They're gonna put them in a lineup...

Gerald Ford unavailable for comment.

A new police tactic to be used in high crime area like Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC

i was just petting a 'high-conent' last week. Some dude owns a wildlife preserve company and was walking it around on a leash... It was probably the most lovable canine i've ever come into contact with.

Racial profiling, it's not just for black people anymore.

Was she delicious?

I think I read about this on a news aggregating website. Did this one take place in Alaska?

Came for Farley Mowat references. Left disseminated.

/Once again, it seems I came too soon.

This death was so senseless.

Lets just get this out of the way:

-She was hit by a car. Wolves do not hunt people.
-There is no way to know if these were the wolves that allegedly did it. Alaska is too big a place.
-It was a serial killer who used the wolves to hide the evidence.
-Alaskans are all a bunch of gun-totin Palin worshipers who can't muster the brains to even track a wolf, let alone chase them down with a helicopter.

What'd I miss?

Hmm looks like I either should have previewed or not used auto correct for spelling.

I like it better this way though.

AC21365: rePEaTA WHARRGARBL in 3...2...

When werewolves misbehave, it's the wolves that pay the price.

FTFA: they matched witnesses' descriptions of the animals seen near Berner's body

What I imagine the witness descriptions sounded like: "Yeah, they were 2 wolves." Perfect match.

pwhp_67: They're gonna put them in a lineup...

Panty Sniffer: I think I read about this on a news aggregating website. Did this one take place in Alaska?

FTFA -- Authorities in Alaska...

So I think so and as I recall there were wolf tracks as well as human tracks... hmmmmmmmmmm, 2 random humans perhaps???

and based on thoses facts, in the previous thread, I solved this case...

Isn't using a helicopter a little bit of an overkill?

Do you know whose fault this is? Sarah Palin's!

Because she authorized the hunting of wolves by helicopter. Must be her fault.

Wolves are territorial. Those territories are pretty big. If wolves killed her, and these wolves are from the general are of the attack, then they probably got the right wolves.

are = area, FTFM

Winter is coming.

I love it when I hear stories about scary animals taking down humans. A story about someone getting bit by a venomous snake or spider does nothing for me but I really like it when a tiger eats someone in India or wolves kill someone. Especially if the humans are hunted first.

It's cool.

Skyd1v: Lets just get this out of the way:

-She was hit by a car. Wolves do not hunt people.
-There is no way to know if these were the wolves that allegedly did it. Alaska is too big a place.
-It was a serial killer who used the wolves to hide the evidence.
-Alaskans are all a bunch of gun-totin Palin worshipers who can't muster the brains to even track a wolf, let alone chase them down with a helicopter.

What'd I miss?

Obama's death panels got her.

Repeat?

SangamonTaylor: Winter is coming.

That's what all that white stuff is...

Brick-House: So I think so and as I recall there were wolf tracks as well as human tracks..

Another one who thinks the woman levitated to the scene...

That's called a ritual killing.

SangamonTaylor: Winter is coming.

Yeah, but not til next spring.

My brother was killed by wolves on the Connecticut Turnpike..

SangamonTaylor: Winter is coming.

Hear Me Roar!

\Obscure?

At least she didn't of an overdose of crack cocaine.

/and I'm gay

There's a damn good reason we tried to kill these bastards off generations ago. This time, we nuke them from orbit.

They kill one of ours, we take two of theirs. I will salt the earth these mother farkin wolves walk on if that's what it takes to teach them that you do not mess with our women.

Thoran: SangamonTaylor: Winter is coming.

Hear Me Roar!

\Obscure?

We do not Sow!

What are they gonna do? Take paw prints?

SangamonTaylor: Winter is coming.

Valar morghulis

Skyd1v: What'd I miss?

This comes to mind. (new window)

They took dna (saliva) samples from the body of the woman. They will now match (or not) those samples to the dead wolves. The wolves fit the description of the two wolves hanging around the village for the last couple of weeks - one light, one dark.

http://www.adn.com/2010/03/16/1186350/tests-being-done-on-wolves-suspected.html

keithrogan: The wolves fit the description of the two wolves hanging around the village for the last couple of weeks


4 legs, furry, white teeth, tails, made "barking" noises...

...they matched witnesses' descriptions of the animals seen near Berner's body, Butler said.

"If you ever saw one of those t-shirts with wolves on it - they looked just like that."

"Yeah - like dogs, only with more attitude..."