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(Albany Times Union) Weird Day after day / Alone on a hill / The naked old man with the camera is keeping perfectly still   (timesunion.com) divider line 35
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2010-03-18 09:13:39 PM
Oakwood Cemetary being more famous for being the burial place of the man from who Uncle Sam originated - Samuel Wilson.

farm3.static.flickr.com
 
brap [TotalFark]
2010-03-18 09:27:03 PM
Cindy Hurrrrman?
 
AlwaysRightBoy [TotalFark]
2010-03-18 10:21:47 PM
Idiot! I've never been caught.
/I'm also Edgar's "Poe toaster"
 
hackhix [TotalFark]
2010-03-18 11:10:28 PM
* Police said Zornow did not think anyone could see him from where he was on the hill.*

might hold up in court if he has a good lawyer
 
log_jammin [TotalFark]
2010-03-19 12:54:42 AM
That's the only beatles song I hate.
 
X MEAT PUPPET
2010-03-19 12:56:34 AM
Thanks, I liked the Beatles.

/Creep
 
stiletto_the_wise
2010-03-19 12:57:05 AM
hackhix: might hold up in court if he has a good lawyer

FTA:
Officials at the Rensselaer Park Elementary School

Nope. All it will take is one "FOR THE CHILDREN" and this unfortunate guy is going to have his life ruined.
 
SameShadeAsConcrete
2010-03-19 01:03:10 AM
Best use of the Weird tag I've seen.
 
lokiminio
2010-03-19 01:08:02 AM
Dad?
 
X MEAT PUPPET
2010-03-19 01:08:15 AM
Good job Subby!
 
CygnusDarius
2010-03-19 01:11:22 AM
Does he have any relation with the man on the hill (new window)?.
 
ironrat
2010-03-19 01:15:31 AM
What does he think the internet is for?
 
Neo-Rio-101
2010-03-19 01:16:25 AM
www.emilydavidow.com

/Unavailable for comment
//Not lonely anymore?
 
Shenanigans33
2010-03-19 01:23:35 AM
*Police said Zornow did not think anyone could see him from where he was on the hill.*

Oh, I guess it's acceptable to masturbate whilst taking photos of elementary school children, as long as they cannot see you.
 
Somacandra [TotalFark]
2010-03-19 01:28:37 AM
Let me guess....

Nobody wants to know him?
 
pup.socket
2010-03-19 01:32:32 AM
how does he manage to masturbate while standing perfectly still? wind power?
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2010-03-19 01:37:34 AM
ironrat: What does he think the internet is for?

Nah. He likes the wind in his, er, hair.
 
Shenanigans33
2010-03-19 01:38:52 AM
pup.socket: how does he manage to masturbate while standing perfectly still? wind power?

http://www.tantricmasturbation.net/ ?

Extremely NSFW.
When I read your post, I googled Tantric Masturbation, wondering if there was such a thing. It brought me to the above mentioned website.
Now I am scared and can't sleep.
If I do I will dream of winged penises.
 
oldsbone [TotalFark]
2010-03-19 02:06:23 AM
Shenanigans33: pup.socket: how does he manage to masturbate while standing perfectly still? wind power?

http://www.tantricmasturbation.net/ ?

Extremely NSFW.
When I read your post, I googled Tantric Masturbation, wondering if there was such a thing. It brought me to the above mentioned website.
Now I am scared and can't sleep.
If I do I will dream of winged penises.

What the Hell is that?
 
Yume no Hikari
2010-03-19 02:10:39 AM
Shenanigans33: pup.socket: how does he manage to masturbate while standing perfectly still? wind power?

http://www.tantricmasturbation.net/ ?

Extremely NSFW.
When I read your post, I googled Tantric Masturbation, wondering if there was such a thing. It brought me to the above mentioned website.
Now I am scared and can't sleep.
If I do I will dream of winged penises.

I think the moral here is that feeling lucky doesn't mean you are; that is to say that there seems to be much more useful information (and far fewer gratuitous penis pictures) on the links further down the list.
 
Hoopy Frood
2010-03-19 02:32:21 AM
And nobody seems to like him. They can tell what he wants to do.
 
fiddle-faddle
2010-03-19 02:50:57 AM
urger: Oakwood Cemetary being more famous for being the burial place of the man from who Uncle Sam originated - Samuel Wilson.

Many generations of my family are buried there, including my grandparents. Mr. Sam Wilson is buried nearby. My family made the bell (and many others) that hangs next to the chapel near the main entrance.

The naked guy fapping with a camera story is a creepy one, but doesn't surprise me.
Some odd people in that town.
 
voodoowizard
2010-03-19 03:18:49 AM
I would love to see the pictures. People in the cemetery with looks of shock and horror. Yeah ....
 
mjjt
2010-03-19 03:29:00 AM
Obviously made up name; c'mon: Sore-now masturbating?
 
Baron Harkonnen [TotalFark]
2010-03-19 03:33:11 AM
www.odditycentral.com

Perfectly acceptable, if you ask me.
 
WooItsPat [TotalFark]
2010-03-19 05:50:14 AM
Somacandra: Let me guess....

Nobody wants to know him?

They can see that he's just a fool
 
solokumba
2010-03-19 07:17:33 AM
I guess before using the tripod, the pictures were all streaked.
 
HighlanderRPI
2010-03-19 08:31:47 AM
Hoooray Troy!

/Home of the Troylets
 
Krymson Tyde [TotalFark]
2010-03-19 09:05:02 AM
Who hasn't masturbated while taking photographs on a hill in a cemetery that overlooks an elementary school?

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone, you self-righteous pricks.
 
Okieboy
2010-03-19 09:24:41 AM
They sure packed a whole lot of creepy into a really short news story....
 
andyofne
2010-03-19 10:09:25 AM
Shenanigans33: *Police said Zornow did not think anyone could see him from where he was on the hill.*

Oh, I guess it's acceptable to masturbate whilst taking photos of elementary school children, as long as they cannot see you.

It didn't say he was taking pictures of school children.
 
rooftop235
2010-03-19 11:03:02 AM
Hmm, those lyrics fit with "One of my Turns" by Pink Floyd.
www.thewallanalysis.com
 
Pugdaddyk
2010-03-19 01:37:02 PM
Under the village apple tree
the village idiot sat;
amusing himself by abusing himself
and catching it in his hat

/got absolutely nuttin'
 
stimpson
2010-03-19 01:57:55 PM
Came for the Herbert pics, left bitterly disappointed.
 
miranda_caldwell
2010-03-19 05:43:49 PM
farm3.static.flickr.com

fool.
 
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