hey, makes perfect sense to me. it's so simple

"Sometime before take off at 8:42 a.m. (41 minutes late, Flight 93 has to wait in a line before take off) Captain Dahl boarded a decoy Boeing 757-222, presented to him and the public as United Airlines Flight 93 flying out of Liberty International Airport.

"The decoy was painted in United Airlines colors and carried an illegally-modified flight box with a Dead-Pilot Flight Data Module to allow `red team' simulation of "al-Qaeda" hijack attacks on `blue team' defenders during the bogus war game, "Global Guardian"

"Red team and blue team had different perceptions of their roles in the upcoming war game, thanks to fraudulent side bets on the results of Global Guardian by the red team commanders and hedge fund managers of the Carlyle Canada* private equity group"

Any questions?

What kind of medication does one need to stop taking in order to generate some Crazy like this?

Thanks subby I just lost about 10-20 IQ points by trying to read that

TheOmni: I haven't even read the article yet, but I just need to say that the banner image at the top of the screen looks amazing.">

It truly is.

How did this kind of derp get a greenlight? To the main page, no less?

I'll have what he's smoking.

/mkaibai

Sorry guys, I did it. I caused 9/11. My bad.

ts;dr

/s is for teh stoopid

Troll

Wow, that was a whole lot of crazy to try and digest at one time.

I really, REALLY, hate this website for that clickable top banner and would like to set something valuable of the webmasters on fire.

CygnusDarius: I... Uhh... What the hell did I just witnessed? I... I feel dirty. Should I shower, lie in bed, softly cry myself to sleep? What the hell did I just read!?.


Don't worry, just relax. That mishmash of feelings coursing through you right now is just your mental reaction to finally hearing the truth.

Just take a few deep breaths and let it all sink in...

It's one of those things that reminds me that our government is so inept, there's no way they pulled of the scheme this guy is suggesting. It reads like a good Dan Brown novel.

Just think: This guy's vote counts just as much as yours.

I can't figure out whether this is satire or not.

The whole transferrence of blame from BushCo to "Barry Soetoro" makes me think it is satire though.

Nobody could be that deranged, right? RIGHT?

utsagrad123: FloydA: utsagrad123: Earguy: The guy figured out 9/11 and he can't figure out how to properly size a web site?

I didn't read the whole thing. I got the whole decoy jet thing, but what happened to the people who weren't on the plane, but died?

They are now Karl Rove's slaves

That's just what they want you to think!

They're actually on the island, with John Belushi, Elvis, JFK, Jim Morrison, the third Oswald (not the second one- he died), the woman in the polka-dot dress, Dillinger and about eight of the Hitler clones.

Is that the same Island Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson escaped from?

Was Jimmy Hoffa there?

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I really wanted to read the whole thing. Really.

See kids, this is what happens when you eat paint chips and paste for breakfast.

CRAB PEOPLE! CRAB PEOPLE!

letdogsvote

just saw their first rugbyjock photoshop?

WalkingCarpet: I got filter pwnd up there, what I wrote was:

...I did notice "I heart CO2" in that horrific banner...

So? He's a plant. Some kind of vegetable or nut or something.

teal deer

Nice that he took off his tinfoil hat long enough to type that out.

The crazy runs deep

bighairyguy: Eddie Adams from Torrance: Surely he can't be serious?

Don't call him Shirley.

Beat me by this __ much!

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Surely he can't be serious?

He is serious, and don't call me Shirley.

http://books.google.com/books?id=clxjHl7CUl4C&lpg=PP1&dq=foucault's%20pendulum&p g=PA3#v=onepage&q=&f=false

chemical_angel: Any questions?

What kind of medication does one need to stop taking in order to generate some Crazy like this?

roger that.