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5761 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Apr 2003 at 11:36 AM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-04-27 11:38:39 AM  
Humans have a tendency to state and repeat the very, very obvious, such as "It's a nice day," or, "You're very tall," or, "Oh dear, you seem to have fallen down a thirty-foot well, are you alright?"
2003-04-27 11:38:42 AM  
i dont think i want to read the article...

/Boobies? sorry couldnt help it
2003-04-27 11:39:33 AM  
2003-04-27 11:40:06 AM  
Do you like me? Check Yes or No.
2003-04-27 11:40:13 AM  
Bureau chief Jose Luis Munoz said the competition aimed to keep romance alive in an age in which cold, faceless technology rules.

How sweet.
Obviously this guy needs to spend more time on fark!
2003-04-27 11:42:45 AM  
i want my five minutes back
2003-04-27 11:44:14 AM  
If he got caught writing that on the internet they'd bust him for being a pedo.
2003-04-27 11:45:24 AM  
well played, clerk.
2003-04-27 11:51:36 AM  
Nothing can kill the Grimace.
2003-04-27 11:55:05 AM  
Bunch of savages in this town.

2003-04-27 11:58:11 AM  
Has anyone else's fark font size just became suddenly much smaller, or is it just me? (mine is set to smaller, in IE, where it always is..but my font size just got much smaller.....)
2003-04-27 11:59:14 AM  
[image from too old to be available]

Actually, when it comes to matters of the heart, I think the ransom note format works best.

2003-04-27 12:03:14 PM  
The author is a 36yr old woman, who was inspired by listening to her nephews.
2003-04-27 12:08:35 PM  
They weren't even supposed to be there that day.
2003-04-27 12:09:32 PM  
Again, has anyone else's font size for fark just become much smaller...Mine has, even though it is set to the same size on IE it has always been set to (smaller)
2003-04-27 12:13:20 PM  
Quick tip for the font complainers: If you have a scroll button mouse hold ctrl and scroll to make fonts bigger.
2003-04-27 12:26:12 PM  
That only works in IE, Gry.
2003-04-27 12:30:30 PM  
a love letter contest with an imaginary missive in which a secret admirer aged 10 declares himself to the older girl of his dreams.

I didn't know Spain was so into pedophilia, but it does explain a few things.
2003-04-27 12:38:14 PM  
But what would Aarkieboy write?
2003-04-27 12:45:42 PM  
...won a love letter contest with an imaginary missive in which a secret admirer aged 10 declares himself to the older girl of his dreams.

2003-04-27 12:48:09 PM  
Albert Einstein was a Swiss patent clerk.
2003-04-27 12:56:44 PM  
That only works in IE, Gry.

Works in Opera too, actually.
2003-04-27 12:58:41 PM  
Why did they mention UNESCO (United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization) ?

I bet they are the org putting up the cash, which means our tax dollars are paying for this. Time to get out of the UN.
2003-04-27 01:09:01 PM my pulsating cannon of love shot flaming salvos into her love wallet.

What movie folks?

although I probably got the quote wrong.
2003-04-27 01:32:21 PM  
I'm not even suppose to be here today.
2003-04-27 01:42:57 PM  
That only works in IE, Gry.

Stop using mozilla then. Can't have it all I guess.
2003-04-27 01:47:56 PM  
"Works in Opera too, actually"

Laura y Don Gonzalo.. and Placido Domingo.. ?
2003-04-27 01:49:56 PM  
2003-04-27 02:17:47 PM  
When I read this title I could have sworn it said "cleric". I think that would make a more interesting story.
2003-04-27 02:38:59 PM  
That's about the most useless article I've read on Fark,...come on guys...
2003-04-27 03:17:32 PM  
who cares? it's in spain
2003-04-27 03:27:21 PM  
Spanish Clerk, eh?

Does Jason y Roberto Silencio know?
2003-04-27 04:53:05 PM  
This is cool how?
2003-04-27 05:46:59 PM  
Snooch to the nooch!

(I know, wrong kind of clerk)
2003-04-27 07:14:49 PM  
What I want to know is why the hell can't I find the actual letter anywhere? (I'm trying to impress a spanish chick if you know what I mean)
2003-04-27 08:32:00 PM  
Where can i find this letter? If not then this who farking article is useless, and it pissees me off cuz it tease my cock like my dad hot little short.
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