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cretinbob [TotalFark]
2010-03-18 12:10:17 AM
What about the smoking man?
 
Calamormine [TotalFark]
2010-03-18 03:31:01 AM
Sleeping man, sleeping man. Sleeping man hates freezing man. They have a fight, sleeping man wins. Sleeping man.
 
MentalMoment
2010-03-18 06:55:48 AM
Those aren't pillows!
 
pipco
2010-03-18 07:02:39 AM
The guy went to a jay z show, so he probably has a habit of doing stupid things.
 
bill4935
2010-03-18 07:16:09 AM
Eh, sounds like more useless Megaman slash fic.
 
Dead Things Mikey Dead Things
2010-03-18 07:17:09 AM
Sleeping man, sleeping man. Sleeping man hates freezing man. They have a fight, sleeping man wins. Sleeping man.

You can't do that to people! Now it will be stuck in my head all day!
 
Evilhippie
2010-03-18 07:24:06 AM
He was charged with armed robbery and entering a premises with intent, and will appear in the Ipswich Children's Court next week.


For some reason that sounds so cute to me.
 
tom servo bit me
2010-03-18 07:28:16 AM
Calamormine: Sleeping man, sleeping man. Sleeping man hates freezing man. They have a fight, sleeping man wins. Sleeping man.

Dear God, it's too early in the morning. I laughed like a mental patient at this.
 
IAMTHEINTARWEBS
2010-03-18 07:28:23 AM
Dead Things Mikey Dead Things: Sleeping man, sleeping man. Sleeping man hates freezing man. They have a fight, sleeping man wins. Sleeping man.

You can't do that to people! Now it will be stuck in my head all day!

The Sun is a mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace,
where hydrogen is built into helium at a temperature of millions of degrees.

/that better?
 
Slam Bradley
2010-03-18 07:43:01 AM
I laughed when his name was Frank Fontana, then vowed to stab my brain with a q-tip once I realized that was the name of a character on Murphy Brown, and that my brain is too full of useless shiat.
 
LewDux
2010-03-18 07:46:14 AM
pipco: The guy went to a jay z show, so he probably has a habit of doing stupid things.

Hi Noel
 
Ol' Jalopy
2010-03-18 07:46:36 AM
FTA: Police said Fontana kept the man at bay until police arrived but didn't hit him with the bat.

Smart man. Avoided having this completely turned around on him.
 
Sardonic_Padre
2010-03-18 08:00:09 AM
profile.ak.fbcdn.net
"I feel shocked, Cotton!"

/hot
 
bugmn99
2010-03-18 08:02:58 AM
Calamormine: Sleeping man, sleeping man. Sleeping man hates freezing man. They have a fight, sleeping man wins. Sleeping man.

Came to make sure this was covered. You guys are on the ball today.
 
sasbazooka
2010-03-18 08:09:29 AM
Calamormine: Sleeping man, sleeping man. Sleeping man hates freezing man. They have a fight, sleeping man wins. Sleeping man.

Came to make sure... thanks for taking care of it.
 
kerowynsmom
2010-03-18 08:14:31 AM
MentalMoment--Those aren't pillows!

I salute you! Excellent way to start the morning.
 
Agent Nick Fury
2010-03-18 08:17:09 AM
Any other Pittsburghers hear this guy on DVE this morning?

Hilarious.
 
Jimsus
2010-03-18 08:30:30 AM
I think the rape scene went really well Charlie.
 
No Such Agency
2010-03-18 08:33:28 AM
Calamormine:
Sleeping man, sleeping man. Sleeping man hates freezing man. They have a fight, sleeping man wins. Sleeping man.

TMBG fans are like the Furries of music. Geeky, pop up when you least expect them, slightly annoying, but a nagging little voice tells you they might be on to something fun if you'd just loosen up a bit.
 
Archie Goodwin [TotalFark]
2010-03-18 08:36:18 AM
xrayvision.today.com

Headline made me think of this for some reason.

/Hot to warm you up.
 
theorellior [TotalFark]
2010-03-18 08:40:16 AM
Seriously, it's always better to go with warmth, compassion and intimacy, especially at the beginning of a relationship like this.
 
Mad Scientist
2010-03-18 08:41:00 AM
Call me Ishmael.

/not obscure among the well read
 
thamike
2010-03-18 08:44:30 AM
Mad Scientist: Call me Ishmael.

/not obscure among the well read

That shouldn't even be obscure among 10 year olds. But it probably is.
 
yakmans_dad
2010-03-18 08:44:34 AM
It's funny because only Farksters can make jokes.
 
Cyborg77
2010-03-18 08:44:54 AM
jamisonpezdek.files.wordpress.com
 
fiset35
2010-03-18 09:01:42 AM
"Fontana says he asked whether it was a woman who has keys to his home - and he grabbed a baseball bat when a deep male voice answered, "No, it's not."

I lol'd at this. I read it as if a couple dozen women had keys to his home. Maybe they do.
 
Spraynard Krueger
2010-03-18 09:03:17 AM
Evilhippie: He was charged with armed robbery and entering a premises with intent, and will appear in the Ipswich Children's Court next week.


For some reason that sounds so cute to me.

Wrong thread Sparky! But you're right, it DOES sound cute :)
 
thamike
2010-03-18 09:03:45 AM
fiset35: I lol'd at this. I read it as if a couple dozen women had keys to his home. Maybe they do.

"Hey, what's this? Is this a woman who has keys to my home?"

"No, it's not."

Ha!
 
lukelightning
2010-03-18 09:05:24 AM
"Fontana says he asked whether it was a woman who has keys to his home."

I know in reality he asked something like "Is that you, Susan?", but it's funnier to imagine that he literally asked "Is this some woman who has keys to my home?"
 
theorellior [TotalFark]
2010-03-18 09:19:56 AM
lukelightning: I know in reality he asked something like "Is that you, Susan?", but it's funnier to imagine that he literally asked "Is this some woman who has keys to my home?"

Then the porn music starts up.
 
8.5 tailed fox
2010-03-18 09:21:16 AM
I thought this once happened to me when I was at boy scout camp but it turned out to be just a dream.
 
improvius
2010-03-18 09:26:50 AM
Calamormine: Sleeping man, sleeping man. Sleeping man hates freezing man. They have a fight, sleeping man wins. Sleeping man.

At least it wasn't the Night Man.
 
SphericalTime [TotalFark]
2010-03-18 09:34:25 AM
Ugh. Cold boyfriends in bed are the worst.
 
thamike
2010-03-18 09:35:55 AM
SphericalTime: Ugh. Cold boyfriends in bed are the worst.

Worse than Frito toenails? Or is it a collective thing?
 
lukelightning
2010-03-18 09:40:19 AM
SphericalTime: Ugh. Cold boyfriends in bed are the worst, I bet.

www.futurama-madhouse.com.ar
 
Calamormine [TotalFark]
2010-03-18 10:00:43 AM
No Such Agency: Calamormine:
Sleeping man, sleeping man. Sleeping man hates freezing man. They have a fight, sleeping man wins. Sleeping man.

TMBG fans are like the Furries of music erections. Geeky, pop up when you least expect them, slightly annoying, but a nagging little voice tells you they might be on to something fun if you'd just loosen up a bit.

FTFY
 
Derkins
2010-03-18 10:01:59 AM
Agent Nick Fury: Any other Pittsburghers hear this guy on DVE this morning?

Hilarious.

Ha ha, I just listened to it. Also the video is classic Pittsburgh:

Link (new window)
 
jagec
2010-03-18 10:27:48 AM
No Such Agency: Calamormine:
Sleeping man, sleeping man. Sleeping man hates freezing man. They have a fight, sleeping man wins. Sleeping man.

TMBG fans are like the Furries of music. Geeky, pop up when you least expect them, slightly annoying, but a nagging little voice tells you they might be on to something fun if you'd just loosen up a bit.

For some reason that last bit never really occurred to me about furries.
 
cherryl taggart
2010-03-18 10:39:03 AM
Popsicle toes?
 
grinderman
2010-03-18 10:44:02 AM
Can he fight particle man and win? What about triangle man? He's undefeated.
 
Deez Nutz
2010-03-18 10:48:13 AM
androidcommunity.com

High threes all around.

/hot as hell
 
Liams_Soul
2010-03-18 11:18:48 AM
Sleeping man. Cold man. Worst superhero names ever. Reminds me of Whose Line Is It Anyway?
 
artifex
2010-03-18 01:38:28 PM
Should have gone to Philadelphia if he wanted some brotherly love.

/not to put too fine a point on it: say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
 
eq
2010-03-18 08:20:39 PM
images2.fanpop.com
 
RonEdwards
2010-03-19 03:43:39 AM
grinderman: Can he fight particle man and win? What about triangle man? He's undefeated.

Particle man... does he get the water or does the water get him?

/my god... is that from what I think it's from?
 
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