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(SLTrib) Strange You should never kick your bus driver in the head. Especially when he's driving down the interstate   (sltrib.com) divider line 29
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shootsright
2010-03-17 02:57:32 PM
When's the right time?
 
Isuldirs
2010-03-17 02:57:41 PM
Call the Amber Lamps?
 
sboyle1020
2010-03-17 02:57:53 PM
I'll turn this damn bus around! That'll end your precious field trip pretty damn quick, huh?

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numbone
2010-03-17 02:58:31 PM
I'm sure the driver will get a kick out of these replies.

Heads in other direction.
 
Deskmoogle
2010-03-17 02:58:50 PM
Sounds severe.

/all week...veal...etc.
 
Sticky Hands
2010-03-17 03:01:46 PM
What if he's a zombie?
Then what subby smartie pants?
 
katghoti
2010-03-17 03:03:52 PM
Good thing it wasn't Chuck Norris, or those people would have been kicked off the planet.
 
Deskmoogle
2010-03-17 03:04:17 PM
Sticky Hands: What if he's a zombie?
Then what subby smartie pants?

Then he should have shot him in the head twice.

/rule 2: Doubletap
 
author1701
2010-03-17 03:12:00 PM
You're not the boss of me, subby. I'll kick the damn driver anytime I want.

/Boot to the head.
 
Robot Devil's Advocate
2010-03-17 03:18:10 PM
Damn you Jimmy Gibbs Junior!!!
 
dude_man
2010-03-17 03:19:39 PM
Now if you were in a UFC fight with the driver and there was someone else driving the bus, then yes, you can kick the bus driver in the head.
 
greenapple2step
2010-03-17 03:28:27 PM
Mug shot? name? wtf.
 
DaddyRat
2010-03-17 03:32:03 PM
Deskmoogle: Sticky Hands: What if he's a zombie?
Then what subby smartie pants?

Then he should have shot him in the head twice.

/rule 2: Doubletap

and then Check the Back Seat (Rule 31)
 
kool keef
2010-03-17 03:47:03 PM
EFF the UHP!
 
Rubberband Girl [TotalFark]
2010-03-17 04:22:42 PM
FTFA - According to witnesses, a Springdale, Kansas man sitting in the third row stood up, ran to the front of the bus and kicked the driver in the head, the UHP reported. That caused the driver to lose control of the bus. The man, who attacked the driver, then ran from the bus when it crashed and hid at a home in Joseph. He was found in the rafters of a garage, the UHP reported.


Who wants to bet the guy did all this to avoid being arrested for something else at the next stop? That - and "just plain crazy" - are the only explanations that make sense.
 
scalpod
2010-03-17 04:30:09 PM
I SAID STAY BEHIND THE YELLOW LINE YOU LITTLE SHIATS!

/slams the brakes and throws a hard left turn while opening the door
 
schattenteufel
2010-03-17 04:53:39 PM
www.beijingolympicsfan.com
He had it comin'
 
Perducci
2010-03-17 05:04:46 PM
You should never regularly kick your bus driver in the head. Especially except when he's driving down the interstate.

FTFY

If bus drivers don't deserve an occasional kicking, I don't know who does.
 
logruszed
2010-03-17 06:22:25 PM
Or shoot them unless you want her to drive.

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Saracuda
2010-03-17 06:45:35 PM
My local paper has this story right now, and lists the kicker's name.

Link (new window)
 
Joed112784
2010-03-17 06:54:42 PM
Came for the Billy madison reference, leaving satisfied.

/ good, great, grand, wonderful
//no yelling on the bus!
 
Sticky Hands
2010-03-17 07:01:39 PM
Someone in the back yelled "everyone attack"
and it tuned out that this guy was the only one that wasn't listening to his iPod.


//greyhound blitz ... greyhound blitz ... greyhound blitz
 
Rufus Lee King
2010-03-17 07:06:52 PM
Saracuda: My local paper has this story right now, and lists the kicker's name.

Link (new window)

Sounds like an Irish name. He was just celebrating St. Paddy's Day!
 
Hop-Frog
2010-03-17 07:27:57 PM
Sticky Hands: Someone in the back yelled "everyone attack"
and it tuned out that this guy was the only one that wasn't listening to his iPod.


//greyhound blitz ... greyhound blitz ... greyhound blitz


Sweet reference!

(and a bad pun on my part)
 
AbbeySomeone
2010-03-17 07:29:29 PM
Subby has obviously never ridden the Greyhound.
 
Grunt2006
2010-03-17 09:23:43 PM
he was charged with bus jacking... didn't know there was a crime called bus jacking
 
lazymojo
2010-03-17 10:48:14 PM
Was anyone else laughing out loud as they read that article?

it all sounded so random and stupid, I couldn't stop cracking up
 
Sticky Hands
2010-03-18 10:35:01 AM
Grunt2006: he was charged with bus jacking... didn't know there was a crime called bus jacking

I knew there was, I just though it was a different type of crime...
 
christinep
2010-03-18 10:50:57 PM
THIS bus driver (new window) "snapped", launching a vicious attack that "pulverised" a passenger who abused him after he was ordered off the bus in australia recenly.
 
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