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Otherwise Just Fine [TotalFark]
2010-03-18 02:32:38 PM
I can't see how this would help. Presumably the pedo's wouldn't be able to operate in the first place if they weren't capable of gaining the victim's trust.

Also, what the hell is up with that picture? Problems:

1. Isn't age of consent in the UK 16?

2. Aren't the victims supposed to be rape worthy rape?

I don't understand.
 
spidermann [TotalFark]
2010-03-18 02:41:12 PM
Get the bubbles, Chester!

img.youtube.com
 
The Face Of Oblivion
2010-03-18 04:06:06 PM
Chester M.

golf clap
 
fsbilly
2010-03-18 04:06:47 PM
Ashleigh needs to thank farking god that some was at least interested in her.
 
leonel
2010-03-18 04:07:11 PM
That totally wouldn't get abused at all! No way, no how!
 
tehhunter
2010-03-18 04:07:34 PM
Oh lord, will someone take a look at the thing that crash landed itself on the article? It looks like a farking burn victim, bro. Why would you possibly stalk something like that when you have tons of perfectly good dumpsters sitting around in need of some good luvin'?
 
fsbilly
2010-03-18 04:07:38 PM
fsbilly: Ashleigh needs to thank farking god that someone was at least interested in her.

ftfm
 
moops
2010-03-18 04:07:53 PM
files.sharenator.com
 
mad_prophet_tx
2010-03-18 04:08:00 PM
Ashleigh Hall, 17, was lured by a man using a false identity cheeseburger on Facebook
 
Ponzholio [TotalFark]
2010-03-18 04:08:17 PM
fsbilly: Ashleigh needs to thank farking god that some was at least interested in her.

If he was interested in her... I'm pretty sure she had to have lied too.
 
Dwight256
2010-03-18 04:08:22 PM
That would make for some hilarious false accusations.

"What? You're dumping me? I'll just convince my friends to click the Prison button on your profile."
 
yert
2010-03-18 04:09:39 PM
mad_prophet_tx: Ashleigh Hall, 17, was lured by a man using a false identity cheeseburger on Facebook

and we have winner
 
moops
2010-03-18 04:09:45 PM
i66.photobucket.com
 
fsbilly
2010-03-18 04:10:11 PM
reads rest of article...

ouch...

/gimme a one-way ticket!
 
potterydove
2010-03-18 04:11:45 PM
Facebook still needs a "dislike" or "hate" button.
 
JohnCarter
2010-03-18 04:12:07 PM
Not sure how the panic button would help at all. If you know it's a pedophile that's one thing. But if you are naive and really think the person on Facebook is interested in you, then you are probably just a situation away from trouble anyway.

Here's a hint, if you are an overweight teenager (M or F) the attracive person you think is interested in you, certainly is but not for the same reason you might think.

It's simply the wolves and the herd.
 
Otherwise Just Fine [TotalFark]
2010-03-18 04:12:43 PM
I wonder if misrepresentation was a factor.
 
Barakku
2010-03-18 04:14:12 PM
Yay Pedrobear!
 
Poorboytech2000
2010-03-18 04:14:52 PM
Gives new meaning to EVERYBODY PANIC!!!

If, in the future, a panic button is installed...I think the Farkworld should all press the panic button at the same time to see their servers light up like a christmas tree...almost as brightly as Blaine was with laser pointers...
 
Mrbogey
2010-03-18 04:15:16 PM
mad_prophet_tx: Ashleigh Hall, 17, was lured by a man using a false identity cheeseburger on Facebook

Came here to say that.
 
The Invisible Sky Wizard
2010-03-18 04:16:04 PM
Earlier that month, she had been attracted by a picture of a young, bare-chested man that Chapman - calling himself Peter Cartwright - had posted on Facebook.

My question is: What phony picture did she use to lure HIM?
 
pwhp_67
2010-03-18 04:17:00 PM
Facebook says it will not install a "panic button" on its main pages for users to report suspected paedophiles


*whew*


I mean, what's facebook?
 
BigDamn
2010-03-18 04:17:21 PM
A panic button on every page? This is in the same category as a requiring breath-interlock device for every car: overkill.
 
SteelCityKid
2010-03-18 04:18:18 PM
Jesus Christ, I hate fat people.
 
Shagbert [TotalFark]
2010-03-18 04:18:30 PM
Since it's the British government asking for it, it'll probably be spelled correctly (as 'paedophile'), subby!
 
KatjaMouse
2010-03-18 04:19:09 PM
The Invisible Sky Wizard: Earlier that month, she had been attracted by a picture of a young, bare-chested man that Chapman - calling himself Peter Cartwright - had posted on Facebook.

My question is: What phony picture did she use to lure HIM?

It's all about the MySpace angles.
 
TheyCallThisWork
2010-03-18 04:19:13 PM
Otherwise Just Fine: I can't see how this would help. Presumably the pedo's wouldn't be able to operate in the first place if they weren't capable of gaining the victim's trust.

I'm guessing they use the shotgun method. For every kid they find who is stupid enough to go through with it, they probably find 99 who aren't that stupid. Many of those 99 will press the button, which would begin procedures that would keep him away from kids, hopefully.

Nobody is against Yelp, and that's misused all the time. I think a creepiness rating would be a great Facebook feature.
 
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier
2010-03-18 04:20:02 PM
Yeah, because a "report pedophile" button would NEVER get abused on facebook.
 
ObiJuan
2010-03-18 04:20:15 PM
1- If she was lured then that implies she was not in a panic. She was tricked into meeting him and would not have pushed the panic button

2- The vast majority of claims will be people in fights or arguments or trolling. Real predators are probably few and far between and don't really pose a danger except to those they manipulate or fool into willingly meeting up or sending pics/video.
 
draygonia
2010-03-18 04:21:51 PM
pwhp_67: Facebook says it will not install a "panic button" on its main pages for users to report suspected paedophiles


*whew*


I mean, what's facebook?

Old Humor.
 
KatjaMouse
2010-03-18 04:24:06 PM
ObiJuan: 1- If she was lured then that implies she was not in a panic. She was tricked into meeting him and would not have pushed the panic button

2- The vast majority of claims will be people in fights or arguments or trolling. Real predators are probably few and far between and don't really pose a danger except to those they manipulate or fool into willingly meeting up or sending pics/video.

This. The whole allegory about the wolf in Red Riding Hood for example just shows that the most dangerous characters can be clever and charming. It's how they disarm their victims and naive children will be utterly caught off guard. Adults can smell bullsh*t a mile away, teenagers can't.
 
Mrbogey
2010-03-18 04:24:07 PM
Oops... just read that the 17yr old was killed.

For shame /b. You killed that poor girl.
 
Orgasmatron138
2010-03-18 04:26:12 PM
The Jesus Q. has sent you a friend request

Accept Ignore
 
luckyaussiebob
2010-03-18 04:27:54 PM
Paging a Peter File, We are looking for a Peter File.
 
mad_prophet_tx
2010-03-18 04:27:57 PM
Mrbogey: mad_prophet_tx: Ashleigh Hall, 17, was lured by a man using a false identity cheeseburger on Facebook

Came here to say that.

Sorry man, when I saw it was from the UK and saw "Jordan" in the headlines, I thought I might see some pictures of what a Katie Price might look like.
 
MorePeasPlease
2010-03-18 04:29:11 PM
He said they had gone on to explain that the website was "exploring ways to improve safety", which included adding links to more organisations, including Ceop, Beatbullying, and ProAna on Facebook's reporting pages.


Exploring ≠ instituting.
Sorry.
 
thereisnospoon
2010-03-18 04:35:45 PM
I just want to know where Glen Beck was, and how did this happen in 1990 when there was no facebook yet?

/thought glen beck was pedobear...
 
Otherwise Just Fine [TotalFark]
2010-03-18 04:37:09 PM
TheyCallThisWork: Otherwise Just Fine: I can't see how this would help. Presumably the pedo's wouldn't be able to operate in the first place if they weren't capable of gaining the victim's trust.

I'm guessing they use the shotgun method. For every kid they find who is stupid enough to go through with it, they probably find 99 who aren't that stupid. Many of those 99 will press the button, which would begin procedures that would keep him away from kids, hopefully.

Nobody is against Yelp, and that's misused all the time. I think a creepiness rating would be a great Facebook feature.

Ha! When you put it as a "creepiness rating" it sounds hilarious. I'd support that just because.

/I don't use facebook
 
suraimu
2010-03-18 04:37:15 PM
MorePeasPlease: He said they had gone on to explain that the website was "exploring ways to improve safety", which included adding links to more organisations, including Ceop, Beatbullying, and ProAna on Facebook's reporting pages.


Exploring ≠ instituting.
Sorry.

Nice! Very subtle. 8/10.
 
nexirae
2010-03-18 04:38:07 PM
Ashleigh Hall, 17,

i530.photobucket.com
 
Otherwise Just Fine [TotalFark]
2010-03-18 04:40:13 PM
Ok I change my mind. Why don't we just make it illegal to be under the age of 18?

That would clear this problem right up.
 
burgle23
2010-03-18 04:40:23 PM
smash cash smash trash, not long now to the sub-teen revolution, the winding up's gone on too long, babies bite back, alice crucifies the paedophiles.
/obscure?
 
pxlboy [TotalFark]
2010-03-18 04:44:27 PM
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Yeah, because a "report pedophile" button would NEVER get abused on facebook.

came to say "this"
 
OrangeClan
2010-03-18 04:44:30 PM
What they really need to do is put a "Report to 4chan" button. Reported pedophiles will be tracked down quickly by people with nothing better to do (Likely faster and more hilariously than the police can), but anyone else will just become a bad meme.


/Not a bad idea now that I think of it.
 
KelvinTheClown
2010-03-18 04:44:54 PM
newsimg.bbc.co.uk

Ashleigh Hall, 17, was lured by a man using a false identity on Facebook

Tightened that up for you.
 
pwhp_67
2010-03-18 04:48:08 PM
pxlboy: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Yeah, because a "report pedophile" button would NEVER get abused on facebook.

came to say "this"


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Evilmogwai
2010-03-18 04:51:25 PM
JohnCarter: But if you are naive and really think the person on Facebook is interested in you, then you are probably just a situation away from trouble anyway.

This.

It wont help since they will just operate under the radar.

And people will either over-use/abuse it resulting in a lot of wasted police investigations and disturbed lives or not use it as they are not sure.
 
Girl Least Likely [TotalFark]
2010-03-18 04:56:00 PM
I think this is so sad, and I think the people making fun of this girl are pathetic. She was raped and murdered. For fark's sake, show a bit of decency. She looks like a sweet kid... yeah she was overweight - so what? She was probably more vulnerable if she was insecure. It's not the making fun of her weight that's deplorable, it's the fact that the poor girl had something terrible happen to her. Her life was cut short in a brutal, horrible way you wouldn't wish on anyone. No one deserves to die like that. And then you mock her.

For shame.
 
AbbeySomeone [TotalFark]
2010-03-18 04:59:38 PM
Mrbogey: mad_prophet_tx: Ashleigh Hall, 17, was lured by a man using a false identity cheeseburger on Facebook

Came here to say that.

If she weren't so homely and socially inept,she wouldn't have had to resort to FB in the first place.
Sad she got killed, but if society in general wasn't so farked up, it wouldn't have happened.
 
Jon iz teh kewl
2010-03-18 04:59:44 PM
Comment Like Rape
 
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