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		A boardwalk is a lovely place to have a wedding... provided that the boardwalk can support all of your chunky asses (thesun.co.uk)		43
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FishyFred		2010-03-18 10:47:47 AM

Wanted for questioning:

i.imgur.com

Sybarite		2010-03-18 11:30:17 AM

(Under the boardwalk) We're going down
(Under the boardwalk) We might just drown
(Under the boardwalk) Wood pierced my leg
(Under the boardwalk) Should've tried Jenny Craig
(Under the boardwalk, boardwalk)

I_Am_Weasel		2010-03-18 11:33:34 AM

I fail to see the issue. According to the article, the wedding went swimmingly.

jspenguin		2010-03-18 11:51:56 AM

Unavailable for comment

intensities.files.wordpress.com

gopher321		2010-03-18 01:20:15 PM

FishyFred: Wanted for questioning:

*puke*

*puke*

*puke*

*puke*

*bazooka barf*

kafleenthedonkey		2010-03-18 01:46:32 PM

I guess I'll have to pass.

Oldiron_79		2010-03-18 01:47:07 PM

Did boardwalk have a hotel on it?

CygnusDarius		2010-03-18 01:48:12 PM

gopher321: FishyFred: Wanted for questioning:

*puke*

*puke*

*puke*

*puke*

*bazooka barf*

Butterface.

palelizard		2010-03-18 01:49:03 PM

Oldiron_79: Did boardwalk have a hotel on it?

No, that costs like ten times as much.

CrankMyBlueSax		2010-03-18 01:50:15 PM

I_Am_Weasel		2010-03-18 01:50:24 PM

Oldiron_79: Did boardwalk have a hotel on it?

No, but apparently it was a pork place.

sugarmagnolia94		2010-03-18 01:50:48 PM

wooden walkway...platform...decking...

DOCK, people! it's a DOCK!

OniNeko		2010-03-18 01:51:54 PM

CygnusDarius: gopher321: FishyFred: Wanted for questioning:

*puke*

*puke*

*puke*

*puke*

*bazooka barf*

Butterface.

[studman69.jpg]

Also: obligatory "you know how I know you're gay?" post.

/think that wraps that up

Ramona A Stone		2010-03-18 01:53:14 PM

Here comes the bride
Fair fat and wide

palelizard		2010-03-18 01:56:49 PM

Sybarite: (Under the boardwalk) We're going down
(Under the boardwalk) We might just drown
(Under the boardwalk) Wood pierced my leg
(Under the boardwalk) Should've tried Jenny Craig
(Under the boardwalk, boardwalk)

It's like fa-a-alling in a river on your wedding day...

CygnusDarius		2010-03-18 01:57:56 PM

OniNeko: CygnusDarius: gopher321: FishyFred: Wanted for questioning:

*puke*

*puke*

*puke*

*puke*

*bazooka barf*

Butterface.

[studman69.jpg]

Also: obligatory "you know how I know you're gay?" post.

/think that wraps that up

Hey, just because I said butterface it doesn't mean I won't hit it.

Salmon		2010-03-18 01:58:31 PM

fat dykes from the last comments, maybe?

Pinko_Commie		2010-03-18 01:58:56 PM

Ramona A Stone: Here comes the bride
Fair fat and wide

I always thought it was "Short, Fat and Wide" :-)

chookbillion		2010-03-18 01:58:58 PM

That was a very large number of people they had crammed on that little dock in the photo in the article. I'm not surprised it collapsed. They should offer to repair it for the hotel.

Orgasmatron138		2010-03-18 01:59:03 PM

OniNeko: CygnusDarius: gopher321: FishyFred: Wanted for questioning:

*puke*

*puke*

*puke*

*puke*

*bazooka barf*

Butterface.

[studman69.jpg]

Also: obligatory "you know how I know you're gay?" post.

/think that wraps that up

Seriously? That's what we're considering hot?

Nice cleavage, but she's overtanned, too short for her legs to look good, and her face looks like a Fraggle.

borg7of9		2010-03-18 01:59:17 PM

Would have been funnier if they were in an elevator rather than a deck

tnpir		2010-03-18 01:59:40 PM

A boardwalk is a lovely place to have a wedding... provided that the boardwalk can support all of your chunky asses

"'Butt Pie.' That was a sequel to a movie I saw called 'Butt Cake.' It's about this butt....with...cake all over it."

/obscure?

MysticSavage		2010-03-18 02:00:08 PM

gopher321: FishyFred: Wanted for questioning:

*puke*

*puke*

*puke*

*puke*

*bazooka barf*

YAHTZEE!!

BlorfMaster		2010-03-18 02:04:16 PM

Ramona A Stone		2010-03-18 02:06:03 PM

Pinko_Commie: I always thought it was "Short, Fat and Wide" :-)

It might be big fat and wide, actually...

/3rd grade
//that was a loooong time ago

logophile		2010-03-18 02:10:13 PM

jspenguin: Unavailable for comment

dude. i'd award one internet, but i LOST it.

lordargent		2010-03-18 02:20:02 PM

Ai yo, get nice
Shoot dice
Skip the small talk
Son, advance to BOARDWALK
Collectin' properties and profits
Expand and make dough
Yo, slide past GO

Check the drama as the saga starts to unfold
To advance and pass GO and get the pot of gold
In the MEDITERRANEAN
Met this fly lady, and
She had two lovers
The rich Parker Brothers
On the run from the IRS for INCOME TAX
After this heist, son, we sittin' on stacks
In this new community lookin' for the Treasure Chest
Took a wrong left turn, fark it yo, nevertheless
It's my fault, kid
We ended up on BALTIC
Off course
But still we ain't takin' a loss
There he go, READING at the RAILROAD in his Porsche
Waitin' for his brother to come in on the iron horse

sylvar		2010-03-18 02:28:04 PM

Check the photo, read the article, and you'll see that:

(a) most of the people there were skinny
(b) one of the people was in an electric wheelchair

Ever tried to lift an electric wheelchair? Those farkers are heavy. The problem is that the dock wasn't suitable for a person with a disability.

lordargent		2010-03-18 02:41:40 PM

sylvar: (a) most of the people there were skinny

What photo are you looking at, most of those people in that 1st picture look kinda big to me.

draygonia		2010-03-18 02:43:24 PM

Sybarite: (Under the boardwalk) We're going down
(Under the boardwalk) We might just drown
(Under the boardwalk) Wood pierced my leg
(Under the boardwalk) Should've tried Jenny Craig
(Under the boardwalk, boardwalk)

Through in two.

Nice monopoly rap... unrelated though :D

palelizard		2010-03-18 02:55:41 PM

Ramona A Stone: Pinko_Commie: I always thought it was "Short, Fat and Wide" :-)

It might be big fat and wide, actually...

/3rd grade
//that was a loooong time ago

All fat and wide.

Gussie Fink-Nottle		2010-03-18 03:18:56 PM

Hope they didn't scare the fish.

/ been trout fishing there

Thud'nBlunder		2010-03-18 03:18:57 PM

It was a lovely wetting.

poot_rootbeer		2010-03-18 03:36:14 PM

CygnusDarius: Butterface.

Also butterchest, butterhips, butterbutt...
she's eaten and/or tanned with a lot of butter.

HiFiGuy		2010-03-18 03:49:40 PM

Chunky asses? But they're not American.

puckrock2000		2010-03-18 04:02:46 PM

Approves (new window)

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier		2010-03-18 04:26:23 PM

I_Am_Weasel: Oldiron_79: Did boardwalk have a hotel on it?

No, but apparently it was a pork place.

Probably had some B&O in there too

Rubberband Girl		2010-03-18 04:37:20 PM

I've never before seen wedding photos where the guests posed with the bride and groom en masse, so that's pretty weird to begin with. And even if all the guests were anorexic, fitting that many people on one dinky, wooden pier is just asking for trouble.

wheeitsme		2010-03-18 05:12:54 PM

1. The bride wasn't xtra large.

b. "Having reached dry land the bride refused to be put off and posed for photographs after her new sisters-in-law cleaned her muddied train with a fire hose."

MattyBlast		2010-03-18 06:23:02 PM

sn82		2010-03-18 11:58:32 PM

I guess they were petrified after this incident

DeadBaby		2010-03-19 03:11:12 AM

If this had happened in the US or UK there would have been some mention of a lawsuit.

zombietheclown		2010-03-19 06:22:15 PM

every time i hear the phrase "chunky asses" it reminds me of the beginning of the Golden Child where Eddie Murphy is staring at some guy with a porno mag

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