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(Local6)   Ten tons of candy spills on toll road   ( divider line
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6912 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Apr 2003 at 11:25 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-04-27 07:51:36 PM  
Accidents like these are the reasons Clancy Wiggum joined the force.
2003-04-27 08:18:18 PM  
The children cry and the ants rejoice.
2003-04-27 09:14:47 PM  
That driver's going to get his cardioplate blanked by the TickTock man for sure.
2003-04-27 10:01:05 PM  
Dude... SWEET!
2003-04-27 10:02:04 PM  
In other news... does this mean the prices of peanut butter cups will escalate? Has this caused a shortage in the market?
2003-04-27 10:36:17 PM  
Kit Kat and Reese Cups are two of my three favorite chocolates.

Third is Caramello.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up candy.
2003-04-27 10:49:16 PM  
"Hey you got KitKat in my Reeses Cup, hey you got Reeses Cup on my KitKat", hmmmmmm, we may be on to something here, I think I am heading to the store for a little experimentation.

/Iraqi Bob says :"This has nothing to do with the munchies, Dan has never even seen a marijuana cigarette. You infidels with roast in the spleen of hell before Dan desecrates himself with that demonweed"
2003-04-27 11:27:57 PM  
Ahh, ahh, I'm crazy truck driver man... now gimmie some CANDY!
2003-04-27 11:28:41 PM  
Oh, no! Not a TOLL ROAD!
2003-04-27 11:28:48 PM  
I want candy.
2003-04-27 11:28:57 PM  
"Otto, turn this bus around and get on the highway NOW!"
2003-04-27 11:29:41 PM  
Junglemason, gotta love when reporters stretch for detail.
2003-04-27 11:30:32 PM  
force those german families to eat it all up.
2003-04-27 11:30:43 PM  
why do things always spill?

alcohol, candy, oil...
pisses of Farkers, Kids, Bushies (respectively)

maybe we should build better tankers. or something.
2003-04-27 11:30:44 PM  
2003-04-27 11:31:18 PM  
Hm. I'm bored, and we haven't had a game of movie quotes in a while..

farking windows 98! Get bill gates in here!

You said windows 98 would be faster and more efficient with better access to the internet!

It is faster, over 500(BLAM)

Should be obvious enough.
2003-04-27 11:32:27 PM  
Blegh, wrong thread.. Oh well, it may work here anyway.
2003-04-27 11:32:43 PM  
Gimme a break, gimme a break, break me off a piece of that kit-kat truck.

/got nothing

/almost nothing, I do have an almost full box of white chocolate kit-kats (limited edition) in the fridge.
2003-04-27 11:34:24 PM  
Give me some brakes,
Give me some brakes,
Before I spill all the Kit Kat bars!
2003-04-27 11:35:30 PM  
GetBent: That's immature. You don't WANT candy, you NEED it.
2003-04-27 11:37:02 PM  
Not if you're Bow Wow Wow.

/that could mean so many things
2003-04-27 11:37:27 PM  
Accident, or a plot by fat people who want free candy?

I'm looking in your direction rosie o'donnell.
2003-04-27 11:39:01 PM  
Those candy trucks are just like giant pinatas... except you use some busted up old car to break them open and you do it without a blindfold.
2003-04-27 11:40:29 PM  
look at me!
I'm gonna eat the chance to eat mah weight in candy!
2003-04-27 11:44:18 PM  
I live near Hershey in Pennsylvania. I have found few things better than driving by the Hershey Chocolate Factory and getting a good whiff of that stuff. *Sniff* Ahhh, yeah.
2003-04-27 11:45:19 PM  
I saw that Natalie Merchant donated some time to help clean up the candy spill. "Hey, give 'em what they want," the singer said.
2003-04-27 11:45:58 PM  
And then, later, Iggy Pop showed up to help clean with Kate Pierson. "I can't let you go," the duo was heard to say.
2003-04-27 11:47:26 PM  
Hey Driver, give me a BREAK for that KitKat bar..
2003-04-27 11:48:29 PM  
Ahh, ahh, I'm crazy truck driver man... now gimmie some CANDY!

Wow. I laughed way to hard at that.

Anyway, with all of that candy, is it any wonder that the guy was speeding? Sugar-high's always are followed by a crash.
2003-04-27 11:50:23 PM  

(hey, what are you looking at? it was only the 3rd "Sweet!" comment :( ...)

(btw, how does one put a happy/sad face inside parentheses without it looking weird like (blah :)) or (blah :() , see what im saying?!?)
2003-04-27 11:51:06 PM  
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Aww, he wanted that candy!
2003-04-27 11:53:00 PM  
Maybe try using brackets ([ ]) (well, disregard the parentheses). (man, these things really are hard to get away from.) [:)]
2003-04-27 11:53:46 PM  
And the award for Best Obscure Musical Reference in a Fark Thread goes to...

2003-04-27 11:56:03 PM  
The trucker was ticketed for speeding.

Was he in a sugar rush?
2003-04-27 11:56:26 PM  
Sure... Truck crashes and junk food piles up on the highway. Sobriety checkpoint for stoners more like it.
2003-04-27 11:57:12 PM  
Yeah, but did you guys see the police in the donut eating contest in the left column?

[image from too old to be available]
2003-04-27 11:57:13 PM  
Anyone driving through that mess is gonna have tires that look like they've been doing donuts in a cow pasture.
2003-04-27 11:58:13 PM  
The candy will end up as treats for the homeless and such, through programs such as the 'Second Harvest'. Company will get to write off the perceived value of the products.

More or less, everyone wins except the truck driver.
2003-04-28 12:00:59 AM  
More or less, everyone wins except the truck driver.

He wins too though, since for 75$ or whatever the amount of his ticket is, He is able to help so many needy people, while giving his comapny a tax write off.
2003-04-28 12:02:14 AM  
Obligatory Topical Song Lyrics:
Joy Electric:"Sugar Rush"
2003-04-28 12:03:34 AM  
Macker, I don't know how this works in trucking companies, but I'm guessing he will be penalized far more than the amount of the ticket. If I were his boss, he'd be out of a job.
2003-04-28 12:07:39 AM  
What do you suppose his fine will be? Maybe... a Hundred Grand? Mmm...
2003-04-28 12:13:12 AM  
Good_Moleman_To_You, whatever it is, it sure will take some of that sweetness out of his Payday.
2003-04-28 12:13:16 AM  
Only thing to say at a time like this is SAAAWEEEET.
2003-04-28 12:13:37 AM  
What do you suppose his fine will be? Maybe... a Hundred Grand? Mmm...

Only if he crashed on 5th Avenue :)
2003-04-28 12:13:57 AM  
This year were doing something Different for Halloween, were all coming to your Toll Road! (Makes bad lightning sound effect)
2003-04-28 12:15:57 AM  
mmmmm delicious candy.
2003-04-28 12:16:14 AM  
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I want candy!

/It's the Simpson Family Smiletime Variety Hoooo-uuuur
2003-04-28 12:16:40 AM  
MorteDiem and the Kitt-Katt song maybe me think about our own candy lyric adventures. Every time I hear that rap song "Get your Roll On" I sing,

Everybody eat your rollos.
Everybody eat your mother farking rollos.
2003-04-28 12:20:41 AM  
Does anyone else call toll booth operators 'Toll Trolls'?

They are a creepy kinda people that give me the heebee geebees...


If your mom's a Toll Troll disregard this post.
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