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(CBC) Scary Russia threatening to invade Canada of mineral and oil rights. Canada responds with a 'oh ya? Well my pants can kick your butt'   (cbc.ca) divider line 292
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Bob_Laublaw
2010-03-18 05:50:06 PM
I look forward to another decade of posturing.

"Threatening to invade" subby? Really? Ate you the same guy submitting all those Canada Free Press articles?
 
chemical_angel
2010-03-18 05:56:23 PM
"threatening to invade Canada of"
The maops
 
Bob_Laublaw
2010-03-18 05:58:00 PM
Bob_Laublaw: Ate you the same guy

Arrrrrrrrrrrr. R.
 
chemical_angel
2010-03-18 06:00:14 PM
um ... minus the 'o'.
 
Bob_Laublaw
2010-03-18 06:07:42 PM
chemical_angel: um ... minus the 'o'.

The typos must be a godless Russian plot.

/cue Les Nessman pic
 
RoxtarRyan
2010-03-18 09:08:56 PM
The last drop of oil will be burned in a tank.
 
wyltoknow [TotalFark]
2010-03-18 10:03:53 PM
I'm gonna sign up for those new fangled underground Vaults.
 
Snarfangel
2010-03-18 10:53:09 PM
Look, if you two can't play nice, we'll have to claim it for the U.S.
 
wippit
2010-03-18 10:53:31 PM
captcanuck.com
 
NittLion78
2010-03-18 10:54:26 PM
We're not your friends, budd-ay!
 
Rohasman
2010-03-18 10:54:37 PM
Resource War? Invasion of Canada?

otakusanpi.files.wordpress.com
APPROVES!!
 
poisonedpawn78
2010-03-18 10:55:34 PM
Snarfangel: Look, if you two can't play nice, we'll have to claim it for the U.S.

we will just sell it to you anyways.
 
whereisian
2010-03-18 10:56:12 PM
Subby sounds scared and insecure.
 
Mr. Rob
2010-03-18 10:56:41 PM
Don't the Pants also want the same resources for themselves?
 
Barakku
2010-03-18 10:56:47 PM
Oh yeah? Well my butt can kick your pants!
 
puckrock2000
2010-03-18 10:56:47 PM
I'm not a big fan of the Canada of mineral and oil rights. I much prefer the Canada of hockey, maple syrup, and hottie law students. (new window)
 
Brainsick
2010-03-18 10:57:21 PM
Hey Canada, don't worry...image3.examiner.com
St. Sarah will stop him before he can rear his head in YOUR airspace
 
EviLincoln [TotalFark]
2010-03-18 10:57:35 PM
I'm sure you can call upon the queen for support. *snerk*
 
Ow! That was my feelings!
2010-03-18 10:59:42 PM
I'd rather fight'em up there, than down here!
 
ozzie_stu
2010-03-18 10:59:43 PM
The resources wars - begun they have.
climateprogress.org
 
anonymous6494
2010-03-18 10:59:49 PM
There are other ways to get oil from underneath your neighbor:

springfieldfiles.com
 
one of Ripley's Bad Guys
2010-03-18 11:00:15 PM
meh - sic Finland on them.
 
katerbug72 [TotalFark]
2010-03-18 11:00:59 PM
chemical_angel: "threatening to invade Canada of"
The maops

It's moops.
 
Egalitarian
2010-03-18 11:01:21 PM
Are subby in English of talking?
 
haemaker [TotalFark]
2010-03-18 11:01:24 PM
What's this all aboot?
 
NannyStatePark
2010-03-18 11:01:49 PM
NittLion78: We're not your friends, budd-ay!

I'm not your buddy, pal!

Seriously, WW3, Russia and China VS. U.S.& Canada. I'd give it 20 years though.
 
Nemo's Brother
2010-03-18 11:02:43 PM
Once again Canada acts like the little brat with the big brother. This is how they acted during the entire Cold War.
 
crab66
2010-03-18 11:03:13 PM
So does this confirm global warming?
 
Mustakraken
2010-03-18 11:03:17 PM
Russia might try to claim stuff, but deep down you all know as long as Canada is willing to sell, the US will be willing to buy. You are the hat, we are the beard. I like out hat

/don't shave us
 
clovis69
2010-03-18 11:04:41 PM
How long before the US bases some warships up here in Alaska?

Do the Canadians have any bases on Hudson Bay?
 
shinjitsuism
2010-03-18 11:05:42 PM
Not to worry - The Canadian Navy will soon be on the scene!

www.murdoconline.net
 
whereisian
2010-03-18 11:06:32 PM
puckrock2000: hottie law students.

I love French girls.
 
nicoffeine
2010-03-18 11:06:56 PM
RoxtarRyan: tank

Um, why would the last drop be diesel? I mean, it'll probably be better refined for gasoline, for scouting vehicles. If you get to the point where oil is that low, then you can achieve more with foot soldiers than something like tanks.
 
ShonenBat
2010-03-18 11:07:54 PM
Dare Putin dislodge his army of heroin addicts and mafia thugs from South Ossetia?
 
Arthur the Sandwich Maker
2010-03-18 11:08:05 PM
lh6.ggpht.com
Approves.

/Obscure?
 
006andahalf
2010-03-18 11:08:21 PM
The RCAF are no pushovers -- even with their old CF/A-18As, they'd give the Russkies a run for their money.
 
Panty Sniffer
2010-03-18 11:09:45 PM
shinjitsuism: Not to worry - The Canadian Navy will soon be on the scene!

Not the picture I was looking for in this thread.
www.pointmanspage.com
 
sTiffed
2010-03-18 11:10:29 PM
The Russians are just still mad over getting their shiat pushed in at the Olympics!
 
rhiannon [TotalFark]
2010-03-18 11:12:22 PM
puckrock2000: hottie law students.

Huh. That was actually done quite well.
 
Rohasman
2010-03-18 11:12:32 PM
puckrock2000: I'm not a big fan of the Canada of mineral and oil rights. I much prefer the Canada of hockey, maple syrup, and hottie law students. (new window)

If you ever needed proof that a socialized health care system can be a good thing, there are PLENTY of examples in that vid.

Isn't the current record holder for longest range sniper shot currently a Canadian? And didn't the Russians have more than a little trouble with snipers (pops to Wikipedia) in the past?
 
de_Selby
2010-03-18 11:13:01 PM
Yeah, about that ...

i326.photobucket.com
 
pwhp_67
2010-03-18 11:14:09 PM
i37.photobucket.com
 
shinjitsuism
2010-03-18 11:15:38 PM
\Panty Sniffer: Not the picture I was looking for in this thread.

Might as well add the Canadian Special Forces:

www.motifake.com
 
dennysgod
2010-03-18 11:16:35 PM
FTA Arctic summit it is hosting in two weeks in Chelsea, Que

Great now I have Leonard Cohen stuck in my head.

/not like that's a bad thing.
 
Bondith
2010-03-18 11:16:39 PM
My hockey team can beat up your hockey team.

/In S0v13t Russ1a, crushing defeat whines about you.
 
Bennie Crabtree
2010-03-18 11:16:45 PM
WTF how do you invade of rights?
 
aearra
2010-03-18 11:17:33 PM
Russia can't afford to offend anyone. With: industries threatening to leave because of the internal corruption; declining population; aging population; insufficient technical expertise; unsophisticated financial markets; etc., the statement has all the earmarks of bluster.
 
The All-Powerful Atheismo
2010-03-18 11:19:51 PM
images6.cafepress.com
Oh my, look at the time
 
RandomTux
2010-03-18 11:20:11 PM
Rohasman: puckrock2000:

Isn't the current record holder for longest range sniper shot currently a Canadian? And didn't the Russians have more than a little trouble with snipers (pops to Wikipedia) in the past?


More of that (new window)
/Had a grandfather fighting on the Russian side of it
 
EdgeRunner
2010-03-18 11:21:07 PM
Mustakraken: Russia might try to claim stuff, but deep down you all know as long as Canada is willing to sell, the US will be willing to buy. You are the hat, we are the beard. I like out hat

The US is a beard for Canada's outed hat? If the hat's been outed, why does it still need a beard?

/your post, it confusilates me
 
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