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(WGAL)   Teen sent to the joint for alleged pot in courtroom. Journalist's license revoked for shoddy pun   ( divider line
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2003-04-28 07:20:23 AM  
ha ha
2003-04-28 07:22:50 AM  
I don't think we are in any position to critisise the journalist for his shoddy pun. 'Hello Mr Kettle I think you are quite black' said the Pot.
2003-04-28 07:23:31 AM  
Damn, what is this fixation stoners have with carrying weed into situations where they'll obviously get caught with it
2003-04-28 07:24:48 AM  
That man should be fired... *cringe*
2003-04-28 07:25:15 AM  
BigBox30 the difference is they are getting paid $300-$500 to file that story, we do it out of love.
2003-04-28 07:25:18 AM  

I think the answer is in the question, it may well be that they are stoned.

2003-04-28 07:26:55 AM  
NubianzWithAttitude - me thinks, increase in 'caught w/pot ' stories might have something to do with one of the mods and a little bad luck with the law .
2003-04-28 07:27:16 AM  
One time I was so high I thought my anus was bleeding, but it wasn't.
2003-04-28 07:30:43 AM  
This story is so old.
2003-04-28 07:32:36 AM  
Does this have anything to do with 'dog stroking' 2 threads below? Cherrio
2003-04-28 07:34:31 AM  
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2003-04-28 07:40:41 AM  
Hmm, lot of pot stories making it here today, yet nothing I submit makes it. Not even the ones the system says were already submitted. So I guess only stoner-releated stuff is allowed now.
/bitter, need weed.
2003-04-28 07:40:43 AM  
bahah, didint get it at first, probabaly wouldnt have if it wasnt for fark, ahah, joint.
2003-04-28 07:55:22 AM  
so he didnt get charged with possession?
2003-04-28 08:00:40 AM  
He was immediately ordered into the joint

If he could fit it under his had, don't you think it's a little small to try to stuff him into it?

Who would smoke that, a cannibal?
2003-04-28 08:03:34 AM  
Cannibal = Cannabis

All part of the plan. Where does PETA stand on this?

2003-04-28 08:13:36 AM  
Arched, as someone too familiar with newspapers, I'd be surprised if the reporter got $50 for that little blurb.
2003-04-28 08:22:50 AM  
You're lying! Journalists don't have licences! What makes you lie so much?!?!
2003-04-28 08:23:41 AM  
ThrowedOff haha, nice pic...
2003-04-28 08:26:12 AM  
Oh, come on, since when have we been afraid of being punny?

/shoot's himself
2003-04-28 09:09:30 AM  
I submitted this with a funnier headline a couple days ago.
2003-04-28 09:11:17 AM  
Mods, please remove my previous post.
2003-04-28 09:14:05 AM  
Why? Have you just realised that you didn't submit this a couple of days ago with a funnier headline?
2003-04-28 09:17:24 AM  
Hmmm, guess I'm writing for the right people.

2003-04-28 09:19:49 AM  
No, I just realized there is no point in going on any more.
2003-04-28 09:41:05 AM  
Muta Is that a veiled suicide note?
2003-04-28 09:48:19 AM  
Kill the white people, but buy my record first.
2003-04-28 09:54:29 AM  
If I hold my breath will Drew pick my articles?
2003-04-28 10:10:27 AM  
It's not true at all that pot affects the brain in any negative way whaysoev...err, what was I saying?
2003-04-28 10:24:42 AM  
Yeah! Weed day on fark. Must be all the earthday festivities.
G.D. dirty hippies.
/gurgle gurgle gurgle
2003-04-28 10:40:32 AM  
ha ha (part deux!)
2003-04-28 10:43:29 AM  
The journalist should check for job openings at WaiWai.
2003-04-28 10:46:24 AM  
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2003-04-28 11:42:38 AM  
Muta: buy some ad space, get your stuff posted for sure, give money to Drew's beer fund. Everyone wins.
2003-04-28 12:59:14 PM of my sumissions is posted!
2003-04-28 01:20:02 PM  
I seriously mean it, just two lousy hits and you can't even
2003-04-29 01:38:50 AM  
worst. . . .pun. . .ever
2003-05-05 11:36:13 AM  
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