The only thing that determines how good a girl fight is is how naked the girls are at the end of it. How many in a "slew" and is that more or less than the more commonly used term "passel?"

Aulus: A mother protecting her kid from others beating her up? Charges will be dropped and, if not, no jury will convict.


Now, why come you be thinkin dat? Da judge will say "you shooda called the school or the po po befo you gettin yo posse and bringnem up to da skool to beet up some keeidz."

Of course, a jery of her peers might agree wif you - depenen on what da fight was bout.

/werd

Bish had it comin.

SchlingFocker: Chuck Ruffcorn: Of course, a jery of her peers might agree wif you - depenen on what da fight was bout.

someone say catfight?

/hot like suzi X.

oh yeah. For the old timers:

khitbash.

Norad: I predict the name "Lutricia" will be a lightning rod of commentary in this thread.

She sounds fat, poor, stupid, attractive, and successful

I agree that the mother can't be charged with battery for protecting her daughter - that's ridiculous.

/Still, Lutricia?
//should be a charge for that

Aulus: A mother protecting her kid from others beating her up? Charges will be dropped and, if not, no jury will convict.

Not if she struck a student, as alleged. To protect her daughter, it might have been ok to pull the others away, but punching or slapping are definite no-nos.

/can welfare benefits be used to pay for a defense attorney?

10 to 1 that this mom was probably attacked by one of the kids that was beating on her kid and ended up hitting the little a$$hole in reaction to this. The moronic laws in most states dictate that no matter what (short of protecting ones life) any assault on a minor, whether it is in reaction to something the minor started or not, is considered an assault on a minor(while the kid walks away clean). It's the same complete bullshiat reason why a student can walk right up to a teacher bust his nose wide open, and if the teacher retaliates can end up being fired, and arrested for assault.

If those in the legal system dont think that the kids dont know about this, then they are even bigger idiots then I already take them for. The laws simply need to be changed. Anyone over the age of 15 (meaning a 16 Y.O.) should and does have the mental capacity to understand that what they are doing is wrong and why. If this is the case then there is no reason at all why someone of this age should not be charged as an adult.

And as far as the mother, she was protecting her child, was attacked in the process, and responded by striking some minor while trying to keep her daughter from harm. She didnt instigate any of this, so other then the fact that this is a minor why exactly is she being charged?

I get everything except the "slew" of cops. Would they really have come riding in on horseback if this happened at an "upper class" school in a wealthy area? Oh, what am I saying...in any normal area, the mom would have gone to the office prior to the fight and stopped it before anything happened. I wish survival of the fittest would just be allowed to happen naturally. Maybe then common sense would come back for a visit.

FTFA: She hit one of the students and was arrested on charges of battery and trespass on school property, investigators said


Damn...those high school girls really are jailbait aren't they?

jayday: 10 to 1 that this mom was probably attacked by one of the kids that was beating on her kid and ended up hitting the little a$$hole

Some junior and senior high school kids a full nuclear adult size assholes.

/Yep and they know how to fark with the system.

kippyj: I get everything except the "slew" of cops. Would they really have come riding in on horseback if this happened at an "upper class" school in a wealthy area? Oh, what am I saying...in any normal area, the mom would have gone to the office prior to the fight and stopped it before anything happened. I wish survival of the fittest would just be allowed to happen naturally. Maybe then common sense would come back for a visit.

YEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAWWWW!!

FTA:A slew of deputies on horseback, motorcycle, on foot and in cars came to school to prevent any more trouble at dismissal.

There were armored cars, and tanks, and jeeps and rigs of every size. Yeah, them chicken coops was full of bears, and choppers filled the skies...

Grass Hopper: FTA:A slew of deputies on horseback, motorcycle, on foot and in cars came to school to prevent any more trouble at dismissal.

There were armored cars, and tanks, and jeeps and rigs of every size. Yeah, them chicken coops was full of bears, and choppers filled the skies...


Well we shot the line and we went for broke with a thousand screamin trucks and eleven long haired Friends of Jesus in a Chartreuse microbus

God dammn it Grass hopper. now I got it stuck in my head.

Aulus: A mother protecting her kid from others beating her up? Charges will be dropped and, if not, no jury will convict.

I hope you're right.

Sounds like a typical post St. Paddy's hangover day to me.

/dnrta

That's nice. Girls love horses.

I hate it when black people name their kids weird shiat like "Lutricia." They need to name their kids normal things like White people. Everyone knows the only acceptable name categories are: names with intentional misspellings to accentuate my child's uniqueness, "Western" Names, and the Last names of Dead Presidents.

Now, If you'll excuse me, I have to go pick up my children, Kourtnee, Dakota, and Madison from school.

Grass Hopper FTA:A slew of deputies on horseback, motorcycle, on foot and in cars came to school to prevent any more trouble at dismissal.

There were armored cars, and tanks, and jeeps and rigs of every size. Yeah, them chicken coops was full of bears, and choppers filled the skies...

Approves



/hot like eleven long-haired friends of Jesus in a chartreusse microbus

The Homer Tax I hate it when black people name their kids weird shiat like "Lutricia." They need to name their kids normal things like White people. Everyone knows the only acceptable name categories are: names with intentional misspellings to accentuate my child's uniqueness, "Western" Names, and the Last names of Dead Presidents.

Now, If you'll excuse me, I have to go pick up my children, Kourtnee, Dakota, and Madison from school.


Nice..... Is that satire or sarcasm?

notsureifserious.jpg

..."a slew of deputies on horseback, motorcycle, on foot and in cars" arrive

Meanwhile, Jake and Elwood inexplicably feel alone and abandoned.

OscarTamerz: The only thing that determines how good a girl fight is is how naked the girls are at the end of it. How many in a "slew" and is that more or less than the more commonly used term "passel?"

I'm more interested in how many of each in a metric assload.

Aulus: A mother protecting her kid from others beating her up? Charges will be dropped and, if not, no jury will convict.

Depends. Did she go to the school officials? A more aggressive prosecutor might claim that if she didn't do that, it's proof that she showed up with intention of taking part of the fight.

The Homer Tax: I hate it when black people name their kids weird shiat like "Lutricia." They need to name their kids normal things like White people. Everyone knows the only acceptable name categories are: names with intentional misspellings to accentuate my child's uniqueness, "Western" Names, and the Last names of Dead Presidents.

Now, If you'll excuse me, I have to go pick up my children, Kourtnee, Dakota, and Madison from school.

Could you pick up my little Nixon-Sioux? She could use a play date.

The Homer Tax: I hate it when black people name their kids weird shiat like "Lutricia." They need to name their kids normal things like White people. Everyone knows the only acceptable name categories are: names with intentional misspellings to accentuate my child's uniqueness, "Western" Names, and the Last names of Dead Presidents.

Now, If you'll excuse me, I have to go pick up my children, Kourtnee, Dakota, and Madison from school.


We have a WINNAR!!!

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Could you pick up my little Nixon-Sioux? She could use a play date.

Her limo awaits



/hot, like little Nixon-Sioux

shadowself: The Homer Tax: I hate it when black people name their kids weird shiat like "Lutricia." They need to name their kids normal things like White people. Everyone knows the only acceptable name categories are: names with intentional misspellings to accentuate my child's uniqueness, "Western" Names, and the Last names of Dead Presidents.

Now, If you'll excuse me, I have to go pick up my children, Kourtnee, Dakota, and Madison from school.

Hey, I think they go to the same school as my cousins Aidan, Braden, Hayden, and Jaden!

I have a friend (well, facebook friend) who named her daughter Kaedynn.

I was like "Really? Kaedynn? Do you *Want* her to grow up to be a stripper?"

But please, let's all make fun of black people's silly children names.

Highroller48
Bondith: Meanwhile, Jake and Elwood inexplicably feel alone and abandoned.

Damn you!

See what happens when you put in the extra effort and link a picture? Some pissant slacker with no HTML skills at all beats you to it with a pithy throwaway reference.

Good find on the pic, though. That's exactly what I was thinking of.

/Hup! Hup! Hup!

I imagine the police radio call went something like this...

"CHICKFIGHT!!"

Golden Ace: God dammn it Grass hopper. now I got it stuck in my head.

First thing that came into mine as soon as I saw the headline.