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(Telegraph) Dumbass India - where people drink from the contaminated Ganges river and often bathe in cow urine - is considering banning Lindsay Lohan, because, hey, even they know where to draw the line   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 43
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2010-03-18 07:13:37 PM
The Ganges is HOLY WATER, moran. That means people and animals can shiat and pee and dump raw sewage into it 24/7/365 and it's as safe as if it were pasteurized. Shows how much YOU know.

/no really
//people actually believe this shiat
 
2010-03-18 07:22:39 PM
"Please do not get me started."
blogs.effinfunny.com
 
2010-03-18 10:01:17 PM
So wait. The Ganges is holy, yet people have no problem taking a piss in it?

I'll never understand religion.
 
2010-03-18 10:04:52 PM
They don't want THIS in their country? I'm shocked and amazed.

www.fugly.com

/But she looks like such a NICE girl.
//Would let her in my country and never allow her to leave.
 
2010-03-18 10:05:01 PM
What does Lindsay have to say about this?
 
2010-03-18 10:06:15 PM
So, India is okay with child trafficking & child labor but they are offended by Lindsay Lohan. Priorities.
 
2010-03-18 10:13:15 PM
I thought they considered cows holy.
 
2010-03-18 10:13:28 PM
I am so sick of these self-righteous liberal Hollywood assclowns that feel it necessary to involve themselves in problems. It would be OK with me if they actually studied the issue and spoke on it intelligently. No. That's too hard. It's much easier to attach yourself to some issue so that your friends can pat you on the back for being concerned. In turn, you can pat your friends on their backs for whatever they are advocating. Then you can all get coked up and drunk and drive to the latest hot club so that you can be seen by the paparazzi. It's all good, because they really care about their issues.
 
2010-03-18 10:13:50 PM
milk-a-whut?
 
2010-03-18 10:16:35 PM
jmr61: They don't want THIS in their country? I'm shocked and amazed.
/But she looks like such a NICE girl.
//Would let her in my country and never allow her to leave.


Knife hit fail.
 
2010-03-18 10:16:49 PM
she might be fun for a few days.
 
2010-03-18 10:22:02 PM
Just read the article. Man, LL is one dumb, lying twat.
 
2010-03-18 10:26:15 PM
cats4rent: she might be fun for a few days.

If I had her tied up and gagged. Uh. I mean.. uh... I'll be in my bunk.
 
2010-03-18 10:31:44 PM
fatassbastard: Just read the article. Man, LL is one dumb, lying twat.

Pretty much this. When traveling to other countries, it's a good idea to pony up on the laws of those countries. Especially when you can pay somebody else to do it for you.
 
2010-03-18 10:37:23 PM
Why didn't we think of that? Ban all the stupid celebrities who do drugs! Yeah! That's the ticket!
 
2010-03-18 10:44:13 PM
I don't care. Despite all, I would still nail her.

/you better believe i'd wrap it though
 
2010-03-18 10:58:46 PM
Deez Nutz: I don't care. Despite all, I would still nail her.

/you better believe i'd wrap it though


seconded.... on both counts.
I'd actually quite like to go for a 3some with lindsay lohan and paris hilton. Would need some seriously strong condoms though, those vaginal juices would be nigh on corrosive i reckon.
 
2010-03-18 11:13:00 PM
The Ganges is considered pure because nothing can survive in it.
 
2010-03-18 11:13:06 PM
She must have literally the WORST public relations team on Earth.
 
2010-03-18 11:39:14 PM
Did she think they were filming Slutdog Millionaire?
 
2010-03-18 11:41:21 PM
Who needs Lohan when your country has women like
img72.imageshack.us
and
i43.tinypic.com
 
2010-03-18 11:41:59 PM
Shouldn't she be saving her money for drugs and Patron, instead of going on extravagant vacations? I mean, it's not like she's had a job recently.
 
2010-03-18 11:59:18 PM
Panty Sniffer: self-righteous liberal Hollywood assclowns.

I almost bit. Not enough misspellings.
 
2010-03-19 12:11:04 AM
You put Lindsay Lohan in my cow urine!
 
2010-03-19 12:20:14 AM
You put cow urine in my Lindsay Lohan!
 
2010-03-19 12:21:22 AM
i.telegraph.co.uk

Is that ET on the right?
 
2010-03-19 12:39:01 AM
Is your water fluoridated? You're drinking contamination
 
2010-03-19 12:48:08 AM
Jerzefornian: Who needs Lohan when your country has women like

and


I think we're going to need a lot of additional evidence on this point. Definitely.
 
2010-03-19 01:17:45 AM
Bucky Katt: Jerzefornian: Who needs Lohan when your country has women like

and

I think we're going to need a lot of additional evidence on this point. Definitely.


Agreed



specials.rediff.com

kraran.com

im.in.com

thewitcontinuum.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-03-19 01:31:50 AM
crazy in the head means crazy in bed. That is all.
 
2010-03-19 01:47:41 AM
Bagelox-99: The Ganges is HOLY WATER, moran. That means people and animals can shiat and pee and dump raw sewage into it 24/7/365 and it's as safe as if it were pasteurized. Shows how much YOU know.

/no really
//people actually believe this shiat


Compared to if Lindsay Lohan swam in it? It is 100% safe.
Moran.
 
2010-03-19 01:57:46 AM
KrispyKritter: So, India is okay with child trafficking & child labor but they are offended by Lindsay Lohan. Priorities.

India is not okay with that. shiat happens. You can't save everyone, especially when you have a billion people and the budget equal to that of Texas to provide police protection to all of those people. I guess by your logic America is fine with child molestors because some people molest children. Yet another broad sweeping general stereotype statement from another ignorant ass person. Shocking.
 
2010-03-19 02:32:44 AM
Don't let that milkoholic near the cows!
 
2010-03-19 03:40:59 AM
FTA "Over 40 children saved so far ... Within one day's work ... This is what life is about ... Doing THIS is a life worth living!!!" she said.

She later contrasted the superficiality of celebrity life with the satisfaction of social activism.

"Focusing on celebrities and lies is so disconcerting, when we can be changing the world one child at a time ... hope everyone can see that," she said.



Wow. Celebrities are indeed smarter than regular people. Thanks for the tip, Lindsay.

/Still would do her in a heartbeat.
 
2010-03-19 07:13:42 AM
IonBeam2: So incorrectly generalizing the behaviors of Indians like this is okay, but when I say something true about black people it's not okay? Screw you people.

The racism in this thread is a bit disturbing. I was hoping this would just turn into a hot Indian woman thread.
It's been disappointing.
 
2010-03-19 08:07:19 AM
Panty Sniffer: I am so sick of these self-righteous liberal Hollywood assclowns that feel it necessary to involve themselves in problems.

I am so sick of self-righteous retarded internet assclowns that feel it necessary to to share their worthless opinions about what other people do and think or how they live.

/irony much?
 
2010-03-19 08:20:05 AM
A 'must-read' blog on the dirth and filth in India Link (new window)

"If you are Indian, or of Indian descent, I must preface this post with a clear warning: you are not going to like what I have to say. My criticisms may be very hard to stomach. But consider them as the hard words and loving advice of a good friend."
 
2010-03-19 09:53:43 AM
Isn't that red dot only for people that are married?
 
2010-03-19 10:34:29 AM
grab.by


Milk-a-wut??

/hot, like baby Lindsey
 
2010-03-19 10:36:10 AM
Jerzefornian: Who needs Lohan when your country has women like

and


BINGO!

LL? Not even with someone else's johnson, 10 jimmy-hats and a belly full of tequila.

blechity-blech
 
2010-03-19 11:07:40 AM
Bagelox-99: The Ganges is HOLY WATER, moran. That means people and animals can shiat and pee and dump raw sewage into it 24/7/365 and it's as safe as if it were pasteurized. Shows how much YOU know.

/no really
//people actually believe this shiat


But remember, third-world nations are underdeveloped because of our imperialism. Lousy economies have nothing do do with sacred pee-poo water. Nothin'.
 
2010-03-19 04:34:08 PM
illuminatis: I'd actually quite like to go for a 3some with lindsay lohan and paris hilton. Would need some seriously strong condoms though, those vaginal juices would be nigh on corrosive i reckon.

I don't know about LiLo but I've seen the footage of Paris in action... and I am not impressed. She has a moderately hot body but that's about it... looked like she's a dead lay to me. Skills (or at least unbridled enthusiasm) trump looks any day in my book.

LiLo has the whole batshiat crazy thing going for her so she might actually know how to get her freak on worth a damn.
 
2010-03-19 05:19:56 PM
robot_in_disguise: Jerzefornian: IonBeam2: So incorrectly generalizing the behaviors of Indians like this is okay, but when I say something true about black people it's not okay? Screw you people.

The racism in this thread is a bit disturbing. I was hoping this would just turn into a hot Indian woman thread.
It's been disappointing.


Allow me to help the cause a little:

Mmmm...Indian women...


You have good taste
 
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