Damn. I thought this was gonna be the typical Fark disappointment setup, but....



Hmmmm... and she's crazy as hell too, you say?

Well, maybe just ONCE....

Um, she's a Hispanic-looking chick with big tits in Florida. She can be easily replaced. So, not totally worth it.

(Dammit. I knew I should have kept those shares of Dow Silicone).

She's totally worth it because she has a nice set of tits? I need to take subby to a strip club, where the women have nice tits AND the women will not try to kill you afterward. They'll bleed your wallet dry, but won't kill.

I'd let her hire someone to cut my throat and feed my body to wild pigs.

Am I doing it right?

Why the hit man? She was going to end up with half of everything (at least) because she's a she.

/Buddy got told to pay 4K monthly for his soon to be ex. He only GROSSES 3500 a month. GROSS.
//She has to get a job by the next court session. In six months. Or it will be a strongly worded suggestion.
///And she's insane. Seriously. And she'll get the kid too.
////Which leads to my comment.
/and a lot of slashes

FTFA
Dalia Dippolito

She might claim justification with that name.

skinink: She's totally worth it because she has a nice set of tits? I need to take subby to a strip club, where the women have nice tits AND the women will not try to kill you afterward. They'll bleed your wallet dry, but won't kill.

Sounds like the strip clubs you go to are kinda lame. Where's the thrill without the risk of a kill?

Husband is not trying to work it out, unless "work it out" means "make sure she gets convicted."

His attorney said they asked for the stay after prosecutors told them that the divorce evidence-gathering was interfering with the criminal case against 27-year-old Dalia Dippolito.

I agree that for once with these "worth it" headlines the woman is actually really really hot... but I'll be happy to fark a slightly less hot woman who won't try to farking kill me.

No piece of ass in the world is hot enough to die over. Including the one you're trying to think of right now.

littlett's: KudaMuda: members.iinet.net.au

Um, look at the top.

"pics" = plural. I read it in a dictionary once.

No. Do not want. Totally below my standards. Just look at that sharp elbow and her completely flat nipples. Her bra underwire is also totally poking into her tit, which leaves gross dents. I'm also thinking she doesn't floss very often, which is unhygienic

Fake tits.


That said, I would have pretended that I would have made the hit, but only after a night of kinky sex thrown in the deal. Then, I would turn her in the next day.

mongbiohazard: No piece of ass in the world is hot enough to die over. Including the one you're trying to think of right now.

Get out of my head!

Maybe the profile looks ok - not so much from the front.



/hot (the pic, not her)

Hit, man!

dougermouse: Why the hit man? She was going to end up with half of everything (at least) because she's a she.

Um, her tits are bigger than her brains?

FilmBELOH20: Maybe the profile looks ok - not so much from the front.

Yup, those bolt-ons where installed for distraction.

Anyways, I heard Jesse James is single again, maybe we can set up the perfect couple of complete idiots tonight?

Hiring a hitman after a long marriage is understandable.
Hiring a hitman after six months of marriage? Quitter!

/who said the gays would ruin the sanctity of marriage?

Sounds like the two were meant for each other:

According to testimony, Dalia Dippolito, suggested to her new husband that he transfer his assets to her because he had a "probation lien," meaning Michael Dippolito was paying off restitution in a phone scam he participated in.

From a Boca Raton apartment, he ran a telemarketing business ... to invest in the booming foreign currency options market of 2001.

FilmBELOH20

Maybe the profile looks ok - not so much from the front.

She's a dog, like an awfully fugly dog, dawgs!

FilmBELOH20

My want just went. Can't say I didn't ask for it.

littlett's

So I'm busted.

Somebody post the pic I'm thinking of. I can't find it.

/ thanks in advance

Englebert Slaptyback: ????

but not with food stamps! hah! sounds like something from those salon articles.

It's OK to buy condoms (new window)

Here's a video of the lady discussing killing her husband. She's totally not worth it.

meh. as someone said earlier, she can easily be replaced in fl. she's not even that cute...

skinink: Here's a video of the lady discussing killing her husband. She's totally not worth it.

Might want to mention the NSFW language.

I like me some crazy latina!

FilmBELOH20: Maybe the profile looks ok - not so much from the front.



/hot (the pic, not her)

damn the pic in the story definitely had a crazy myspace angle to it

warren2975: Englebert Slaptyback: ????

but not with food stamps! hah! sounds like something from those salon articles.

It's OK to buy condoms (new window)

Uhhh.......shouldn't people on food stamps be ENCOURAGED to use condoms? I mean, seriously...

theoriginalslash: Um, she's a Hispanic-looking chick with big tits in Florida. She can be easily replaced. So, not totally worth it.

as a white chick with small tits in Florida, I can say he's right. these biatches be everywhere.

/not fat
//still have a great ass

mmmmMMmmMMMm crazy sex !! best kinda sex out there !

Allornone: theoriginalslash: Um, she's a Hispanic-looking chick with big tits in Florida. She can be easily replaced. So, not totally worth it.

as a white chick with small tits in Florida, I can say he's right. these biatches be everywhere.

/not fat
//still have a great ass

How you doin'?

And I like that he suspended the divorce proceedings because it was getting in the way of prosecuting her ass for murder. That'd be my reaction, too - slap that biatch in a cell, and then divorce her.

Allornone: theoriginalslash: Um, she's a Hispanic-looking chick with big tits in Florida. She can be easily replaced. So, not totally worth it.

as a white chick with small tits in Florida, I can say he's right. these biatches be everywhere.

/not fat
//still have a great ass

I knew I should have move dot Florida...at least for a few years.

What Plants Crave: Get out of my head!


Oh, it's too late... I've already seen everything... Yeah. I've seen it all.

Allornone:
/not fat
//still have a great ass

. demanding proof .

She looks like a wetback with plastic ta-tas. $25.00 on a good day. Condom a must.

bikerbob: She looks like a wetback with plastic ta-tas. $25.00 on a good day. Condom a must.

She could be a wetback, if you pull out and don't use the condom.

American women are scum

Would hit it but would try to avoid being hit by it.

Tried to find Dalia Dippolito on Facebook; no luck.

Did find some chick named Delia D'Ippolito, though:



Totally would be worth it!

KudaMuda: Allornone:
/not fat
//still have a great ass

. demanding proof .

brewswane: American women are scum

Just because you're a fat canadian at hot American women like littlett's won't give you the time of day is no reason to call them all scum. Go back to your mom's basement and finish your poutine.