That was NOT what i was expecting to see.

Cheesy!

/sorry...

iVomit

Actually, the "oh-gawd-they-just-opened-the-Ark-of-the-Covenant melting face" goes with Mr. Jobs the best.

OH GOD! HIS 'I's!

Jesus, you Apple cultists are f*cking weird.

Give me back that filet o'face. Give me that face.

...

WHAT THE HELL!!??

Not only did someone go through the trouble of carving a giant Steve Jobs head out of mozzarella cheese, they've also given detailed instructions on how to make your very own. In three varieties, no less!

Of course, Apple has to approve your Steve Jobs cheese head before putting it in their app store. And tough shiat if they're developing a Steve Jobs cheese head of their own.

I finally know the answer to: "What do you get when you cross the most obnoxious football fans with the most obnoxious computer zombies."

Not was I was expecting. In fact, it was a little creepier than I was expecting.

Can't sleep, Steve Jobs'll eat me...

Can't sleep, Steve Jobs'll eat me...

Can't sleep, Steve Jobs'll eat me...

Can't sleep, Steve Jobs'll eat me...

Can't sleep, Steve Jobs'll eat me...

Can't sleep, Steve Jobs'll eat me...

Can't sleep, Steve Jobs'll eat me...

Can't sleep, Steve Jobs'll eat me...

Can't sleep, Steve Jobs'll eat me...

Can't sleep, Steve Jobs'll eat me...

I'd introduce that to the Ark of the Covenant of my microwave.

/fon to due

It's Jobs the Baptist!

I'll just leave this here:

That is just weird.

/ Serve with fava beans and a nice chianti?

Fail trifecta.

Culinary fail.

Art fail.

Culinary art fail.

Subby has obviously never beheld the John Goodman jello mold.

Well that's the most surreal thing I've seen in the last day.

Who imagined that on Steve Jobs' body chasing them out of their house in the middle of the night?

Now that is a good photoshop meme...

Well, when you consider that most apple fanboys are used to eating other body parts of Steve, it's not much of a stretch.

The stretch would have been if they did Steve's other body part and managed to photograph it before the fanboys gulped it down at a low low price of 50$ 150$ a bite.


_/casting

tothekor: It's Jobs the Baptist!

*golf clap*

/Came in to make a "Bring me Job's head on a silver platter" comment.
//Yours was much more elegant.

I feel all backed up in my insides.

©

Jobs is the head cheese at Apple.

So if they made it out of cheddar, it would have been the jaundiced, liver failure version of Jobs?

Gussie Fink-Nottle: That is just weird.

/ Serve with fava beans and a nice chianti?

DAAAAAAMMMMNNNN YYYOOOOUUUUU!!!!

That was *my* line.

/sulking

Mad Scientist: So if they made it out of cheddar, it would have been the jaundiced, liver failure version of Jobs?

Marbled cheddar, maybe.

belhade: Gussie Fink-Nottle: That is just weird.

/ Serve with fava beans and a nice chianti?

DAAAAAAMMMMNNNN YYYOOOOUUUUU!!!!

That was *my* line.

/sulking

F-F-F-F-F-F-F...

/thats the sucking noise

Makh: There will be a Balmer head like clockwork coming out of Microsoft. Just you wait.

And then Apple will be suing for patent infringement, claiming that they have exclusive rights to have cheese.

belhade: Gussie Fink-Nottle: That is just weird.

/ Serve with fava beans and a nice chianti?

DAAAAAAMMMMNNNN YYYOOOOUUUUU!!!!

That was *my* line.

/sulking

You can always quote Ravenous.

/Stew ala Steve Jobs

Oh!! The cat's eaten it.

It is creepy because it crosses into the Uncanny Valbert.

When a cheese looks and acts almost human, it causes a response of revulsion among human observers.

some of these Mac people make Scientologists look normal

That looks more like Ringo.

If it was Jobs they would have had a stupid turtle neck.

tothekor: It's Jobs the Baptist!

I will kiss your mouth, Jobs the Baptist.

When do they start taking pre-orders? I want one so bad!

Does is support Flash?

My first thought:

I would be torn between melting it with a blowtorch and going feral and biting out one of his eyeballs.

at80eighty: some of these Mac people make Scientologists look normal

Hey, let's not go overboard...

/iScientology?
//horrifying

Needs mice.