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(NPR) Followup Shakespeare lost works "no hoax." Oh great, as if we need to spend even more hours trying to find *one* joke in the damn thing and forcing kids to dress up in tights and say "What ho, my lord"   (npr.org) divider line 96
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horse-pheathers
2010-03-18 04:51:05 PM
Get thee to a nunnery, subby.
 
Zanysportslady
2010-03-18 04:53:05 PM
Mmmmmmm... Shakespeare....
*fap* *fap* *fap*
 
ne2d
2010-03-18 05:14:34 PM
Zanysportslady: Mmmmmmm... Shakespeare....
*fap* *fap* *fap*

That's a fair thought to lie between a maid's legs.
 
Hollywood Cole
2010-03-18 05:18:40 PM
SUBBY I bite my thumb at you.
 
somedude210 [TotalFark]
2010-03-18 05:22:07 PM
Hollywood Cole: SUBBY I bite my thumb at you.

hahaha, may one ask why?
 
Diogenes [TotalFark]
2010-03-18 05:22:40 PM
Awesome! It's been forever since I read Sir Thomas Moore.
 
DamnYankees [TotalFark]
2010-03-18 05:27:42 PM
Oh what a rogue and peasant slave am I for clicking on that link.
 
2wolves [TotalFark]
2010-03-18 05:34:28 PM
What ho? Subby is the ho.
 
somedude210 [TotalFark]
2010-03-18 05:43:48 PM
oh fine, i'll out myself before the liters get in here. You can direct your anger and eyerolls at me

I'm Spartacus....I mean Subby

\woohoo! 22!
\\3rd this week!
\\\wittiest headline i've ever gotten greened!
\\\\slashies!
 
Kublai Khan
2010-03-18 05:51:39 PM
somedude210: \woohoo! 22!
\\3rd this week!

All the world's a stage to you, huh?
 
somedude210 [TotalFark]
2010-03-18 05:55:34 PM
Kublai Khan: somedude210: \woohoo! 22!
\\3rd this week!

All the world's a stage to you, huh?

I think it was shakespeare that once said "All the world's a stage...and you are crap!"
 
Chariset [TotalFark]
2010-03-18 06:00:20 PM
"What ho, my lord"

...pretty sure I've seen that on an Evony ad.
 
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat
2010-03-18 06:08:16 PM
ne2d: That's a fair thought to lie between a maid's legs.

Thou wilt fall backward when thou hast more wit.
 
Kublai Khan
2010-03-18 06:13:18 PM
somedude210: Kublai Khan: somedude210: \woohoo! 22!
\\3rd this week!

All the world's a stage to you, huh?

I think it was shakespeare that once said "All the world's a stage...and you are crap!"

"To hit that or not to hit that, that is the question."
 
somedude210 [TotalFark]
2010-03-18 06:18:58 PM
Kublai Khan: somedude210: Kublai Khan: somedude210: \woohoo! 22!
\\3rd this week!

All the world's a stage to you, huh?

I think it was shakespeare that once said "All the world's a stage...and you are crap!"

"To hit that or not to hit that, that is the question."


"Oh look, here comes Othello spewing more crap again"
 
BuckTurgidson
2010-03-18 06:36:19 PM
I do not see that fervour in the maid,
Which youth and love should kindle. She consents,
As t'were to feed without an appetite.
Tells me, she is content, and plays the coy one
Like those that subtly make their words their ward,
Keeping address at distance.
This affection
Is such a feign'd one as will break untouch'd;
Die frosty ere it can be thaw'd; while mine,
Like to a clime beneath Hyperion's eye,
Burns with one constant heat. I'll straight go to her,
Pray her to regard my honour - But she greets me -


They may have something here, that does kinda sound like Edward De Vere.
 
madmann
2010-03-18 06:49:41 PM
somedude210: "Oh look, here comes Othello spewing more crap again"

Cudgel thy brains no more about it, for your dull ass will not mend his pace with beating.
 
GAT_00 [TotalFark]
2010-03-18 07:18:39 PM
somedude210: Kublai Khan: somedude210: \woohoo! 22!
\\3rd this week!

All the world's a stage to you, huh?

I think it was shakespeare that once said "All the world's a stage...and you are crap!"

And one man in his time shiats on many threads.
 
Cake Hunter [TotalFark]
2010-03-18 07:47:19 PM
"You bitin' your thumb at me? You bitin' your thumb at me? Then who the hell else are you biting... you bitin' your thumb at me?? Well I'm the only one here. Who the f*ck do you think you're bitin at? Oh yeah? Forsooth."
 
what_now [TotalFark]
2010-03-18 08:01:19 PM
I love you all, so very, very much.
 
somedude210 [TotalFark]
2010-03-18 08:07:58 PM
GAT_00:
And one man in his time shiats on many threads.

hey, i was quoting Whose line in that one. i do not thread shiat
 
Cake Hunter [TotalFark]
2010-03-18 08:27:27 PM
Nay, as they dare. You should sh*t on their thread;
which is a disgrace to them, if they bear it.
 
Irascible [TotalFark]
2010-03-18 08:46:10 PM
Sooooo....it the "Hitler Diaries" all over again.


Could have thought of a better analogy
 
Rohasman
2010-03-18 08:51:34 PM
this is but a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

/the art is more important than the artist. Who cares who wrote it, is it a good play?
 
Tax Boy
2010-03-18 08:53:23 PM
blogs.coventrytelegraph.net

"What a Ho! My lord."

/Baldrick is Shakespeare's greatest character
 
minimike
2010-03-18 08:54:01 PM
Shakespeare walked into a pub and the manager said
" Get out of here , you're Bard ! "
 
Mithiwithi [TotalFark]
2010-03-18 08:54:49 PM
Love's Labour's Won still missing.

rdwf.org.uk
 
CaesarSneezy
2010-03-18 09:01:12 PM
"It's a rattling good yarn," he said.

I'm really farking tired of seeing that line. Get a new cliche, seriously.
 
The All-Powerful Atheismo
2010-03-18 09:02:45 PM
Who's Ken Brannagh?


I'll tell him you said that. And I think he'll be very hurt.
 
nrdgrl [TotalFark]
2010-03-18 09:02:48 PM
Mithiwithi: Love's Labour's Won still missing.

came here to post this. You win!
 
keithrogan
2010-03-18 09:02:50 PM
The play is a story of love and betrayal, a dark comedy in which one man wants to steal his best friend's fiancee. Its alternate title is The Distrest Lovers.

On network TV they'd call it "The Stalker" and Sally Fields would stick somebody with a restraining order.
 
NoboruWatanabe
2010-03-18 09:03:07 PM
Did someone say what ho? Link (new window)

/For some reason I find this deliciously funny
 
The All-Powerful Atheismo
2010-03-18 09:05:05 PM
Cake Hunter: "You bitin' your thumb at me? You bitin' your thumb at me? Then who the hell else are you biting... you bitin' your thumb at me?? Well I'm the only one here. Who the f*ck do you think you're bitin at? Oh yeah? Forsooth."

Forsooth? Forsooth aint no country I ever heard of. They speak Middle English in Forsooth??!?
 
Clete Orris
2010-03-18 09:05:15 PM
Taming of the Beaver?
 
The All-Powerful Atheismo
2010-03-18 09:06:05 PM
NoboruWatanabe: Did someone say what ho? Link (new window)

/For some reason I find this deliciously funny

House's fake english accent is terrible.
 
jingks
2010-03-18 09:07:50 PM
Asked to recite a bit of the play, Hammond offered lines written for the character Julio

Let me guess, the girl's name is Romette. That Shakespeare wasn't all that original, was he?
 
Aidan
2010-03-18 09:10:43 PM
Cake Hunter: "You bitin' your thumb at me? You bitin' your thumb at me? Then who the hell else are you biting... you bitin' your thumb at me?? Well I'm the only one here. Who the f*ck do you think you're bitin at? Oh yeah? Forsooth."

I laughed, I cried. I attempted to recite it in the appropriate tone to my husband. :)
 
no icon tact
2010-03-18 09:10:48 PM
Does not the stone rebuke me for being more stoned than it?
 
naveline
2010-03-18 09:12:57 PM
Smitty, you are but a peevish boy. I might even say thou art a quat rubbed almost to the sense.

What ho? I prefer mine with a bare bodkin.
 
Ficoce
2010-03-18 09:18:33 PM
ne2d: Zanysportslady: Mmmmmmm... Shakespeare....
*fap* *fap* *fap*

That's a fair thought to lie between a maid's legs.

"That fair thought lie between maid's legs", is more in the spirit.
 
NoboruWatanabe
2010-03-18 09:21:28 PM
The All-Powerful Atheismo: NoboruWatanabe: Did someone say what ho? Link (new window)

/For some reason I find this deliciously funny

House's fake english accent is terrible.

Seriously. He should just give up already.
 
Hugin
2010-03-18 09:23:43 PM
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Shake a spear! Spearchucker! I'm a spearchucker now!
 
DIGITALgimpus
2010-03-18 09:25:45 PM
Actually Hamlet is pretty funny... at least by today's standards he was one sarcastic SOB.
 
nude-fox
2010-03-18 09:26:53 PM
alright everyon l2 pentameter
 
scalpod
2010-03-18 09:29:52 PM
Hey subby, even now an old black ram is tupping your white ewe!
 
TheOther
2010-03-18 09:30:54 PM
The play is a story of love and betrayal, a dark comedy in which one man wants to steal his best friend's fiancee. Its alternate title is The Distrest Lovers TFD Trainwreck.
 
Blind_Io
2010-03-18 09:31:34 PM
If you can't find a joke in Shakespeare, that sounds like your problem, Submitter.
 
scalpod
2010-03-18 09:33:14 PM
The All-Powerful Atheismo: NoboruWatanabe: Did someone say what ho? Link (new window)

/For some reason I find this deliciously funny

House's fake english accent is terrible.

Even Prince George wouldn't fall for this.
 
somedude210 [TotalFark]
2010-03-18 09:34:09 PM
scalpod: Hey subby, even now an old black ram is tupping your white ewe!

Blind_Io: If you can't find a joke in Shakespeare, that sounds like your problem, Submitter.

nice to see we have so many blackadder fans here.

\The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic herd!
 
SharkTrager
2010-03-18 09:37:58 PM
And when this solemn mockery is o'er?
 
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