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(NYPost)   Unemployed former congressman Gary Condit keeps a low profile, doesn't get to Modesto much anymore   (nypost.com) divider line 73
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2003-04-27 12:48:35 PM  
Finally, an ex congressman that gets what he deserves.

"I think it would be safe to say Gary Condits options are limited at this point."
 
2003-04-27 01:21:16 PM  
Fark him.
 
2003-04-27 01:21:48 PM  
Did they ever find that chick that he allegedly killed? Forgot all about this.
 
2003-04-27 01:21:58 PM  
Did they ever find Levy's body?

/ignorant
 
2003-04-27 01:22:37 PM  
Umm, yeah, what Mutt said.
 
EMP
2003-04-27 01:23:07 PM  
Modesto sounds like an evil super villain.

"FEAR MODESTO, DO-GOODER!"

Well that just plain rocks.
 
2003-04-27 01:24:55 PM  
Mutt, Flaming TorsoI am pretty sure a jogger found her remains in a DC park.
 
2003-04-27 01:26:13 PM  
I think it was actually a jogger's dog that found her.
 
2003-04-27 01:26:33 PM  
Chandra's body was recovered, it was in the park that police so thoroughly searched. I think some guy walking his Dog came accross the remains which were scattered on a really steep embankment. A known serial rapist who commited his crimes in the area she was found was taken in.
 
2003-04-27 01:26:55 PM  
Yeah, she was found in a park. Big of him to stay away from Modesto and not take the spotlight away from Laci, huh?
 
2003-04-27 01:27:09 PM  
They found her body on May 22, 2002.
Here's the link. I'm html impaired, sorry. :-\
http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/05/22/levy.body/
 
2003-04-27 01:27:13 PM  
Or jogging his dog perhaps.
 
2003-04-27 01:27:54 PM  
Modesto, huh? Maybe Scott Peterson killed Chandra.

Or maybe Gary Condit killed Laci.

Nah, OJ probably killed both of them.
 
2003-04-27 01:28:10 PM  
Yep. They found her buried in some park in D.C.
 
2003-04-27 01:28:57 PM  
Does he do windows? I need a good cleaning person.
 
2003-04-27 01:28:58 PM  
EMP I don't think that a villain with a name like Modesto would be so pretentious...

"You can fear Modesto if you want, but I couldn't have done it without the help of Magneto and Mentok the Mind Taker. Seriously, I am just doing my job."
 
2003-04-27 01:29:24 PM  
It was some Puerto-Rican guy......
 
2003-04-27 01:30:05 PM  
God, that was a horrible joke. sorry bout that.
 
2003-04-27 01:30:20 PM  
Loudmouthsoup

Pretty sure? Were they unable to get identifiable DNA samples from the remains?

Theadjack alert (because this thread seems to demand it. I mean: man, come on! Gary Condit?): The Lakers are tipping off against the Timberwolves in about an hour and a half. Lakers go down 3-1, or perhaps Shaq and Kobe pull their heads out of their rectums and play like three-time champions against a vastly inferior T-wolves team playing like their lives depend on every point scored?
 
2003-04-27 01:32:10 PM  
...the man looks like a failed fetus of gray davis...
 
2003-04-27 01:32:52 PM  
He can't find work? Is Scottsdale devoid of fast food restaurants? Or perhaps he should consider a career in the custodial arts. There must be an elementary school crossing that requires a guard.
 
2003-04-27 01:32:52 PM  
Fark Gary Conduit.

And Fark the Lakers.

Go T-wolves!!!

-Minnesota Represent.
 
2003-04-27 01:35:38 PM  
I don't think he'd pass the background check to work with kids as a crossing guard!
 
2003-04-27 01:35:53 PM  
I hear he dates married pregnant women now...

/rumor starts here
 
2003-04-27 01:36:51 PM  
I'd rather be forced to be Michael Jackson's love slave then watch the NBA.
 
Cos
2003-04-27 01:38:45 PM  
Skip the school crossing guard gig for him ISG....no reason to give him access to more young girls to date.
 
2003-04-27 01:40:48 PM  
Like the cretin needs a job, with the pension plans Congress always votes to give themselves.
 
2003-04-27 01:41:26 PM  
Flaming_Torso-

I hear ya. I'm really surprised that Shaq & Kobe are playing as poorly as they have, but oh well, all "good" things must come to an end, and now it's all about The Bucks and Sacramento in the finals.

Go T-Wolves!
/runs
 
2003-04-27 01:44:06 PM  
As a Modesto native born and raised I can tell you why he doesn't come back to Modesto:

It sucks worse than Duke. I can't wait for it to become part of Arizona Bay.
 
2003-04-27 01:44:16 PM  
Why the hell would he work? COngressmen get paid a perfectly acceptable pension, I think it's like $140k a year. Just stay out of the limelight and go back to raping and murdering mexican ileagals. They don't have pesky "families" or "lawyers"
 
2003-04-27 01:44:53 PM  
"You know something that you're not telling us, you slimy, scumbag liar!"

-Chris Stotch
 
2003-04-27 02:01:30 PM  
"Someone with your qualifications would have no trouble finding a top flight job in either the housekeeping or food service industry."

//Venkman
 
2003-04-27 02:14:14 PM  
Condit probably has cake and ice cream every September 11th.
 
2003-04-27 02:16:58 PM  

not sure why he's hiding....

 
2003-04-27 02:28:14 PM  
Poor guy was completely innocent.

But Fox News can't resist smearing a democrat salacious ratings.

Republicans are scum of the lowest order.
 
2003-04-27 02:31:47 PM  
04-27-03 02:28:14 PM Hyernel
"But Fox News can't resist smearing a democrat salacious ratings."

English?
 
2003-04-27 02:40:22 PM  
Maybe if democrats didn't BANG interns all the time, republicans wouldn't have anything to say about them.

I mean, the dumbass can go to Brazil and get all the pussy he wants and keep a low profile. But he farks someone at work because its CONVIENIENT.

Stupid idiot, if you're a politician and you get caught screwing around you deserve everything you get, even if it is blamed for murder.
 
2003-04-27 02:42:02 PM  
Not surprising, he's conservative, they always go for the kill.
/ask the Kennedys...
/ps: obvious flame bait.
 
2003-04-27 03:01:43 PM  
They should really consider creating some sort of National Joggers Dead Body Search Alert or something. I mean think of the great resource it would be to use the vast numbers of joggers in this country to locate the dead and missing. If they could be alerted of such missing persons, they could keep their eyes up a bit more to find more and more.
 
2003-04-27 03:05:35 PM  
or the National Joggers Drug and money laundering Network. You need a bag, someone is on their way.
 
2003-04-27 03:07:29 PM  
Theadjack alert (because this thread seems to demand it. I mean: man, come on! Gary Condit?): The Lakers are tipping off against the Timberwolves in about an hour and a half. Lakers go down 3-1, or perhaps Shaq and Kobe pull their heads out of their rectums and play like three-time champions against a vastly inferior T-wolves team playing like their lives depend on every point scored?

Vastly inferior? You're talking about a team that beat your Lakers + refs (was that not THE most horribly called game ever?) in overtime, without KG or Rasho. Unbelievable. Your pansy ass Lakers are going down in 5.
 
2003-04-27 03:09:35 PM  
Everyone knows who Gary Condit is, because the media hounded him for days. But did you know that Senator Scarborough had his girlfriend found dead in his office from blunt trauma to the head? Did you know that the republicans flew in a medical examiner from Fla to do the autopsy who had already been found guilty of falsifying autopsy reports? Didn't think so.

So about that left-wing bias of the media...
 
2003-04-27 03:10:13 PM  
Everyone knows who Gary Condit is, because the media hounded him for days months.
 
2003-04-27 03:17:04 PM  
As a wise man once said:

"We should limit congressmen to two terms: one in Congress, one in prison".
 
2003-04-27 03:17:40 PM  
Quick1, I couldn't find a story about that dead intern on CNN, MSNBC, or abcnews.

I think it's a hoax.
 
2003-04-27 03:26:20 PM  
Vastly inferior? You're talking about a team that beat your Lakers + refs (was that not THE most horribly called game ever?) in overtime, without KG or Rasho. Unbelievable. Your pansy ass Lakers are going down in 5.

Ok, vastly inferior was a bit of hysteria on my part. The T-Wolves are a better team than the one who hasn't gone past the first round in their entire history. And yeah, some of the calls in Game 3 were egregious. But "pansy ass"? A bit of hysteria on your part. Should be a great game. It's starting now. Talk to me in about three hours.

(btw, Minnesota has NEVER won a game four in the Playoffs).
 
2003-04-27 03:34:35 PM  
http://www.americanpolitics.com/20010808Klausutis.html

Sorry about the bad html, but that link takes you to a story about the dead intern that showed up IN THE CONGRESSMAN'S OFFICE! Am I saying that Condit was squeaky clean? Of course not, he was a douchebag. But think of most politicians as rocks. Pick one up, and you'll almost always find a bunch of disgusting looking insects underneath.

The media definately rooted underneath Condit's rock. But what about the dead intern that showed up in this guy's office? Why did it get absolutely NO air time?
 
2003-04-27 03:40:06 PM  
And you say republicans are evil bastards? How about we start in on who took out Vince Foster? Gee, that one ain't a little suspicious...
 
2003-04-27 04:01:51 PM  
And I'm not saying that Scarborough is squeaky clean. I'm just saying that I'd like to see the original story. I've never heard of americanpolitics.com and I'm sorry but I see no reason to trust it. What's to stop me from registering the domain name "americanpoliticalwatch.com" and making up stories about someone? Nothing!

They make reference to a story in the Washington Post but provide no link. I can find other Washington Post stories under the heading _nation in brief_ on google. Why can't I find this one?

Search google for:
site:www.washingtonpost.com "NATION IN BRIEF" bush

You'll get a lot of hits. Search for:
site:www.washingtonpost.com "NATION IN BRIEF" Scarborough intern

you'll get nothing. The quote from the washington post story is:
"FORT WALTON BEACH, FL. - Lori Klausutis, a 28-year-old office worker for Rep. Joe Scarborough (R-Fl), was found dead in the congressman's district office. Police said preliminary findings from the medical examiner's office showed no foul play or any outward indication of suicide."

Search for various substrings from that quote and you'll get hits to sites on anglefire like this one:
http://www.angelfire.com/rant/sstewert/strangedeath.html

and hypermart (whatever the hell that is) like this one:
http://liberty.hypermart.net/editorials/Lori.htm

And here's the kicker, the intern's name is Lori Klausutis. Try searching google news for "Lori Klausutis" Zero Hits! Come on, at least one news source must have picked up on this!

In conclusion, I still see no reputable confirmation of this story. Personally, I think you've been had.
 
2003-04-27 04:03:46 PM  
Time to start the betting pool. Since the only speaking engagements this guy will be able to get now are either the Keynote Address at the Rapist Pedophile Annual Convention Dinner or anything with NAMBLA, how long until he misses his former "good life" too much and forms a comedy team with OJ to hit the vaudeville circuit? Or just blows his head off...
 
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