Oilers suck!

/muhahah.

"It's always good to have an animal breeding in captivity because that show us they are not stressed and they are having a good life,"

Also, RAPE.

awwwwwwww

Text says it's a squirrel monkey.

Pic captions say it's a spider monkey.

Can someone check to see if it's hiding behind a clock or has really big nuts to end this controversy?

...and no posting pics of big nuts dangling from behind a clock. Don't go there.

Tired overused headlines are tired subby.

-1

and please don't say "you do better" becuase we both know that's not how it works.

Is it a baby?

Is it a Squirrel?

Is it a Spider?

Is it a Monkey?

The world may never know.

Pumping Gasoline for fruit filled pies.....SPIDER MONKEY!

Are these the ones that masturbate furiously 24/7 while the public watches?

Squirrel monkey are native to the forests of Central and South America and live anywhere from nine to 20 years.


Damn, immortality for the first 9 years.

A squirrel monkey penis is called a "bangle".

8.5 tailed fox: A squirrel monkey penis is called a "bangle".

I always wondered if we had people who worked for Snapple here.

Ugly ass-baby?

mavrickatubc: Oilers suck!

What? You think anyone is going to disagree with you?

/Edmontonian

Golden Ace: 8.5 tailed fox: A squirrel monkey penis is called a "bangle".

I always wondered if we had people who worked for Snapple here.

::snorfle::

I don't really drink Snapple but man, do I love those useless tidbits of information. Someday, if I ever appear on Jeopardy! I hope to experience a last minute, Hail Mary save from having read the correct answer on the inside of a Snapple lid.

xxBirdMadGirlxx: I don't really drink Snapple but man, do I love those useless tidbits of information. Someday, if I ever appear on Jeopardy! I hope to experience a last minute, Hail Mary save from having read the correct answer on the inside of a Snapple lid.

I'm waiting to see one that says "I peed in this batch of tea" or "I'm banging the foreman's wife."

lukelightning: xxBirdMadGirlxx: I don't really drink Snapple but man, do I love those useless tidbits of information. Someday, if I ever appear on Jeopardy! I hope to experience a last minute, Hail Mary save from having read the correct answer on the inside of a Snapple lid.

I'm waiting to see one that says "I peed in this batch of tea" or "I'm banging the foreman's wife."

"Help, I've fallen in the-"

A "coming out" party? Is the baby monkey gay?

/NTTAWWT

Awww :3

When I was in high school in Edmonton a million years ago, we used to go to the park at the Zoo and drink copious amounts of alcohol and try to get into the pants of our girl friends. Sometimes we succeeded. Go Rebels!

/Peter Lougheed became Premier, if that gives you an idea of the time frame.
// this has nothing to do with the article, but I always remember the Zoo fondly and the days and nights spent there in heavy breathing with various cheerleaders

AccuJack: Text says it's a squirrel monkey.

Pic captions say it's a spider monkey.

Can someone check to see if it's hiding behind a clock or has really big nuts to end this controversy?

It's a squirrel monkey...gotta love well put together journalism, eh?