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(ABC) Scary French president Sarkozy is now married to the Cloverfield monster   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 56
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2010-03-17 05:14:46 PM
here come the 'do not want' posters, yeeehaaaaa!
 
2010-03-17 05:17:01 PM
Her face is looking a bit... stretched... there, but I'd still f*ck her inside out, subby.
 
2010-03-17 05:18:34 PM
Women age. Deal with it.
 
2010-03-17 05:19:09 PM
I'll come right out and say I liked that movie.
 
2010-03-17 05:19:21 PM
meat0918 2010-03-17 05:18:34 PM Women age. Deal with it.
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No. It's called bad surgery you moron.
 
2010-03-17 05:20:58 PM
In other news, politics puts years on a woman as much as a man.

You still couldn't afford her, subby.

/neither could I
//or my girlfriend, much to her chagrin
 
2010-03-17 05:21:27 PM
Shrugging Atlas: I'll come right out and say I liked that movie.

I liked that movie, too. I also wanted to know what sort of camera that character was using. It was tough as heck and had great battery life.
 
2010-03-17 05:22:06 PM
Good christ, look at how hot she was in '92.

WTF DID YOU DO TO YOUR FACE, LADY?
 
2010-03-17 05:23:47 PM
I am so startled.
 
2010-03-17 05:24:27 PM
MiddleyMcCentrist: Good christ, look at how hot she was in '92.

WTF DID YOU DO TO YOUR FACE, LADY?


She had an 18 year-old.
 
2010-03-17 05:29:04 PM
I'd still hit it.
 
2010-03-17 05:32:08 PM
I need the eye bleach for #12
 
2010-03-17 05:32:48 PM
InteriorDesignNinja: MiddleyMcCentrist: Good christ, look at how hot she was in '92.

WTF DID YOU DO TO YOUR FACE, LADY?

She had an 18 year-old.


Out of her face?
 
2010-03-17 05:40:02 PM
If we're going to talk how early 90's supermodels have aged, I do believe the conversation ends here:


images.teamsugar.com


/2008, so as recent as I could find.
//ridiculously good looking 44 year old woman
 
2010-03-17 05:46:20 PM
letdogsvote: If we're going to talk how early 90's supermodels have aged, I do believe the conversation ends here:

/2008, so as recent as I could find.
//ridiculously good looking 44 year old woman


That is the creepy looking woman with the weird nose that I make fun of every time her make-up commercial comes on. The woman is a mouth breather as well.
 
2010-03-17 05:54:33 PM
Don't insult my baby Clovey like that. I'll cut a biatch.
 
2010-03-17 05:55:57 PM
The Gunslinger Roland: letdogsvote: If we're going to talk how early 90's supermodels have aged, I do believe the conversation ends here:

/2008, so as recent as I could find.
//ridiculously good looking 44 year old woman

That is the creepy looking woman with the weird nose that I make fun of every time her make-up commercial comes on. The woman is a mouth breather as well.


Be honest. Would you rather have a mouth breather, or one with a blowhole?
 
2010-03-17 06:00:19 PM
img510.imageshack.us

that is all.
 
2010-03-17 06:03:05 PM
Hey Drew, I would like to suggest that every post in one of these "does not want" threads should include a pic of the poster's wife/gf/last chick slept with next to their username.
Would probably help shame a few farkers into STFUing a bit with their pickiness.
 
2010-03-17 06:04:47 PM
WHY SO SERIOUS?
 
2010-03-17 06:10:22 PM
thereisnospoon: Hey Drew, I would like to suggest that every post in one of these "does not want" threads should include a pic of the poster's wife/gf/last chick slept with next to their username.
Would probably help shame a few farkers into STFUing a bit with their pickiness.


Did you even LOOK at the picture? That's not aging, that's unnecessary plastic surgery gone horribly wrong. There is no way that's an improvement over how she looked pre-surgery.
 
2010-03-17 06:12:27 PM
heap: that is all.

I SO want to shoop that gif with the one where Obama appears to be checking out the caboose of whatshername. Project for today....
 
2010-03-17 06:15:36 PM
FuturePastNow: Her face is looking a bit... stretched... there, but I'd still f*ck her inside out, subby.

Looks like someone already beat you to it.
 
2010-03-17 06:33:29 PM
I would still hit it.

/I'd never get the chance.
 
2010-03-17 06:41:59 PM
Cloverfield sucked, and even though I rented it, I still want my money back.

/Characters were so farking annoying.
//I was actually rooting for the monster.
 
2010-03-17 06:54:35 PM
Even if she has a butter face (and this is inconclusive) she still has a rockin' bod. That is all.
 
2010-03-17 07:15:04 PM
The_Sponge: Cloverfield sucked, and even though I rented it, I still want my money back.

/Characters were so farking annoying.
//I was actually rooting for the monster.


I think the point of most monster movies is to root for the monster, isn't it?

/always have
 
2010-03-17 07:15:37 PM
thereisnospoon: Hey Drew, I would like to suggest that every post in one of these "does not want" threads should include a pic of the poster's wife/gf/last chick slept with next to their username.
Would probably help shame a few farkers into STFUing a bit with their pickiness.


You want to see all three? Kinkaaay
 
2010-03-17 07:30:46 PM
MiddleyMcCentrist: thereisnospoon: Hey Drew, I would like to suggest that every post in one of these "does not want" threads should include a pic of the poster's wife/gf/last chick slept with next to their username.
Would probably help shame a few farkers into STFUing a bit with their pickiness.

You want to see all three? Kinkaaay


M/F/K?
 
2010-03-17 07:33:06 PM
img716.imageshack.us
meh, could not get the stairs to match....
 
2010-03-17 07:33:12 PM
It's not that bad.
Would hit, without question, if I did not already have a beautiful wife.
 
2010-03-17 07:35:36 PM
I never understood why people think she's hot. Yeah, she's got a hot body, but her face?? She's far from ugly, but... That being said, she's starting to remind me of Jocelyne Wildenstein:


Link (new window)

She's a scary looking biatch!
 
2010-03-17 07:39:19 PM
TheOther: MiddleyMcCentrist: thereisnospoon: Hey Drew, I would like to suggest that every post in one of these "does not want" threads should include a pic of the poster's wife/gf/last chick slept with next to their username.
Would probably help shame a few farkers into STFUing a bit with their pickiness.

You want to see all three? Kinkaaay

M/F/K?


I'm not versed in this particular frontier gibberish. What the fark does that mean?
 
2010-03-17 07:40:13 PM
ReverendJasen: It's not that bad.
Would hit, without question, if I did not already have a beautiful wife.



Dude, this is you:

jasen.landpirates.org


That's not your beautiful house. That's not your beautiful wife.
 
2010-03-17 07:50:04 PM
The merkin pic was pretty funny.
 
2010-03-17 07:51:14 PM
Well, shiat, Clapton farked her.
 
2010-03-17 07:52:24 PM
letdogsvote: If we're going to talk how early 90's supermodels have aged, I do believe the conversation ends here:

/2008, so as recent as I could find.
//ridiculously good looking 44 year old woman


Take away the pound of high-quality makeup and I bet you she looks like someone opened the Ark of the Covenant.
 
2010-03-17 07:54:01 PM
indylaw: letdogsvote: If we're going to talk how early 90's supermodels have aged, I do believe the conversation ends here:

/2008, so as recent as I could find.
//ridiculously good looking 44 year old woman

Take away the pound of high-quality makeup and I bet you she looks like someone opened the Ark of the Covenant.


LOL. I'm going to steal that line.
 
2010-03-17 08:05:42 PM
Mart Laar's beard shaver: ReverendJasen: It's not that bad.
Would hit, without question, if I did not already have a beautiful wife.


Dude, this is you:

That's not your beautiful house. That's not your beautiful wife.


That was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be funny.
 
2010-03-17 08:20:10 PM
Women age and even a beautiful woman can take a bad picture.
 
2010-03-17 08:26:15 PM
Mart Laar's beard shaver: indylaw: letdogsvote: If we're going to talk how early 90's supermodels have aged, I do believe the conversation ends here:

/2008, so as recent as I could find.
//ridiculously good looking 44 year old woman

Take away the pound of high-quality makeup and I bet you she looks like someone opened the Ark of the Covenant.

LOL. I'm going to steal that line.


I can't take credit for it. I stole it from an old Family Guy episode, said about James Carville.
 
2010-03-17 08:28:55 PM
looks fine to me
i186.photobucket.com
 
2010-03-17 08:45:15 PM
I prefer the other woman in that picture, Princess Letizia. But that's just me.
 
2010-03-17 09:03:05 PM
Eric Clapton, you sly dog you!
 
2010-03-17 09:11:18 PM
I would pay money to see the sequel to Cloverfield.

Only if they made a slight modification.

Make it a musical.

Give the little spider thingies top hats and canes and have them do a little song and dance number.
 
2010-03-17 09:20:06 PM
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2010-03-17 09:36:19 PM
Normal women look better than these models when going natural, mainly because models live fast. Sun, cigarettes, alcohol, and maybe cocaine or diet drugs take their toll. Models do not need to have natural beauty, just the ability to be turned into a fembot and be a walking hanger for some dress design that no one will actually wear.

Could still be a bad picture. For 44, she's not so bad. There are worse cases. I believe that Gisele is rumored to have a leather handbag face even though she's only 29.
 
2010-03-17 09:57:26 PM
A little too much plastic surgery, and her knees are a little too sharp. Other than that, I'd let her have me.
 
2010-03-17 10:00:24 PM
The_Sponge: Cloverfield sucked, and even though I rented it, I still want my money back.

/Characters were so farking annoying.
//I was actually rooting for the monster.


See, I almost always root for the monster, but in Cloverfield I was rooting for the humans. Poor Hud. . .

/But I'm the rare soul that likes first person/camcorder movies.
//Cloverfield, Diary of the Dead, Paranormal Activity. . .
 
2010-03-17 10:53:44 PM
RemyDuron: See, I almost always root for the monster, but in Cloverfield I was rooting for the humans. Poor Hud. . .

Cloverfield wasn't a movie about a monster. It was a movie about Myspace.

/Loved it.
//Saw it in a theater packed with idiots who didn't get that they were being made fun of.
 
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