jump to that one.

/Sorry, had to make that joke.
//Sure you are a nice person, most Texas girls are. As is my wife.

Joey Stink Eye Smiles: Faked it? What did you do, spit on her back?

If you're wearing a condom it's hardly an issue.

And even if you're not, sometimes only a small amount comes out and the girl can't really tell if you did or not. Especially if it's like the 5th time in a couple of hours.

With all that being said, faking it (by either party) is kinda dumb. It's okay if someone doesn't have an orgasm. It's better if you do, but sex is pretty good regardless. People shouldn't take it personally if the other person doesn't have one. It's like if a guy can't get it up - the woman might feel humiliated, but there are plenty of reasons it can happen that have nothing to do with her.

iollow: It's like if a guy can't get it up - the woman might feel humiliated, but there are plenty of reasons it can happen that have nothing to do with her.

Reasons 1-99: Alcohol

The Icelander: Ah, The Local. Where news stories get overwhelmed by the fact that Swedes are almost universally good looking.

What? I can point to several in your pics that are at most borderline.

Swedish fetish much?

\Wouldn't mind it if they faked

Phone_Answering_Monkey: Your wife is now a hardened criminal

Oh yeah, and I'm the crooked prison guard.

/Now where'd those cuffs go?

Oh, geez - How you doin'?

Shrinkwrap: iollow: It's like if a guy can't get it up - the woman might feel humiliated, but there are plenty of reasons it can happen that have nothing to do with her.

Reasons 1-99: Alcohol

Or maybe she used bad grammar.

I didn't know farkers had wives. Mrs Jpeg?

pounddawg: I didn't know farkers had wives. Mrs Jpeg?

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