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(Some Nutjob) Silly Woman sees Jesus in wooden door. Lady, that's knot Jesus. (w/ video)   (abclocal.go.com) divider line 76
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2010-03-18 03:56:55 PM
Mexican Flag? Check. Pregnant? Check.
 
2010-03-18 04:00:04 PM
Britney Spear's Speculum:
Mexican Flag? Check. Pregnant? Check.

Dios mio!
 
2010-03-18 04:10:00 PM
"She called for me and told me that she saw the image and I told her no, that she was crazy," Martinez recalled. But she now believes.

You were right the first time.

*facepalm*
 
2010-03-18 04:21:20 PM
phlegmmo: Dios mio!

I live in an area with lots of believers and the other day I found a stain in the sidewalk that oddly resembles the silhouette of the virgin de guadulupe. Unfortunately, it's embedded in the sidewalk so I have no way of legally charging suckers people to view it.
 
2010-03-18 04:22:52 PM
Britney Spear's Speculum:
phlegmmo: Dios mio!

I live in an area with lots of believers and the other day I found a stain in the sidewalk that oddly resembles the silhouette of the virgin de guadulupe. Unfortunately, it's embedded in the sidewalk so I have no way of legally charging suckers people to view it.


Finally! Concrete proof!
 
2010-03-18 04:23:46 PM
Britney Spear's Speculum: phlegmmo: Dios mio!

I live in an area with lots of believers and the other day I found a stain in the sidewalk that oddly resembles the silhouette of the virgin de guadulupe. Unfortunately, it's embedded in the sidewalk so I have no way of legally charging suckers people to view it.



Set up a table next to it and sell candles.
 
2010-03-18 04:47:17 PM
FloydA: Set up a table next to it and sell candles.

There's a Mexican Supermarket like 100 yards away :(
 
2010-03-18 04:59:54 PM
Britney Spear's Speculum:
FloydA: Set up a table next to it and sell candles.

There's a Mexican Supermarket like 100 yards away :(


Location, location, location
 
2010-03-18 05:20:15 PM
Britney Spear's Speculum: FloydA: Set up a table next to it and sell candles.

There's a Mexican Supermarket like 100 yards away :(


All the better. That way you don't have to walk far after buying out their entire stock!
 
2010-03-18 05:23:31 PM
The stupidest recurring news story in modern history. Hello, Channel 12? I see in . WELL STOP THE PRESSES AND JERK THE DOG OFF, WE'LL BE RIGHT OVER.
 
2010-03-18 05:45:12 PM
In the house where I spent my formative years, a closet door had two knotholes that looked like Beavis and Butthead.
I want a feature segment on the news too, dammit.
 
2010-03-18 05:50:03 PM
i208.photobucket.com
 
2010-03-18 05:50:30 PM
Green?

Then please fix the headline. The crazy person thinks her door looks like the Virgin Mary, not Jesus.
 
2010-03-18 07:15:38 PM
If I told everyone I saw Thor in my driveway or the Flying Spaghetti Monster in my Spaghetti-Os, they'd lock me the fark up.

Why do Jesustologists get a free pass?
 
2010-03-18 07:54:04 PM
madmann: Why do Jesustologists get a free pass?

Because we're not allowed to criticize them. Honestly...we used to call people who heard voices, believed in the invisible, and talked to people who weren't there by the correct name: "Mentally Ill." But now, as long as their imaginary friend is named "Jesus," we have to refer to them as "religious." So they're supposedly above reproach.

Shame, that.
 
2010-03-18 08:22:55 PM
ROCKS.
 
2010-03-18 08:24:22 PM
Usually I'm pretty good at discerning patterns and images, but I don't really see it.

Maybe you could argue for the grain of the wood being shaped like a mandorla and I suppose I see a bit of a head inside that, but otherwise? This is a real stretch.

The condom Mary is much better:

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2010-03-18 08:24:29 PM
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When will the news grow up and mention it when they do these stories? Or better yet: stop doing these stories!
 
2010-03-18 08:24:58 PM
i68.photobucket.com

Stop hitting yourself.
 
2010-03-18 08:26:29 PM
Our Lady of the Plywood Laminate Door?
 
2010-03-18 08:27:37 PM
i10.photobucket.com

Yes, obviously divine.
 
2010-03-18 08:28:12 PM
Women who have abortions should get the electric chair.
 
2010-03-18 08:29:10 PM
Looks like Natalee Holloway.
 
2010-03-18 08:30:47 PM
Religious people and their 'visions' are doing my farking nut.

I want to bash her head into that door and make her see butterflies or whatever random object that appears in her splattered blood.

Oh, and fark Mexico.
 
2010-03-18 08:30:54 PM
Martinez said the image appeared on the door of a spare bedroom after a friend spent the night.

Had a feeling that it was a Mexican catholic before i even clicked the link. Yep.

/STOP WORSHIPING THE DOOR AND MAKE ME A SAMMICH!!
 
2010-03-18 08:31:19 PM
Every time someone shows me the "image" of Jesus appearing in x... I always notice that it looks just as much like Charles Manson or Che Guevara as it does Jesus.
 
2010-03-18 08:31:33 PM
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CaesarSneezy: Yes, obviously divine.

The divine Bob Marley?
 
2010-03-18 08:32:49 PM
It would be nice if instead of painting pictures on doors, god would do something about all the human suffering.
 
2010-03-18 08:33:52 PM
the_chief: Women who have abortions should get the electric chair.

As opposed to the proven medical procedure?
 
2010-03-18 08:35:49 PM
jekxrb: CaesarSneezy: Yes, obviously divine.

The divine Bob Marley?


www.poolparty.com

The divine Miss M.
 
2010-03-18 08:35:49 PM
the_chief: It would be nice if instead of painting pictures on doors, god would do something about all the human suffering.

God doesn't want to support the capitalist system. He's an artist.
 
2010-03-18 08:36:42 PM
nothing on that door that a light sanding won't fix. i guess there is enough sand around there too.
 
2010-03-18 08:39:30 PM
No_One_Special: Every time someone shows me the "image" of Jesus appearing in x... I always notice that it looks just as much like Charles Manson or Che Guevara as it does Jesus.

And even that is wrong as hell. Jesus wasn't a long-haired bearded Caucasian guy. He probably looked more like one of the 9/11 hijackers than the Western 'white guy' version.

Never understood that.
 
2010-03-18 08:43:34 PM
It looks more like...um, like an...um...I don't see anything to even make fun of.
 
2010-03-18 08:48:16 PM
So Jesus has nothing better to do than appear in every day inanimate objects? Or perhaps he is trying to reach out to us from the other side like the little girl in Poltergeist?
 
2010-03-18 08:49:18 PM
pup.socket: nothing on that door that a light sanding won't fix.

Ok, now that actually made me LOL. Heavily.
 
2010-03-18 08:56:43 PM
We had Jesus' image appear to us on our dinner-table, blotched in turkey grease from where we put the roast at Christmas dinner. Hallelujah!

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Bit stupid of him though, since we're an atheist household but no one ever said gods or their children were smart. And he's obviously the crown-of-thorns variety Jesus, so wrong bloody anniversary too. Idiot.
 
2010-03-18 08:59:42 PM
I don't see anything but I can't criticize her for her faith. Many times things like these are meant to be personal and for the edification of that particular individual.
 
2010-03-18 09:03:01 PM
Henry Poole does not approve.

/would post pic, but I has no skills.
 
2010-03-18 09:05:33 PM
Arthur the Sandwich Maker: We had Jesus' image appear to us on our dinner-table, blotched in turkey grease from where we put the roast at Christmas dinner. Hallelujah!



Bit stupid of him though, since we're an atheist household but no one ever said gods or their children were smart. And he's obviously the crown-of-thorns variety Jesus, so wrong bloody anniversary too. Idiot.


You atheists are too damned blind and ignorant to see a direct sign from The Lord trying to save you from the eternal fiery damnation that comes from not accepting God's unending love, understanding, and forgiveness. He even gave it in the form of turkey.
 
2010-03-18 09:05:36 PM
Arthur the Sandwich Maker: We had Jesus' image appear to us on our dinner-table, blotched in turkey grease from where we put the roast at Christmas dinner. Hallelujah!


Bit stupid of him though, since we're an atheist household but no one ever said gods or their children were smart. And he's obviously the crown-of-thorns variety Jesus, so wrong bloody anniversary too. Idiot.


That is Herman Munster with a mullet.
 
2010-03-18 09:06:58 PM
the_chief: It would be nice if instead of painting pictures on doors, god would do something about all the human suffering.

He did. I believe it is called "divorce".
 
2010-03-18 09:11:35 PM
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An evil skull has appeared in your "Dinner Table Jesus". I would like to come by and offer a virgin sacrifice to it. thx
 
2010-03-18 09:24:27 PM
vrax: An evil skull has appeared in your "Dinner Table Jesus". I would like to come by and offer a virgin sacrifice to it. thx

That is one seriously evil skull.
 
2010-03-18 09:29:29 PM
vrax: An evil skull has appeared in your "Dinner Table Jesus". I would like to come by and offer a virgin sacrifice to it. thx

"Dear Penthouse Forum,
It all began one night on a popular internet forum when I posted a picture of Jesus which had appeared in the grease from my Christmas turkey...."
 
2010-03-18 09:37:21 PM
When I was a kid and bored, say in a waiting room or something, I would always try to identify/imagine images in wood objects. Kind of like cloud watching, but to me at least, a lot easier.
 
2010-03-18 09:39:49 PM
Jesus will be going through really difficult times when he finally decides to show himself here and there.
 
2010-03-18 09:40:17 PM
Well, it's still better than the Michael Jackson tree...

http://www.kcra.com/entertainment/19970694/detail.html
 
2010-03-18 09:40:36 PM
Seriously? There's nothing there.
 
2010-03-18 09:46:25 PM
Old news. Didn't Penn & Teller already cover this on their TV show?
 
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