Inspecting Lincoln's Log

Abraslam Pinkin'

Taft was so big he got stuck in a bathtub.

/Needs more wah-wah pedal.
/Bow-chicka-wow-wow.

William Henry Harrison: Premature Evacuation

I'll skip the James Buchanan chapter. I'm really not into that.

But were any of them called the Vanilla Gorilla?

Chapters...

George "Cherry Tree" Washington
Sam "Beer Goggles" Adams
Thomas "Movin on up" Jefferson

...you gotta do these things in order people.

Washington Slept Here. And Here. And once over on the windowsill with the maid...

The Truth About Andrew "Jacking" Jackson

Why Teddy Roosevelt and "Bull Moose" go together.

Franklin Roosevelt Does it Four Times

Mamie Eisenhoover.

ipirate: Chapters...

George "Cherry Tree" Washington
Sam "Beer Goggles" Adams
Thomas "Movin on up" Jefferson

...you gotta do these things in order people.

Sam Adams?

POTUS Coitus

Herbert "Sucks Like A" Hoover.

HaywoodJablonski: Abraslam Pinkin'

I thought it was Gaybraham Lincoln (pops, NSFW)

...starring Richard Nixon as Tricky Dick

Nightsweat: Washington Slept Here. And Here. And once over on the windowsill with the maid...

The Truth About Andrew "Jacking" Jackson

Why Teddy Roosevelt and "Bull Moose" go together.

Franklin Roosevelt Does it Four Times

Mamie Eisenhoover.

Lyndon "El BJ" Johnson

Nightsweat: ipirate: Chapters...

George "Cherry Tree" Washington
Sam "Beer Goggles" Adams
Thomas "Movin on up" Jefferson

...you gotta do these things in order people.

Sam Adams?

He was president right after Benjamin Franklin and before Alexander Hamilton. You can look it up.

There is a chapter about scatalogical interests:

Tippecanoe and Tyler's Pooh

Can't wait for the chapter on the Grover Cleveland Steamer.

Gotta love Larry.
The least slimy democrat operative ever.

Super Chronic: Can't wait for the chapter on the Grover Cleveland Steamer.

He did that to his mistress on two non-consecutive occasions.

Abraham Lincoln was a good ol' man
Jumped out the window with his dick in his hand
He said "'scuse me ladies, I'm doin' my duty"
"Bend over now and give me that booty."

Ah, grade school playground rhymes.

I'd buy the book and have a subscription to Hustler if Larry Flynt wasn't such a disgusting person.

From just last week: http://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2010/03/11/Hustler-loses-bid-for-crime-scene-phot os/UPI-76791268340399/

Do I really have to be thankful to him for protecting free speech?

No voting?

So far I'm liking From Johnson to Bush and POTUS Coitus.

Sure there's a ton more?

Super Chronic: Nightsweat: ipirate: Chapters...

George "Cherry Tree" Washington
Sam "Beer Goggles" Adams
Thomas "Movin on up" Jefferson

...you gotta do these things in order people.

Sam Adams?

He was president right after Benjamin Franklin and before Alexander Hamilton. You can look it up.

How silly of me. I thought he was right after George Jefferson and before Michael Jackson.

Nightsweat: The Truth About Andrew "Jacking" Jackson

He wasn't called Old Hickory for nothin'. Back in the early 19th Century, they didn't have all these wonderful silicon vibrating objects we have today. No, back then you had to rely on your carving and sanding skills. If your sanding skills weren't up to snuff, then you'd better be good at splinter removal. Because back in those days, an infected splinter could kill ya. Anyhow, hickory wood was renown for its hardness and toughness. It would have been really embarrassing to have a nickname like "Bendy Willow" or "Old Balsa wood".

Last week, my cable company dropped Hustler TV as one of the channels they provide. Bastards.

Thomas, "f" her, son
Zachary "Tail her"
Franklin Pierce-d hymen
Rutherford B. "Rough with her" Hayes
Chester A"nal" Arthur
Benjamin "Been jammin'" Harrison
Woodrow Wilson
Warren G. Harding
Franklin D"ick" Roosevelt
"The Beast With Two" Barack"s" Obama

Washington, Washing, Ton.
That farker had like 30 goddamn dicks. nsfw, language

/he's coming
//he's coming
///he's coming

We really need a book cover photoshop contest for this.

Thomas 'Mocachino" Jefferson

title White House - Redlight

Godscrack: Maybe Flynt can get Justine Lai to illustrate the book. NSFW^

Lol I was thinking of just that.

Yeah, I'm bored. Still stuck home recuperating. A little consolidation of the thread thus far, and I'll fill in the rest:

1. George "Cherry Popper" Washington
2. John "Autoerotic Asphyxiation" Adams
3. Thomas "Chocolate Rain" Jefferson
4. James "Shocker" Madison
5. James "Snowblow" Monroe
6. John Quincy "I Also Like Autoerotic Asphyxiation" Adams
7. Andrew "Big Dickory" Jackson
8. Martin "Do You Wanna See The Back Of My" Van Buren
9. William Henry "I Like It Hairy" Harrison
10. John "Tippecanoe & Tyler's Poo" Tyler
11. James Knox "Knock It & Poke It" Polk
12. Zachary "Nail Her" Taylor
13. Millard "Fillerup" Filmore
14. Franklin "Cock Piercing" Pierce
15. James "Bukkake" Buchanan
16. Abraham "Gaybraham Pinkin'" Lincoln
17. Andrew "Let's Just Say It, I'm A Dick" Johnson
18. Ulysses S. "I Won't Pay For It, But I'll Give You A" Grant
19. Rutherford B. "Rough Her Up In A Ford" Hayes
20. James "I Fark Orange Cats" Garfield
21. Chester A. "Don't You Wish Your Candidate Was Hot Like Bea" Arthur
22. Grover "Cleveland Steamer" Cleveland
23. Benjamin "It's So Hairy I Can't Even FIND It" Harrison
24. Grover "Cleveland Steamer Part II: Electric Bugaloo" Cleveland
25. William "Premature Assassination" McKinley
26. Theodore "Pink Teddy" Roosevelt
27. William Howard "Subscribe To My Feeder Site" Taft
28. Woodrow "Big Wood" Wilson
29. Warren "Hardon" Harding
30. Calvin "Silent Masturbating" Coolidge
31. Herbert "Sucks Like A" Hoover
32. Franklin D. "Four Times Is My Limit" Roosevelt
33. Harry S. "Give 'Em Penis, Harry" Truman
34. Dwight David "Double Ds" Eisenhower
35. John F. "Yeah, I Tapped That" Kennedy
36. Lyndon B "El BJ" Johnson
37. Richard M. "My Dick Is Tricky" Nixon
38. Gerald "Too Clumsy To Fark" Ford
39. James E. "I Thought About It While Yanking" Carter
40. Ronald "Mummy Penis" Reagan
41. George H.W. "My Face Looks Like A" Bush
42. William J. "Fat Girl Stimulus Package" Clinton
43. George W. "I Don't Need A Dick, I AM A DICK!" Bush
44. Barack "The Beast With Two Baracks" Obama

Apologies to all those I blatantly stole from.

IF I'm ever POTUS my chapter will be better than he Clinton, Kennedy, and Jefferson chapters all put together.

/Giggity

William Henry Harrison: POTUS Interruptus

Teddy Roosevelt was a real rough rider

Fillmore Girls.

The surprising new hit show, next on the WB.

Because it was his last name? Maybe subby meant there was more than one reason.