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(Some American) Hero 9/11 Solved. Any questions?   (911disclosure.blogspot.com) divider line 590
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albo
2010-03-17 01:59:34 PM
hey, makes perfect sense to me. it's so simple

"Sometime before take off at 8:42 a.m. (41 minutes late, Flight 93 has to wait in a line before take off) Captain Dahl boarded a decoy Boeing 757-222, presented to him and the public as United Airlines Flight 93 flying out of Liberty International Airport.

"The decoy was painted in United Airlines colors and carried an illegally-modified flight box with a Dead-Pilot Flight Data Module to allow `red team' simulation of "al-Qaeda" hijack attacks on `blue team' defenders during the bogus war game, "Global Guardian"

"Red team and blue team had different perceptions of their roles in the upcoming war game, thanks to fraudulent side bets on the results of Global Guardian by the red team commanders and hedge fund managers of the Carlyle Canada* private equity group"
 
chemical_angel
2010-03-17 02:03:23 PM
Any questions?

What kind of medication does one need to stop taking in order to generate some Crazy like this?
 
utsagrad123 [TotalFark]
2010-03-17 02:06:45 PM
An African or a European swallow?
 
torch [TotalFark]
2010-03-17 02:08:56 PM
WUT?
 
Eddie Adams from Torrance [TotalFark]
2010-03-17 02:18:45 PM
Surely he can't be serious?
 
vygramul [TotalFark]
2010-03-17 02:23:06 PM
chemical_angel: Any questions?

What kind of medication does one need to stop taking in order to generate some Crazy like this?

I blame thalidomide.
 
Barakku
2010-03-17 02:23:17 PM
Thanks subby I just lost about 10-20 IQ points by trying to read that
 
Shostie [TotalFark]
2010-03-17 02:24:06 PM
Listen, I understand that my views on the hoax that is 9/11 are disrespectful and distasteful. All I'm saying is that I want a new, independent investigation that agrees with my belief that the Lizard People of Alpha Draconis were somehow involved.
 
Earguy [TotalFark]
2010-03-17 02:34:26 PM
The guy figured out 9/11 and he can't figure out how to properly size a web site?

I didn't read the whole thing. I got the whole decoy jet thing, but what happened to the people who weren't on the plane, but died?
 
utsagrad123 [TotalFark]
2010-03-17 02:36:14 PM
Earguy: The guy figured out 9/11 and he can't figure out how to properly size a web site?

I didn't read the whole thing. I got the whole decoy jet thing, but what happened to the people who weren't on the plane, but died?

They are now Karl Rove's slaves
 
TheOmni [TotalFark]
2010-03-17 02:37:17 PM
I haven't even read the article yet, but I just need to say that the banner image at the top of the screen looks amazing.
 
Shostie [TotalFark]
2010-03-17 02:39:20 PM
TheOmni: I haven't even read the article yet, but I just need to say that the banner image at the top of the screen looks amazing.

I think Abel Danger would make a great name for a TV spy.
 
Jimmy Devil Rocket Science
2010-03-17 02:45:22 PM
TheOmni: I haven't even read the article yet, but I just need to say that the banner image at the top of the screen looks amazing.">

It truly is.

img407.imageshack.us
 
FloydA [TotalFark]
2010-03-17 03:09:19 PM
utsagrad123: Earguy: The guy figured out 9/11 and he can't figure out how to properly size a web site?

I didn't read the whole thing. I got the whole decoy jet thing, but what happened to the people who weren't on the plane, but died?

They are now Karl Rove's slaves

That's just what they want you to think!

They're actually on the island, with John Belushi, Elvis, JFK, Jim Morrison, the third Oswald (not the second one- he died), the woman in the polka-dot dress, Dillinger and about eight of the Hitler clones.
 
WalkingCarpet [TotalFark]
2010-03-17 03:26:29 PM
Not going to read that craziness but I did notice "I
How big of an asshole do you have to be to actually profess something like that?
 
utsagrad123 [TotalFark]
2010-03-17 03:30:00 PM
FloydA: utsagrad123: Earguy: The guy figured out 9/11 and he can't figure out how to properly size a web site?

I didn't read the whole thing. I got the whole decoy jet thing, but what happened to the people who weren't on the plane, but died?

They are now Karl Rove's slaves

That's just what they want you to think!

They're actually on the island, with John Belushi, Elvis, JFK, Jim Morrison, the third Oswald (not the second one- he died), the woman in the polka-dot dress, Dillinger and about eight of the Hitler clones.

Is that the same Island Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson escaped from?
 
WalkingCarpet [TotalFark]
2010-03-17 03:30:09 PM
I got filter pwnd up there, what I wrote was:

...I did notice "I heart CO2" in that horrific banner...
 
tallguywithglasseson [TotalFark]
2010-03-17 03:40:32 PM
img153.imageshack.us

REPLACE taxes described by 9 million words of the USA Revenue Code with a flat tax on consumption (c.f. Hall-Rabushka) by taxing income and excluding investment. Support States' business tax on gross receipts with a sales tax included in sales price. Use employee payroll credit to stimulate value-added, sustainable and diversified local jobs.

Clearly this person has thought through everything.

//is this satire?
 
Cyclometh
2010-03-17 03:40:47 PM
How did this kind of derp get a greenlight? To the main page, no less?
 
j__z
2010-03-17 03:41:07 PM
I'll have what he's smoking.

/mkaibai
 
ultraholland [TotalFark]
2010-03-17 03:41:15 PM
Sorry guys, I did it. I caused 9/11. My bad.
 
treesloth
2010-03-17 03:41:32 PM
ts;dr

/s is for teh stoopid
 
Rev. Skarekroe [TotalFark]
2010-03-17 03:42:03 PM
See how diabolical those Democrats are?
Obama wasn't even on the national radar and he was one of the masterminds!
 
CygnusDarius
2010-03-17 03:42:05 PM
I... Uhh... What the hell did I just witnessed? I... I feel dirty. Should I shower, lie in bed, softly cry myself to sleep? What the hell did I just read!?.
 
Wonko Fortytwo
2010-03-17 03:42:41 PM
Troll
 
mike.thesauce
2010-03-17 03:43:34 PM
Wow, that was a whole lot of crazy to try and digest at one time.
 
Xlr8urfark
2010-03-17 03:43:35 PM
I really, REALLY, hate this website for that clickable top banner and would like to set something valuable of the webmasters on fire.
 
pwhp_67
2010-03-17 03:43:38 PM
CygnusDarius: I... Uhh... What the hell did I just witnessed? I... I feel dirty. Should I shower, lie in bed, softly cry myself to sleep? What the hell did I just read!?.


Don't worry, just relax. That mishmash of feelings coursing through you right now is just your mental reaction to finally hearing the truth.

Just take a few deep breaths and let it all sink in...
 
INeedAName
2010-03-17 03:43:52 PM
It's one of those things that reminds me that our government is so inept, there's no way they pulled of the scheme this guy is suggesting. It reads like a good Dan Brown novel.
 
Walker [TotalFark]
2010-03-17 03:43:57 PM
Rev. Skarekroe: See how diabolical those Democrats are?
Obama wasn't even on the national radar and he was one of the masterminds!

And Al Gore was the head mastermind. His face is the biggest one in the banner!
 
letdogsvote
2010-03-17 03:44:02 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
Skyshadow
2010-03-17 03:44:06 PM
Just think: This guy's vote counts just as much as yours.
 
scotto
2010-03-17 03:44:07 PM
I can't figure out whether this is satire or not.

The whole transferrence of blame from BushCo to "Barry Soetoro" makes me think it is satire though.

Nobody could be that deranged, right? RIGHT?
 
QueenOfHearts
2010-03-17 03:44:41 PM
utsagrad123: FloydA: utsagrad123: Earguy: The guy figured out 9/11 and he can't figure out how to properly size a web site?

I didn't read the whole thing. I got the whole decoy jet thing, but what happened to the people who weren't on the plane, but died?

They are now Karl Rove's slaves

That's just what they want you to think!

They're actually on the island, with John Belushi, Elvis, JFK, Jim Morrison, the third Oswald (not the second one- he died), the woman in the polka-dot dress, Dillinger and about eight of the Hitler clones.

Is that the same Island Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson escaped from?

Was Jimmy Hoffa there?
 
fsbilly
2010-03-17 03:44:46 PM
-1

I really wanted to read the whole thing. Really.
 
jjp221
2010-03-17 03:44:56 PM
See kids, this is what happens when you eat paint chips and paste for breakfast.
 
bighairyguy [TotalFark]
2010-03-17 03:45:03 PM
Eddie Adams from Torrance: Surely he can't be serious?

Don't call him Shirley.
 
aegean
2010-03-17 03:45:22 PM
CRAB PEOPLE! CRAB PEOPLE!
 
ultraholland [TotalFark]
2010-03-17 03:45:35 PM
letdogsvote

just saw their first rugbyjock photoshop?
 
Sticky Hands
2010-03-17 03:45:37 PM
WalkingCarpet: I got filter pwnd up there, what I wrote was:

...I did notice "I heart CO2" in that horrific banner...

So? He's a plant. Some kind of vegetable or nut or something.
 
pag1107 [TotalFark]
2010-03-17 03:46:21 PM
REVERSE VAMPIRES!
 
Ahymen
2010-03-17 03:46:26 PM
teal deer
 
JohnCarter
2010-03-17 03:46:40 PM
Nice that he took off his tinfoil hat long enough to type that out.

The crazy runs deep
 
OldManDownDRoad [TotalFark]
2010-03-17 03:46:46 PM
"We (heart) CO2"

Wut? I mean, seriously, on a page full of crazy that's the topper.

/want some of what he's smoking
 
ralphyboy
2010-03-17 03:46:57 PM
bighairyguy: Eddie Adams from Torrance: Surely he can't be serious?

Don't call him Shirley.

Beat me by this __ much!
 
bighairyguy [TotalFark]
2010-03-17 03:47:02 PM
img87.imageshack.us
 
Renowned transvestite sexologist
2010-03-17 03:47:03 PM
Eddie Adams from Torrance: Surely he can't be serious?

He is serious, and don't call me Shirley.
 
168310
2010-03-17 03:47:03 PM
http://books.google.com/books?id=clxjHl7CUl4C&lpg=PP1&dq=foucault's%20pendulum&p g=PA3#v=onepage&q=&f=false
 
Billy Ligue
2010-03-17 03:47:05 PM
chemical_angel: Any questions?

What kind of medication does one need to stop taking in order to generate some Crazy like this?

roger that.
 
CygnusDarius
2010-03-17 03:47:11 PM
pwhp_67: CygnusDarius: I... Uhh... What the hell did I just witnessed? I... I feel dirty. Should I shower, lie in bed, softly cry myself to sleep? What the hell did I just read!?.


Don't worry, just relax. That mishmash of feelings coursing through you right now is just your mental reaction to finally hearing the truth.

Just take a few deep breaths and let it all sink in...

Isn't that the same thing a rapist would say?.
 
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