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(CBC) Sappy Ugly-ass baby squirrel monkey born at Edmonton's Valley Zoo. (With "awwww" pic)   (cbc.ca) divider line 24
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mavrickatubc
2010-03-19 06:32:31 AM
Oilers suck!

/muhahah.
 
Yogimus
2010-03-19 06:37:43 AM
"It's always good to have an animal breeding in captivity because that show us they are not stressed and they are having a good life,"

Also, RAPE.
 
gjaszczak
2010-03-19 06:38:37 AM
awwwwwwww
 
AccuJack
2010-03-19 06:50:47 AM
Text says it's a squirrel monkey.

Pic captions say it's a spider monkey.

Can someone check to see if it's hiding behind a clock or has really big nuts to end this controversy?
 
AccuJack
2010-03-19 06:52:24 AM
...and no posting pics of big nuts dangling from behind a clock. Don't go there.
 
1nsanilicious
2010-03-19 07:07:51 AM
Tired overused headlines are tired subby.

-1

and please don't say "you do better" becuase we both know that's not how it works.
 
MisterPickles
2010-03-19 08:07:11 AM
Is it a baby?

Is it a Squirrel?

Is it a Spider?

Is it a Monkey?

The world may never know.
 
RoShamBoMN
2010-03-19 08:21:53 AM
Pumping Gasoline for fruit filled pies.....SPIDER MONKEY!
 
TF2_Pyro
2010-03-19 08:22:45 AM
i930.photobucket.com
 
bugmn99
2010-03-19 08:30:30 AM
Are these the ones that masturbate furiously 24/7 while the public watches?
 
Third In Line [TotalFark]
2010-03-19 08:32:26 AM
Cute babby!

bugmn99: Are these the ones that masturbate furiously 24/7 while the public watches?

Okay, ew.
 
PYROY [TotalFark]
2010-03-19 08:33:18 AM
Squirrel monkey are native to the forests of Central and South America and live anywhere from nine to 20 years.


Damn, immortality for the first 9 years.
 
8.5 tailed fox
2010-03-19 08:45:45 AM
A squirrel monkey penis is called a "bangle".
 
Golden Ace
2010-03-19 08:57:16 AM
8.5 tailed fox: A squirrel monkey penis is called a "bangle".

I always wondered if we had people who worked for Snapple here.
 
Robot Devil's Advocate
2010-03-19 09:08:19 AM
Ugly ass-baby?
 
freetomato [TotalFark]
2010-03-19 09:34:00 AM
8.5 tailed fox: A squirrel monkey penis is called a "bangle".

Do Susanna, Vicki, Debbie and Annette know this?
 
Mort_Q
2010-03-19 09:55:50 AM
mavrickatubc: Oilers suck!

What? You think anyone is going to disagree with you?

/Edmontonian
 
xxBirdMadGirlxx
2010-03-19 11:19:51 AM
Golden Ace: 8.5 tailed fox: A squirrel monkey penis is called a "bangle".

I always wondered if we had people who worked for Snapple here.

::snorfle::

I don't really drink Snapple but man, do I love those useless tidbits of information. Someday, if I ever appear on Jeopardy! I hope to experience a last minute, Hail Mary save from having read the correct answer on the inside of a Snapple lid.
 
lukelightning
2010-03-19 11:24:33 AM
xxBirdMadGirlxx: I don't really drink Snapple but man, do I love those useless tidbits of information. Someday, if I ever appear on Jeopardy! I hope to experience a last minute, Hail Mary save from having read the correct answer on the inside of a Snapple lid.

I'm waiting to see one that says "I peed in this batch of tea" or "I'm banging the foreman's wife."
 
xxBirdMadGirlxx
2010-03-19 11:30:36 AM
lukelightning: xxBirdMadGirlxx: I don't really drink Snapple but man, do I love those useless tidbits of information. Someday, if I ever appear on Jeopardy! I hope to experience a last minute, Hail Mary save from having read the correct answer on the inside of a Snapple lid.

I'm waiting to see one that says "I peed in this batch of tea" or "I'm banging the foreman's wife."

"Help, I've fallen in the-"
 
wylkyn
2010-03-19 12:06:16 PM
A "coming out" party? Is the baby monkey gay?

/NTTAWWT
 
draygonia
2010-03-19 12:23:58 PM
Awww :3
 
Rodeodoc [TotalFark]
2010-03-19 05:02:26 PM
When I was in high school in Edmonton a million years ago, we used to go to the park at the Zoo and drink copious amounts of alcohol and try to get into the pants of our girl friends. Sometimes we succeeded. Go Rebels!

/Peter Lougheed became Premier, if that gives you an idea of the time frame.
// this has nothing to do with the article, but I always remember the Zoo fondly and the days and nights spent there in heavy breathing with various cheerleaders
 
selfs
2010-03-19 11:13:59 PM
AccuJack: Text says it's a squirrel monkey.

Pic captions say it's a spider monkey.

Can someone check to see if it's hiding behind a clock or has really big nuts to end this controversy?

It's a squirrel monkey...gotta love well put together journalism, eh?
 
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