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(YouTube)   Oh look, a street performer is dancing to Michael Jackson. I wonder if he's any... HOLY MOTHER OF GOD   (youtube.com) divider line 63
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2010-03-19 05:33:18 AM  
HMOG part starts at 0:50
 
2010-03-19 07:48:02 AM  
He never has to fly anywhere, he can just use one of those "If it fits, it ships" boxes.
 
2010-03-19 08:39:37 AM  
When I'm goin to the movies
I take up seven rows because I'm
 
2010-03-19 08:47:18 AM  
That boy ain't right.
 
2010-03-19 09:01:32 AM  
www.influks.com

/hot
 
2010-03-19 09:10:03 AM  
Oh sure it was impressive, but his doing things on the beat was WAY off.
 
2010-03-19 09:32:41 AM  
www.drinking-bird.eu
 
2010-03-19 09:40:29 AM  
I hate street performers almost as much as I hate clowns.
 
2010-03-19 09:40:32 AM  
Awesome stuff. Isnt he just a contortionist? I mean, I can see how yoga would be helpful.
 
2010-03-19 09:45:53 AM  
If I tried even a tenth of that, my spine would make a noise like a falling oak tree.
 
2010-03-19 09:51:30 AM  
I can do that, but i don't wanna.
 
2010-03-19 09:53:23 AM  
CRAMP!!!!
 
2010-03-19 10:01:04 AM  
I'd never leave home.
 
2010-03-19 10:01:14 AM  
PeppaJack: /hot

I also thought about that episode of SNL.
 
2010-03-19 10:07:44 AM  
Makes me wonder if those guys ever have "That dog would BITE chu." moments.
 
2010-03-19 10:11:27 AM  
While that's somewhat interesting subby

I prefer a different flavor, Incredible fronbends (new window)
 
2010-03-19 10:12:56 AM  
well i farked that up, damn
 
2010-03-19 10:15:35 AM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsZYv8Sy2dM

Contortion Incredible fronbends (new window)
 
2010-03-19 10:16:17 AM  
Not "Bad"

hur hur hur...
 
2010-03-19 10:34:42 AM  
I've seen other contortionists fit themselves into boxes that size, but they are almost always extremely skinny. This guy was the most muscular one I've seen.
 
2010-03-19 10:37:02 AM  
If I tried any of that I'd sh*t my pants and pass out.
 
2010-03-19 10:46:48 AM  
so THAT'S what a person without tendons looks like
 
2010-03-19 10:46:52 AM  
this link got bluelighted!

seriously...very blue.

However, the bendy dude is hot.
 
2010-03-19 10:51:03 AM  
That man has awesome teabagging skills.
 
2010-03-19 11:05:06 AM  
That's how to display yourself in a box. I'm looking at you, David Blaine.
 
2010-03-19 11:19:23 AM  
I wonder if he has a sister.
 
2010-03-19 11:28:35 AM  
That guy is at the South Street Seaport every summer. (NYC)

My old neghborhood. I miss it so much.
 
2010-03-19 11:30:36 AM  
I bet he could make it without breaking his neck.
 
2010-03-19 11:30:55 AM  
I'm the man in the box...
 
2010-03-19 11:44:48 AM  
Incredile yoga skills. He goes from Rising Dog to Awesome Cougar in a blink of an eye.
 
2010-03-19 11:45:02 AM  
I used to talk with this guy when I worked on Pier 17 in NY. He's a really nice guy who just so happens to be able to perform filattio himself. I bet this guy is pulling in six figures a year from his street performances, pretty amazing.
 
2010-03-19 11:48:58 AM  
T.M.S.: That guy is at the South Street Seaport every summer. (NYC)

My old neghborhood. I miss it so much.


damn you look like tank abbot
 
2010-03-19 11:49:04 AM  
He's Bad!
 
2010-03-19 11:54:23 AM  
I could do all that.

I just don't FEEL like it.

Now pass the farking cheeto's.
 
Bf+
2010-03-19 12:05:26 PM  
pope183: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsZYv8Sy2dM

Contortion Incredible fronbends (new window)


:O...
:D
 
2010-03-19 12:35:59 PM  
cdn.buzznet.com
 
2010-03-19 12:36:36 PM  
And to think I was feeling good about my flexing skills...
 
2010-03-19 12:42:30 PM  
Yogurt flame, indeed.
 
2010-03-19 12:47:01 PM  
Subby: "a street performer is dancing to Michael Jackson"

This word... I do not think it means what you think it means...

Guess you didn't want to tip your hand too early, but clicked the X at 59 seconds when it was apparent that all I was gonna see is creepy stretchy guy.
 
2010-03-19 12:47:04 PM  
Dancing. It doesnt mean what you think it means.
 
2010-03-19 01:44:47 PM  
apacheco: T.M.S.: That guy is at the South Street Seaport every summer. (NYC)

My old neghborhood. I miss it so much.

damn you look like tank abbot


I get asked for my (his) autograph all time.
 
2010-03-19 01:53:49 PM  
Dancers are often that bendy. And usually a lot more graceful.
 
2010-03-19 02:02:13 PM  
T.M.S.: apacheco: T.M.S.: That guy is at the South Street Seaport every summer. (NYC)

My old neghborhood. I miss it so much.

damn you look like tank abbot

I get asked for my (his) autograph all time.


Your eyebrows could kick Tank Abbot's eyebrows ass.

/also, you have a muppet counterpart, making you infinitely cooler
 
2010-03-19 02:17:33 PM  
This is clearly a guy who never has to wonder whether he's wiped good enough.
 
2010-03-19 02:21:13 PM  
You know he's tried to blow himself.
 
2010-03-19 02:37:20 PM  
GavinTheAlmighty: You know he's tried to blow himself.

Hell I can't do any of that stuff and I've tried.

/You all have.
 
2010-03-19 04:20:28 PM  
Kinbari: This word... I do not think it means what you think it means...

/Subby

I know he wasn't dancing. But to someone passing by him, they'd hear the music and see him moving around. It's safe to assume he's dancing until you get a good look at what he's doing.
 
2010-03-19 04:24:01 PM  
As soon as I saw him get into the box, the music should have changed to "Man in the box" by Alice in Chains. Who am I to critique his show? I just got a cramp moving my mouse.

Yoga is no joke!
 
2010-03-19 05:17:34 PM  
NetstarGT: I just got a cramp moving my mouse.

Next time, stretch before doing whatever it is you are doing with your rodent.
 
2010-03-19 07:34:31 PM  
Seen it before...
www.dangerousminds.net
Who remembers Yogi Kudu with his airtight cube. He was even put in a swimming pool.
 
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