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2010-03-18 12:10:17 AM
What about the smoking man?
 
2010-03-18 03:31:01 AM
Sleeping man, sleeping man. Sleeping man hates freezing man. They have a fight, sleeping man wins. Sleeping man.
 
2010-03-18 06:55:48 AM
Those aren't pillows!
 
2010-03-18 07:02:39 AM
The guy went to a jay z show, so he probably has a habit of doing stupid things.
 
2010-03-18 07:16:09 AM
Eh, sounds like more useless Megaman slash fic.
 
2010-03-18 07:17:09 AM
Sleeping man, sleeping man. Sleeping man hates freezing man. They have a fight, sleeping man wins. Sleeping man.

You can't do that to people! Now it will be stuck in my head all day!
 
2010-03-18 07:24:06 AM
He was charged with armed robbery and entering a premises with intent, and will appear in the Ipswich Children's Court next week.


For some reason that sounds so cute to me.
 
2010-03-18 07:28:16 AM
Calamormine: Sleeping man, sleeping man. Sleeping man hates freezing man. They have a fight, sleeping man wins. Sleeping man.

Dear God, it's too early in the morning. I laughed like a mental patient at this.
 
2010-03-18 07:28:23 AM
Dead Things Mikey Dead Things: Sleeping man, sleeping man. Sleeping man hates freezing man. They have a fight, sleeping man wins. Sleeping man.

You can't do that to people! Now it will be stuck in my head all day!


The Sun is a mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace,
where hydrogen is built into helium at a temperature of millions of degrees.

/that better?
 
2010-03-18 07:43:01 AM
I laughed when his name was Frank Fontana, then vowed to stab my brain with a q-tip once I realized that was the name of a character on Murphy Brown, and that my brain is too full of useless shiat.
 
2010-03-18 07:46:14 AM
pipco: The guy went to a jay z show, so he probably has a habit of doing stupid things.

Hi Noel
 
2010-03-18 07:46:36 AM
FTA: Police said Fontana kept the man at bay until police arrived but didn't hit him with the bat.

Smart man. Avoided having this completely turned around on him.
 
2010-03-18 08:00:09 AM
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"I feel shocked, Cotton!"

/hot
 
2010-03-18 08:02:58 AM
Calamormine: Sleeping man, sleeping man. Sleeping man hates freezing man. They have a fight, sleeping man wins. Sleeping man.

Came to make sure this was covered. You guys are on the ball today.
 
2010-03-18 08:09:29 AM
Calamormine: Sleeping man, sleeping man. Sleeping man hates freezing man. They have a fight, sleeping man wins. Sleeping man.

Came to make sure... thanks for taking care of it.
 
2010-03-18 08:14:31 AM
MentalMoment--Those aren't pillows!

I salute you! Excellent way to start the morning.
 
2010-03-18 08:17:09 AM
Any other Pittsburghers hear this guy on DVE this morning?

Hilarious.
 
2010-03-18 08:30:30 AM
I think the rape scene went really well Charlie.
 
2010-03-18 08:33:28 AM
Calamormine:
Sleeping man, sleeping man. Sleeping man hates freezing man. They have a fight, sleeping man wins. Sleeping man.

TMBG fans are like the Furries of music. Geeky, pop up when you least expect them, slightly annoying, but a nagging little voice tells you they might be on to something fun if you'd just loosen up a bit.
 
2010-03-18 08:36:18 AM
xrayvision.today.com

Headline made me think of this for some reason.

/Hot to warm you up.
 
2010-03-18 08:40:16 AM
Seriously, it's always better to go with warmth, compassion and intimacy, especially at the beginning of a relationship like this.
 
2010-03-18 08:41:00 AM
Call me Ishmael.

/not obscure among the well read
 
2010-03-18 08:44:30 AM
Mad Scientist: Call me Ishmael.

/not obscure among the well read


That shouldn't even be obscure among 10 year olds. But it probably is.
 
2010-03-18 08:44:34 AM
It's funny because only Farksters can make jokes.
 
2010-03-18 08:44:54 AM
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2010-03-18 09:01:42 AM
"Fontana says he asked whether it was a woman who has keys to his home - and he grabbed a baseball bat when a deep male voice answered, "No, it's not."

I lol'd at this. I read it as if a couple dozen women had keys to his home. Maybe they do.
 
2010-03-18 09:03:17 AM
Evilhippie: He was charged with armed robbery and entering a premises with intent, and will appear in the Ipswich Children's Court next week.


For some reason that sounds so cute to me.


Wrong thread Sparky! But you're right, it DOES sound cute :)
 
2010-03-18 09:03:45 AM
fiset35: I lol'd at this. I read it as if a couple dozen women had keys to his home. Maybe they do.

"Hey, what's this? Is this a woman who has keys to my home?"

"No, it's not."

Ha!
 
2010-03-18 09:05:24 AM
"Fontana says he asked whether it was a woman who has keys to his home."

I know in reality he asked something like "Is that you, Susan?", but it's funnier to imagine that he literally asked "Is this some woman who has keys to my home?"
 
2010-03-18 09:19:56 AM
lukelightning: I know in reality he asked something like "Is that you, Susan?", but it's funnier to imagine that he literally asked "Is this some woman who has keys to my home?"

Then the porn music starts up.
 
2010-03-18 09:21:16 AM
I thought this once happened to me when I was at boy scout camp but it turned out to be just a dream.
 
2010-03-18 09:26:50 AM
Calamormine: Sleeping man, sleeping man. Sleeping man hates freezing man. They have a fight, sleeping man wins. Sleeping man.

At least it wasn't the Night Man.
 
2010-03-18 09:34:25 AM
Ugh. Cold boyfriends in bed are the worst.
 
2010-03-18 09:35:55 AM
SphericalTime: Ugh. Cold boyfriends in bed are the worst.

Worse than Frito toenails? Or is it a collective thing?
 
2010-03-18 09:40:19 AM
SphericalTime: Ugh. Cold boyfriends in bed are the worst, I bet.

www.futurama-madhouse.com.ar
 
2010-03-18 10:00:43 AM
No Such Agency: Calamormine:
Sleeping man, sleeping man. Sleeping man hates freezing man. They have a fight, sleeping man wins. Sleeping man.

TMBG fans are like the Furries of music erections. Geeky, pop up when you least expect them, slightly annoying, but a nagging little voice tells you they might be on to something fun if you'd just loosen up a bit.


FTFY
 
2010-03-18 10:01:59 AM
Agent Nick Fury: Any other Pittsburghers hear this guy on DVE this morning?

Hilarious.


Ha ha, I just listened to it. Also the video is classic Pittsburgh:

Link (new window)
 
2010-03-18 10:27:48 AM
No Such Agency: Calamormine:
Sleeping man, sleeping man. Sleeping man hates freezing man. They have a fight, sleeping man wins. Sleeping man.

TMBG fans are like the Furries of music. Geeky, pop up when you least expect them, slightly annoying, but a nagging little voice tells you they might be on to something fun if you'd just loosen up a bit.


For some reason that last bit never really occurred to me about furries.
 
2010-03-18 10:39:03 AM
Popsicle toes?
 
2010-03-18 10:44:02 AM
Can he fight particle man and win? What about triangle man? He's undefeated.
 
2010-03-18 10:48:13 AM
androidcommunity.com

High threes all around.

/hot as hell
 
2010-03-18 11:18:48 AM
Sleeping man. Cold man. Worst superhero names ever. Reminds me of Whose Line Is It Anyway?
 
2010-03-18 01:38:28 PM
Should have gone to Philadelphia if he wanted some brotherly love.

/not to put too fine a point on it: say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
 
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2010-03-18 08:20:39 PM
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2010-03-19 03:43:39 AM
grinderman: Can he fight particle man and win? What about triangle man? He's undefeated.

Particle man... does he get the water or does the water get him?

/my god... is that from what I think it's from?
 
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