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(Daily Telegraph) Dumbass Gambling GILF grievously gyps guru, galled gaolers grab granny   (dailytelegraph.com.au) divider line 69
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King Something
2010-03-17 09:58:49 PM
Great Gandhi's ghost!
 
dj_bigbird [TotalFark]
2010-03-17 10:11:43 PM
+1 for using the term "gaolers"
 
Ghastly [TotalFark]
2010-03-17 10:16:59 PM
Gosh!
 
R.A.Danny [TotalFark]
2010-03-17 10:23:06 PM
Golly
 
PacManDreaming [TotalFark]
2010-03-17 10:28:55 PM
"Young gran stole for pokies addiction"

Yeah, her pokies are almost pokin' through her shirt.
 
R.A.Danny [TotalFark]
2010-03-17 10:33:16 PM
PacManDreaming: "Young gran stole for pokies addiction"

Yeah, her pokies are almost pokin' through her shirt.

Giggity
 
dj_bigbird [TotalFark]
2010-03-17 11:16:09 PM
Wait...a 39 yr old grandmother? It's clear that she has poor impulse control, along with her offspring.
 
R.A.Danny [TotalFark]
2010-03-17 11:51:22 PM
dj_bigbird: Wait...a 39 yr old grandmother? It's clear that she has poor impulse control, along with her offspring.

Not very long ago having a kid at 19 or 20 wasn't unusual at all.
 
log_jammin [TotalFark]
2010-03-18 12:01:33 AM
Grope
 
zymosan
2010-03-18 01:08:47 AM
I hate alliteration.
 
heap
2010-03-18 01:33:37 AM
i just wonder how the word 'gunt' has been avoided so far.
 
jingks
2010-03-18 04:33:53 AM
heap: i just wonder how the word 'gunt' has been avoided so far.

Got me?
 
texdent [TotalFark]
2010-03-18 04:40:16 AM
Gadzooks!
 
Diablo1399
2010-03-18 04:44:44 AM
Grouse!
 
Magic_Button
2010-03-18 04:55:17 AM
dj_bigbird: Wait...a 39 yr old grandmother? It's clear that she has poor impulse control, along with her offspring.

Pfft when I was 33 I met a buddy from grade school who was a grandfather .. his fifteen year old daughter just squeezed one out
 
Scorpinock
2010-03-18 04:56:53 AM
Ghastly (new window)
 
mauve'bib [TotalFark]
2010-03-18 05:02:24 AM
18 months for half a million dollars?

No one noticed for two years?

What the hell?

That consulting firm deserves to go out of business for having such loose control over their finances.
 
regretlesspanda
2010-03-18 05:05:39 AM
angelove: I recommend you a hot place.

I love you so much I'm going to sponsor you to TotalFark.
 
mauve'bib [TotalFark]
2010-03-18 05:07:02 AM
zymosan: I hate alliteration.

You're against awful alliteration?
 
cyks
2010-03-18 05:08:57 AM
FTA: Wesley Mission said part of the problem was machine settings allowed pokie addicts to lose up to $1200 an hour on a single machine.


I consider myself a pokie addict, but if I were to lose $1200 in an hour I'd put my right foot down... and then shake it all about, turn around, and well, stop playing. $1200/ hour is a hokey pokie problem.
 
EyeHateOnlineIdiots
2010-03-18 05:17:22 AM
amazing how much more sympathetic the austtalian and british media is when compared to american media. The subject of this article would never have been portrayed so sympathetically in american media.

/you may now return to your regularly scheduled nonsense
 
solitary
2010-03-18 05:21:39 AM
EyeHateOnlineIdiots: amazing how much more sympathetic the austtalian and british media is when compared to american media. The subject of this article would never have been portrayed so sympathetically in american media.

/you may now return to your regularly scheduled nonsense

well look at the size of her tits
 
Mmmm_Hogfat
2010-03-18 05:24:32 AM
I'd ante up and hit it
/Then quickly fold and GTFO
 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark]
2010-03-18 05:25:38 AM
Pokie in happier times:

www.childtherapytoys.com
 
raab
2010-03-18 05:26:03 AM
angelove: I recommend you a hot place

SATAN, I REBUKE THEE!
 
Father_Jack
2010-03-18 05:29:47 AM
im glad there was a pic of what an australian gambling addicted GILF might look like.
 
Mighty Tighty Whitey
2010-03-18 05:47:50 AM
NSFW here used as Not Safe For Weiner.
 
Mighty Tighty Whitey
2010-03-18 05:48:25 AM
Nor Weener.
 
farkin_Gary
2010-03-18 06:40:11 AM
Good grief.
 
vastrightwing
2010-03-18 06:46:25 AM
Yes, but she was a Victim of domestic violence.
 
MiamiBlues
2010-03-18 06:53:55 AM
dj_bigbird: Wait...a 39 yr old grandmother? It's clear that she has poor impulse control, along with her offspring.

meh - try 29 (new window)
 
bim1154
2010-03-18 07:29:24 AM
Mighty Tighty Whitey: There's a distinct lack of GILFs in here
For example these are what GILFs might look like:

While THIS (NSFW) is preferably NOT what a GILF might look like. (Yeah, you're gonna click it, you know it' snasty but you just can't stay away from the NSFW link can you?

Deauxma....is there nothing she won't do?

/fap fap fap
 
allthesametome
2010-03-18 08:28:27 AM
cyks:

I consider myself a pokie addict, but if I were to lose $1200 in an hour I'd put my right foot down... and then shake it all about, turn around, and well, stop playing. $1200/ hour is a hokey pokie problem.

I heart you

/That's what it's all about
 
Gunderson
2010-03-18 08:35:41 AM
www.pmcaregivers.com

For Someone who needs a GILF on the GO!
 
Dexter's Next Victim
2010-03-18 08:38:56 AM
"Problem gambling is a hidden illness," Mr Lucas said. "It's not like drugs and alcohol where you can see the effects of an addiction."

I've known a few gambling addicts and there is nothing hidden about it. Like drugs or alcohol, there is the lack of money and taking it from whatever source you can find. You lie, cheat or steal. There is shame involved just like drugs or alcohol. Your friends and family know you have a problem. I don't understand where this guy is coming from.

/seldom gambles
 
Harry Freakstorm [TotalFark]
2010-03-18 08:56:54 AM
resources1.news.com.au

The rest of her 2010 day planner

1 Apr Jail
2 Apr Jail
3 Apr Jail
4 Apr Jail Date with Wendy
5 Apr Jail Date with Darlena
6 Apr Jail Date with Darlena, Wendy and toilet plunger

and so on
 
DaddyRat
2010-03-18 08:59:34 AM
Again with the silly diminutive-as-slang-word thing? "Pokies" for "poker"? Really?

FFS, Australia. Grow another pair to replace the ones you once had.
 
JayR30
2010-03-18 09:01:36 AM
Gunderson: For Someone who needs a GILF on the GO!

You owe me for dental work after extreme bile and stomach acid bath my teeth and tongue just received.
 
pvd021
2010-03-18 09:04:40 AM
R.A.Danny
dj_bigbird: Wait...a 39 yr old grandmother? It's clear that she has poor impulse control, along with her offspring.

Not very long ago having a kid at 19 or 20 wasn't unusual at all.

Yes this was back in the day when your life expectancy was 40, and banging a sheep was considered 'good company.' This is just poor addicted white trash.
 
Lanny Budd
2010-03-18 09:04:43 AM
FYI, "gyp" is a slur against the Romani people. They don't have a very strong lobby, so the same people who would never dream of saying "That bastard jewed me down on the price" or "Those new neighbors sure nigguhd up their house" somehow feel no compunction about using gyp.

Of course, if it is your wont to go about metaphorically slandering Jews and our Afircan-American brothers and sisters, then by all means carry on.
 
Harry Freakstorm [TotalFark]
2010-03-18 09:05:07 AM
Dexter's Next Victim
"Problem gambling is a hidden illness," Mr Lucas said. "It's not like drugs and alcohol where you can see the effects of an addiction."

I've known a few gambling addicts and there is nothing hidden about it. Like drugs or alcohol, there is the lack of money and taking it from whatever source you can find. You lie, cheat or steal. There is shame involved just like drugs or alcohol. Your friends and family know you have a problem. I don't understand where this guy is coming from.

/seldom gambles

The Mother in Law has gambled away about 80k of her home. The really sad fact about this addiction is that the casinos have a mechanism to attract problem gamblers like her. Every month she get a nice letter from the Casino Queen in East St. Louis offering her $5 and a free meal. All she has to do is show up. For an 86 year old lonely widow that's a great deal. Half of the Casino Queen's clientele is retirees.

Some of the other places really push the offers. One in Tunica sends a friend of the wife's $200 in fun money knowing full well he'll drop that and another thousand. He's lost the house, job and truck but he's due for a really big win. Just don't tell his wife he's gambling. She thinks he's out looking for work (wink wink nudge nudge)
 
DirtyOldGeek
2010-03-18 09:06:01 AM
FGFM

www.richardemery.com
 
dan2600
2010-03-18 09:13:42 AM
img90.imageshack.us


Wanted for questioning

/if you missed the new episode last night, watch it now.
 
BahdaBoom
2010-03-18 09:13:44 AM
Link (new window)

no Austrailian chapter?
 
busboy207
2010-03-18 09:25:58 AM
Just knew pics of Kelly Leigh or Claudia Marie would be in here

/guess not
 
wookie1
2010-03-18 09:38:52 AM
Granny's got a gut, but I gotta get my gloves on her great big gazungas
 
mitEj [TotalFark]
2010-03-18 09:43:07 AM
Mighty Tighty Whitey: There's a distinct lack of GILFs in here
For example these are what GILFs might look like:

While THIS (NSFW) is preferably NOT what a GILF might look like. (Yeah, you're gonna click it, you know it' snasty but you just can't stay away from the NSFW link can you?

What is the name of the top lady there?

And for the record I would be all over that.
 
Biv
2010-03-18 09:44:14 AM
Mighty Tighty Whitey: There's a distinct lack of GILFs in here

And there still is.

And since when is lack of self control called addition? Gambling addiction my ass.
 
Dexter's Next Victim
2010-03-18 09:47:27 AM
Harry Freakstorm The Mother in Law has gambled away about 80k of her home. The really sad fact about this addiction is that the casinos have a mechanism to attract problem gamblers like her. Every month she get a nice letter from the Casino Queen in East St. Louis offering her $5 and a free meal. All she has to do is show up. For an 86 year old lonely widow that's a great deal. Half of the Casino Queen's clientele is retirees.

Some of the other places really push the offers. One in Tunica sends a friend of the wife's $200 in fun money knowing full well he'll drop that and another thousand. He's lost the house, job and truck but he's due for a really big win. Just don't tell his wife he's gambling. She thinks he's out looking for work (wink wink nudge nudge)

I know enough about casinos that you get points on cards you put into the machine. They usually don't offer much like you said a few dollars back and meals. I have a friend in Colorado who told me they used to offer free hotel rooms when they first opened up years ago without spending a lot of money. Nowadays the freebees are pretty cheap.

I sometimes go to Windover, Nevada to play but haven't been there in several months and don't have a desire to go back soon. I guess if one of my friends wanted to go I might consider it.
 
Strik3r
2010-03-18 09:47:40 AM
Biv: Mighty Tighty Whitey: There's a distinct lack of GILFs in here

And there still is.

And since when is lack of self control called addition? Gambling addiction my ass.


LOL So.... some with a lack of control over their auromobile has a crashing addiction?
 
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