Great Gandhi's ghost!

I hate alliteration.

i just wonder how the word 'gunt' has been avoided so far.

heap: i just wonder how the word 'gunt' has been avoided so far.

Got me?

Grouse!

dj_bigbird: Wait...a 39 yr old grandmother? It's clear that she has poor impulse control, along with her offspring.

Pfft when I was 33 I met a buddy from grade school who was a grandfather .. his fifteen year old daughter just squeezed one out

Ghastly (new window)

angelove: I recommend you a hot place.

I love you so much I'm going to sponsor you to TotalFark.

FTA: Wesley Mission said part of the problem was machine settings allowed pokie addicts to lose up to $1200 an hour on a single machine.


I consider myself a pokie addict, but if I were to lose $1200 in an hour I'd put my right foot down... and then shake it all about, turn around, and well, stop playing. $1200/ hour is a hokey pokie problem.

amazing how much more sympathetic the austtalian and british media is when compared to american media. The subject of this article would never have been portrayed so sympathetically in american media.

/you may now return to your regularly scheduled nonsense

EyeHateOnlineIdiots: amazing how much more sympathetic the austtalian and british media is when compared to american media. The subject of this article would never have been portrayed so sympathetically in american media.

/you may now return to your regularly scheduled nonsense

well look at the size of her tits

I'd ante up and hit it
/Then quickly fold and GTFO

angelove: I recommend you a hot place

SATAN, I REBUKE THEE!

im glad there was a pic of what an australian gambling addicted GILF might look like.

NSFW here used as Not Safe For Weiner.

Nor Weener.

Good grief.

Yes, but she was a Victim of domestic violence.

dj_bigbird: Wait...a 39 yr old grandmother? It's clear that she has poor impulse control, along with her offspring.

meh - try 29 (new window)

Mighty Tighty Whitey: There's a distinct lack of GILFs in here
For example these are what GILFs might look like:

While THIS (NSFW) is preferably NOT what a GILF might look like. (Yeah, you're gonna click it, you know it' snasty but you just can't stay away from the NSFW link can you?

Deauxma....is there nothing she won't do?

/fap fap fap

cyks:

I consider myself a pokie addict, but if I were to lose $1200 in an hour I'd put my right foot down... and then shake it all about, turn around, and well, stop playing. $1200/ hour is a hokey pokie problem.

I heart you

/That's what it's all about

For Someone who needs a GILF on the GO!

"Problem gambling is a hidden illness," Mr Lucas said. "It's not like drugs and alcohol where you can see the effects of an addiction."

I've known a few gambling addicts and there is nothing hidden about it. Like drugs or alcohol, there is the lack of money and taking it from whatever source you can find. You lie, cheat or steal. There is shame involved just like drugs or alcohol. Your friends and family know you have a problem. I don't understand where this guy is coming from.

/seldom gambles

The rest of her 2010 day planner

1 Apr Jail
2 Apr Jail
3 Apr Jail
4 Apr Jail Date with Wendy
5 Apr Jail Date with Darlena
6 Apr Jail Date with Darlena, Wendy and toilet plunger

and so on

Again with the silly diminutive-as-slang-word thing? "Pokies" for "poker"? Really?

FFS, Australia. Grow another pair to replace the ones you once had.

R.A.Danny
dj_bigbird: Wait...a 39 yr old grandmother? It's clear that she has poor impulse control, along with her offspring.

Not very long ago having a kid at 19 or 20 wasn't unusual at all.

Yes this was back in the day when your life expectancy was 40, and banging a sheep was considered 'good company.' This is just poor addicted white trash.

FYI, "gyp" is a slur against the Romani people. They don't have a very strong lobby, so the same people who would never dream of saying "That bastard jewed me down on the price" or "Those new neighbors sure nigguhd up their house" somehow feel no compunction about using gyp.

Of course, if it is your wont to go about metaphorically slandering Jews and our Afircan-American brothers and sisters, then by all means carry on.

Dexter's Next Victim
"Problem gambling is a hidden illness," Mr Lucas said. "It's not like drugs and alcohol where you can see the effects of an addiction."

I've known a few gambling addicts and there is nothing hidden about it. Like drugs or alcohol, there is the lack of money and taking it from whatever source you can find. You lie, cheat or steal. There is shame involved just like drugs or alcohol. Your friends and family know you have a problem. I don't understand where this guy is coming from.

/seldom gambles

The Mother in Law has gambled away about 80k of her home. The really sad fact about this addiction is that the casinos have a mechanism to attract problem gamblers like her. Every month she get a nice letter from the Casino Queen in East St. Louis offering her $5 and a free meal. All she has to do is show up. For an 86 year old lonely widow that's a great deal. Half of the Casino Queen's clientele is retirees.

Some of the other places really push the offers. One in Tunica sends a friend of the wife's $200 in fun money knowing full well he'll drop that and another thousand. He's lost the house, job and truck but he's due for a really big win. Just don't tell his wife he's gambling. She thinks he's out looking for work (wink wink nudge nudge)

FGFM

Wanted for questioning

/if you missed the new episode last night, watch it now.

Link (new window)

no Austrailian chapter?

Just knew pics of Kelly Leigh or Claudia Marie would be in here

/guess not

Granny's got a gut, but I gotta get my gloves on her great big gazungas

Mighty Tighty Whitey: There's a distinct lack of GILFs in here

And there still is.

And since when is lack of self control called addition? Gambling addiction my ass.

Harry Freakstorm The Mother in Law has gambled away about 80k of her home. The really sad fact about this addiction is that the casinos have a mechanism to attract problem gamblers like her. Every month she get a nice letter from the Casino Queen in East St. Louis offering her $5 and a free meal. All she has to do is show up. For an 86 year old lonely widow that's a great deal. Half of the Casino Queen's clientele is retirees.

Some of the other places really push the offers. One in Tunica sends a friend of the wife's $200 in fun money knowing full well he'll drop that and another thousand. He's lost the house, job and truck but he's due for a really big win. Just don't tell his wife he's gambling. She thinks he's out looking for work (wink wink nudge nudge)

I know enough about casinos that you get points on cards you put into the machine. They usually don't offer much like you said a few dollars back and meals. I have a friend in Colorado who told me they used to offer free hotel rooms when they first opened up years ago without spending a lot of money. Nowadays the freebees are pretty cheap.

I sometimes go to Windover, Nevada to play but haven't been there in several months and don't have a desire to go back soon. I guess if one of my friends wanted to go I might consider it.

Biv: Mighty Tighty Whitey: There's a distinct lack of GILFs in here

And there still is.

And since when is lack of self control called addition? Gambling addiction my ass.


LOL So.... some with a lack of control over their auromobile has a crashing addiction?