Okay, the only one in that whole list I'd give them is Wolverine, and I'm a dude. Are the people they listed sexy? Yes. Are there genuinely sexier women in movies? FFS YES. Leeloo and Amelie didn't really come off as sexual characters to me. I mean, yes, in the final act they got theirs, but up until then, not really.

This: Okay, the only one in that whole list I'd give them is Wolverine, and I'm a dude. Are the people they listed sexy? Yes. Are there genuinely sexier women in movies? FFS YES. Leeloo and Amelie didn't really come off as sexual characters to me. I mean, yes, in the final act they got theirs, but up until then, not really.

You shut your whore mouth about Milla!

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Knowing Den of Geek, it's probably a list of trannies and dudes with long hair.

Is Den of Geek's constant fail supposed to be ironic? I don't understand why anyone would ever visit that site voluntarily.

Amelie? AMELIE!?

FARK AMELIE!

both of 'em.

It seems to me that Kathleen Turner should be on that list somewhere.

That was a strange list.

IdBeCrazyIf: You shut your whore mouth about Milla!

Milla is epic farking sexy... but I never thought of Leeloo as a sexual character, despite prancing around mostly-naked. I mean, she does the vulnerable thing a lot in the film, but there's no chemistry, no sexuality there.

mofomisfit: Amelie? AMELIE!?

FARK AMELIE!

Happily.

At any time

In any place.

Ford's character was sexier in Witness than in Star Wars. The rogue smuggler's boyish crush on the princess qualifies as sexy for 12-year-olds, don't get me wrong. I myself got all tingly in places I didn't know got tingly when I first saw Han Solo. But John Book is sexier. Hell, Deckard is sexier.

Thinking back....

You have Hanoi Jane in both Barbarella and Klute

Cybill Shepherd in Last Picture Show.

Maria Schneider in Last Tango In Paris.

More will come up during the day, I'm sure.

/Needs more credit.

This thread is so much better than the article.

/tho props for including Grace Kelly

"You're not too bright, are you. I like that in a man."



Probably would have to put Kathleen Turner in Body Heat at number one, with Ellen Barkin in Sea of Love a very close second.




nom...nom...nom...

yes please

This: Milla is epic farking sexy... but I never thought of Leeloo as a sexual character, despite prancing around mostly-naked. I mean, she does the vulnerable thing a lot in the film, but there's no chemistry, no sexuality there.

Eh, perhaps not to the same degree as in other films but I think it was there in some innocent way.

It's written by a woman and yet no Daniel Craig in Casino Royale? Bad Den of Geek, back of the class for you!

LonMead: Ellen Barkin in Sea of Love

Though I preferred her in The Big Easy, kudos to you for mentioning her. Some others? Linda Fiorentino in Jade or The Last Seduction, Catherine Deneuve in The Hunger, and I still say Jennifer Lopez in Out of Sight was quite alluring.

Another Government Employee: mofomisfit: Amelie? AMELIE!?

FARK AMELIE!

Happily.

At any time

In any place.

No, you wouldn't fark her, you'd make cute, quirky, saccharine, oh-so-precious love with her.

/seriously, fark that movie

SobrietyFighter: yes please

When did Xena go all skankerific?

-and-



not the duck.

KatjaMouse: When did Xena go all skankerific?

Last few seasons when they really trumped up the whole lesbian thing as well.

I agree 100% with Alabama Worley...she was smoking sexy in that movie. The rest, meh. I find her sexier as Alice in the first RE over Leeloo...


Mira Sorvino - Replacement Killers
Ellen Barkin - in pretty much anything but I will pick Mad Dog Time

mofomisfit: Another Government Employee: mofomisfit: Amelie? AMELIE!?

FARK AMELIE!

Happily.

At any time

In any place.

No, you wouldn't fark her, you'd make cute, quirky, saccharine, oh-so-precious love with her.

/seriously, fark that movie

You have no idea what you are talking about, so please quit while you are behind.

mofomisfit: Another Government Employee: mofomisfit: Amelie? AMELIE!?

FARK AMELIE!

Happily.

At any time

In any place.

No, you wouldn't fark her, you'd make cute, quirky, saccharine, oh-so-precious love with her.

/seriously, fark that movie

I hate the french, and I loved that film.

SobrietyFighter: yes please

You should watch Spartacus- Blood and Sand. She pretty much get's nekkid every week. The part where she had the slave girl ummmm..."prep" her for her husband was quite nice...

NSFW Link (new window)

No Sean Bean, in anything. List is wrong.

lobootomy: Sexiest performance I've seen in years in an otherwise "meh" movie:

I could've hit the screen from the 10th row back, subby.

God, no farking doubt. I've always thought that she was hotter than hell, and that was as close to porn as she's ever going to do.

JerseyTim: I thought Maggie Gylenhall was ridiculously sexy in Stranger than Fiction. I know there are roles with more skin and whatnot, but her character was just so damn sexy. She was smart, independent and confident.

And cooking in the kitchen in many of her scenes.

Han Solo pulled off the 70's v-neck collared shirt with chest hair poking out in a way that no one else could. It is still sexy. A swash-buckling rogue who THINKS he doesn't need anyone, but under all that he's softie that only wants to love and be loved. He just needs a woman's touch. Every woman's dream. A+.

/Susan Sarandon from Bull Durham would also go on my list

JerseyTim: I thought Maggie Gylenhall was ridiculously sexy in Stranger than Fiction.

How the hell does she do it? How the hell does a woman with a face like a grandmother pull off such inviting feline sexuality?

How about ANY character played by Zooey Deschanel?




/hot, but not nearly as hot as she is.

galactus5000: mofomisfit: Another Government Employee: mofomisfit: Amelie? AMELIE!?

FARK AMELIE!

Happily.

At any time

In any place.

No, you wouldn't fark her, you'd make cute, quirky, saccharine, oh-so-precious love with her.

/seriously, fark that movie

You have no idea what you are talking about, so please quit while you are behind.

You're right! Opinions can be objectively wrong!

Dumbass.

howdyyall9999: SobrietyFighter: yes please

You should watch Spartacus- Blood and Sand. She pretty much get's nekkid every week. The part where she had the slave girl ummmm..."prep" her for her husband was quite nice...

NSFW Link (new window)

My favorite sex scene from that TV show (a guilty pleasure, to be sure) is when she has her husband buttfark one of the slave girls for her viewing pleasure. That series makes 300 seem positively demure.

Clarence Potter: howdyyall9999: SobrietyFighter: yes please

You should watch Spartacus- Blood and Sand. She pretty much get's nekkid every week. The part where she had the slave girl ummmm..."prep" her for her husband was quite nice...

NSFW Link (new window)

My favorite sex scene from that TV show (a guilty pleasure, to be sure) is when she has her husband buttfark one of the slave girls for her viewing pleasure. That series makes 300 seem positively demure.

Sounds like I need to add this show to my torrent list.

Nobody has the stones to say it, so I will.

Ecobuckeye: not the duck.

OMG Lea was hot in that movie. Not hot enough, to ever watch that crap that almost makes Phantom Menace look good, but damn she was hot in it.

No Catwoman from Batman Returns = fail list.

howdyyall9999: SobrietyFighter: yes please

You should watch Spartacus- Blood and Sand. She pretty much get's nekkid every week. The part where she had the slave girl ummmm..."prep" her for her husband was quite nice...

NSFW Link (new window)

I like Spartacus but the recent episodes have way too much rod.

wpmulligan: Nobody has the stones to say it, so I will.

Somewhat interesting, but I'll pass.