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(970 WFLA) Florida Divorce proceedings postponed in case of woman who hired hitman. Whew. We really hope this couple can work things out. (With "she's totally worth it" photo of accused woman)   (970wfla.com) divider line 101
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2010-03-18 06:55:38 PM
Damn. I thought this was gonna be the typical Fark disappointment setup, but....

www.970wfla.com

Hmmmm... and she's crazy as hell too, you say?

Well, maybe just ONCE....
 
2010-03-18 07:43:11 PM
madmann:


Hmmmm... and she's crazy as hell too, you say?

Well, maybe just ONCE....


Funny you should it put that way...
 
2010-03-18 08:06:43 PM
Um, she's a Hispanic-looking chick with big tits in Florida. She can be easily replaced. So, not totally worth it.
 
2010-03-18 08:07:34 PM
(Dammit. I knew I should have kept those shares of Dow Silicone).
 
2010-03-18 08:09:07 PM
Hmmmm, crazy eyes with possible threat of hitman.

Um no.
 
2010-03-18 08:09:11 PM
She's totally worth it because she has a nice set of tits? I need to take subby to a strip club, where the women have nice tits AND the women will not try to kill you afterward. They'll bleed your wallet dry, but won't kill.
 
2010-03-18 08:09:59 PM
I'd let her hire someone to cut my throat and feed my body to wild pigs.

Am I doing it right?
 
2010-03-18 08:10:04 PM
Why the hit man? She was going to end up with half of everything (at least) because she's a she.

/Buddy got told to pay 4K monthly for his soon to be ex. He only GROSSES 3500 a month. GROSS.
//She has to get a job by the next court session. In six months. Or it will be a strongly worded suggestion.
///And she's insane. Seriously. And she'll get the kid too.
////Which leads to my comment.
/and a lot of slashes
 
2010-03-18 08:10:22 PM
FTFA
Dalia Dippolito

She might claim justification with that name.
 
2010-03-18 08:10:34 PM
skinink: She's totally worth it because she has a nice set of tits? I need to take subby to a strip club, where the women have nice tits AND the women will not try to kill you afterward. They'll bleed your wallet dry, but won't kill.

Sounds like the strip clubs you go to are kinda lame. Where's the thrill without the risk of a kill?
 
2010-03-18 08:10:56 PM
img222.imageshack.us


????
 
2010-03-18 08:11:02 PM
KudaMuda: members.iinet.net.au

Um, look at the top.
 
2010-03-18 08:11:48 PM
Husband is not trying to work it out, unless "work it out" means "make sure she gets convicted."

His attorney said they asked for the stay after prosecutors told them that the divorce evidence-gathering was interfering with the criminal case against 27-year-old Dalia Dippolito.
 
2010-03-18 08:13:21 PM
I agree that for once with these "worth it" headlines the woman is actually really really hot... but I'll be happy to fark a slightly less hot woman who won't try to farking kill me.

No piece of ass in the world is hot enough to die over. Including the one you're trying to think of right now.
 
2010-03-18 08:13:23 PM
littlett's: KudaMuda: members.iinet.net.au

Um, look at the top.


"pics" = plural. I read it in a dictionary once.
 
2010-03-18 08:14:11 PM
No. Do not want. Totally below my standards. Just look at that sharp elbow and her completely flat nipples. Her bra underwire is also totally poking into her tit, which leaves gross dents. I'm also thinking she doesn't floss very often, which is unhygienic
 
2010-03-18 08:15:28 PM
Fake tits.


That said, I would have pretended that I would have made the hit, but only after a night of kinky sex thrown in the deal. Then, I would turn her in the next day.
 
2010-03-18 08:15:43 PM
mongbiohazard: No piece of ass in the world is hot enough to die over. Including the one you're trying to think of right now.

Get out of my head!
 
2010-03-18 08:17:02 PM
Maybe the profile looks ok - not so much from the front.

elev8.com

/hot (the pic, not her)
 
2010-03-18 08:17:06 PM
KudaMuda: littlett's: KudaMuda: members.iinet.net.au

Um, look at the top.

"pics" = plural. I read it in a dictionary once.


"pics" is in the dictionary you say.
 
2010-03-18 08:17:22 PM
Hit, man!
 
2010-03-18 08:17:41 PM
dougermouse: Why the hit man? She was going to end up with half of everything (at least) because she's a she.

Um, her tits are bigger than her brains?
 
2010-03-18 08:18:08 PM
FilmBELOH20: Maybe the profile looks ok - not so much from the front.

She has really nice lips, but there is something really odd about the eyes.
 
2010-03-18 08:20:20 PM
FilmBELOH20: Maybe the profile looks ok - not so much from the front.

Yup, those bolt-ons where installed for distraction.

Anyways, I heard Jesse James is single again, maybe we can set up the perfect couple of complete idiots tonight?
 
2010-03-18 08:20:37 PM
Hiring a hitman after a long marriage is understandable.
Hiring a hitman after six months of marriage? Quitter!

/who said the gays would ruin the sanctity of marriage?
 
2010-03-18 08:20:39 PM
 
2010-03-18 08:22:44 PM
FilmBELOH20

Maybe the profile looks ok - not so much from the front.

She's a dog, like an awfully fugly dog, dawgs!
 
2010-03-18 08:23:37 PM
FilmBELOH20

My want just went. Can't say I didn't ask for it.

littlett's

So I'm busted.

Somebody post the pic I'm thinking of. I can't find it.

/ thanks in advance
 
2010-03-18 08:23:41 PM
Englebert Slaptyback: ????

but not with food stamps! hah! sounds like something from those salon articles.

It's OK to buy condoms (new window)
 
2010-03-18 08:25:11 PM
 
2010-03-18 08:28:17 PM
meh. as someone said earlier, she can easily be replaced in fl. she's not even that cute...
 
2010-03-18 08:30:23 PM
skinink: Here's a video of the lady discussing killing her husband. She's totally not worth it.

Might want to mention the NSFW language.
 
2010-03-18 08:32:08 PM
I like me some crazy latina!
 
2010-03-18 08:32:08 PM
FilmBELOH20: Maybe the profile looks ok - not so much from the front.



/hot (the pic, not her)


damn the pic in the story definitely had a crazy myspace angle to it
 
2010-03-18 08:32:35 PM
warren2975: Englebert Slaptyback: ????

but not with food stamps! hah! sounds like something from those salon articles.

It's OK to buy condoms (new window)


Uhhh.......shouldn't people on food stamps be ENCOURAGED to use condoms? I mean, seriously...
 
2010-03-18 08:34:24 PM
theoriginalslash: Um, she's a Hispanic-looking chick with big tits in Florida. She can be easily replaced. So, not totally worth it.

as a white chick with small tits in Florida, I can say he's right. these biatches be everywhere.

/not fat
//still have a great ass
 
2010-03-18 08:36:32 PM
mmmmMMmmMMMm crazy sex !! best kinda sex out there !
 
2010-03-18 08:37:05 PM
Allornone: theoriginalslash: Um, she's a Hispanic-looking chick with big tits in Florida. She can be easily replaced. So, not totally worth it.

as a white chick with small tits in Florida, I can say he's right. these biatches be everywhere.

/not fat
//still have a great ass


How you doin'?
 
2010-03-18 08:37:45 PM
And I like that he suspended the divorce proceedings because it was getting in the way of prosecuting her ass for murder. That'd be my reaction, too - slap that biatch in a cell, and then divorce her.
 
2010-03-18 08:38:03 PM
Allornone: theoriginalslash: Um, she's a Hispanic-looking chick with big tits in Florida. She can be easily replaced. So, not totally worth it.

as a white chick with small tits in Florida, I can say he's right. these biatches be everywhere.

/not fat
//still have a great ass


I knew I should have move dot Florida...at least for a few years.
 
2010-03-18 08:38:33 PM
What Plants Crave: Get out of my head!


Oh, it's too late... I've already seen everything... Yeah. I've seen it all.

i472.photobucket.com
 
2010-03-18 08:39:09 PM
Allornone:
/not fat
//still have a great ass


. demanding proof .
 
2010-03-18 08:39:18 PM
She looks like a wetback with plastic ta-tas. $25.00 on a good day. Condom a must.
 
2010-03-18 08:41:00 PM
bikerbob: She looks like a wetback with plastic ta-tas. $25.00 on a good day. Condom a must.

She could be a wetback, if you pull out and don't use the condom.
 
2010-03-18 08:44:05 PM
American women are scum
 
2010-03-18 08:44:07 PM
Would hit it but would try to avoid being hit by it.
 
2010-03-18 08:44:53 PM
Tried to find Dalia Dippolito on Facebook; no luck.

Did find some chick named Delia D'Ippolito, though:

profile.ak.fbcdn.net

Totally would be worth it!
 
2010-03-18 08:45:43 PM
brewswane: American women are scum

ok. o_O?


I don't really think that they are any worse than women of any other nationality.


1.5/10, that is about the best I can give you on that one.
 
2010-03-18 08:46:51 PM
KudaMuda: Allornone:
/not fat
//still have a great ass

. demanding proof .


i68.photobucket.com
 
2010-03-18 08:47:45 PM
brewswane: American women are scum

Just because you're a fat canadian at hot American women like littlett's won't give you the time of day is no reason to call them all scum. Go back to your mom's basement and finish your poutine.
 
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