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(ABC News)   Body found in golf course pond may be heir to snack food fortune. Police suspect foul play, two-stroke penalty   (abcnews.go.com ) divider line
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2010-03-17 01:25:36 PM  
Looks like he cashed in his chips.
 
2010-03-17 01:33:23 PM  
I always knew junk food was bad for you...
 
2010-03-17 02:08:30 PM  
desperatelyseekingsuddenlysusan.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-03-17 02:09:27 PM  
RIP Major Bashinsky
ugaprssa.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-03-17 02:09:51 PM  
The player isn't going to the clubhouse with that kind of score past the second round.
 
2010-03-17 02:10:28 PM  
Probably a victim of a snack attack.
 
2010-03-17 02:11:33 PM  
Poisoned potato.
 
2010-03-17 02:11:53 PM  
...the missing heir to an Alabama potato chip fortune

At least he wasn't the heir to a California potato chip fortune.
 
2010-03-17 02:12:37 PM  
I'm sure Tiger is to blame. Somehow.
 
2010-03-17 02:13:21 PM  
I bet it was that Bush's baked beans dog. Word is Bashinsky had figured out the family formula for Bush's delicious baked beans and was planning on going public with it. That dog will do anything to protect his secret recipe.
 
2010-03-17 02:13:51 PM  
And FTFA: 'Contrary to other media reports, Stanley said Bashinsky was not in a bag when his body was found.'

Gosh, I can't believe this was actually in the article; someone has spent too much time reading The Onion...
 
2010-03-17 02:13:52 PM  
Probably died from seeing his reflection in the pond...amirite?
 
2010-03-17 02:14:02 PM  
You know who else was from Alabama?

img.listal.com
 
2010-03-17 02:14:18 PM  

ultraholland: I bet it was that Bush's baked beans dog. Word is Bashinsky had figured out the family formula for Bush's delicious baked beans and was planning on going public with it. That dog will do anything to protect his secret recipe.


ROLL that beautiful bean footage!
 
2010-03-17 02:14:44 PM  
farm1.static.flickr.com

Never mind the colored eggs then.
 
2010-03-17 02:15:02 PM  
Goodbye, Mr. Chips.
 
2010-03-17 02:15:44 PM  
okay, but they never found Helen Brach.....
 
2010-03-17 02:15:47 PM  
Potato Chip Scion
/really?
 
2010-03-17 02:16:20 PM  
Was it the alligator that got Chubbs' hand?
 
2010-03-17 02:16:22 PM  
He should've known to take it easy on the dip
 
2010-03-17 02:16:44 PM  
Was he recently dating Tila Tequila?
 
2010-03-17 02:16:45 PM  
Subby, for making that kind of joke, you're a putts.
 
2010-03-17 02:16:53 PM  
farm1.static.flickr.com

Bet they can't eat just one....golfer.
 
2010-03-17 02:17:00 PM  
Heir to a potato chip fortune. Found in a pond on a golf course. And that is the best headline you could come up with?
 
2010-03-17 02:18:05 PM  

vudukungfu: Potato Chip Scion
/really?


I thought they were plastic. Now I know why I'm always hungry on the freeway.
 
2010-03-17 02:18:06 PM  

veedeevadeevoodee: Looks like he cashed in his chips.


Yeaaaah!

/Puts on sunglasses.
 
2010-03-17 02:18:50 PM  
Alabama Potato Chip Fortune is one of my favorite bands.
 
2010-03-17 02:18:55 PM  

Lanny Budd: Heir to a potato chip fortune. Found in a pond on a golf course. And that is the best headline you could come up with?


The alternative you proposed is clearly superior...

/not subby
 
2010-03-17 02:19:36 PM  
Two pages? Really? Do they think we don't understand what they are doing?

Here's the one page print version (no pic) (new window)
 
2010-03-17 02:19:54 PM  
Found in a pond? Shouldn't that be Major Fallinski, then?
 
2010-03-17 02:22:36 PM  
RIP
beautysweetspot.squarespace.com
 
2010-03-17 02:22:41 PM  
Potato chip heir.
Died on a golf course.

Double bogey!
 
2010-03-17 02:23:19 PM  
Dude...

Just get out a new ball and take the drop and two strokes.

/breast stroke apparently didn't work
 
2010-03-17 02:23:24 PM  
Chip, chip, cheerio ol' chap.
 
2010-03-17 02:23:49 PM  
Was he a double-dipper?
 
2010-03-17 02:23:50 PM  
This sounds like part of a Coen Bros. movie.
 
2010-03-17 02:25:14 PM  
There's nothing worse than getting a heir in your dip.
 
2010-03-17 02:28:23 PM  
dj_swim: Lanny Budd: Heir to a potato chip fortune. Found in a pond on a golf course. And that is the best headline you could come up with?

The alternative you proposed is clearly superior...

/not subby


If the Dalai Lama was hit by lightning and stumbled for help into a Denny's in Dallas where they were holding a seance for Mother Teresa just as the reanimated corpse of Princess Di rose up out of the ground to extract vengance on the gathering of circus clowns and transvestites in the back room, subby's headline would be something about Caturday.
 
2010-03-17 02:28:38 PM  
It looks like he's a chip off the old block.
 
2010-03-17 02:28:44 PM  
"When I tell you to dump a body in the marsh, you dump it in the marsh!"
www.itsoverjonny.com
 
2010-03-17 02:30:40 PM  
He really wanted his ball back.
 
2010-03-17 02:31:23 PM  

dj_swim: Lanny Budd: Heir to a potato chip fortune. Found in a pond on a golf course. And that is the best headline you could come up with?

The alternative you proposed is clearly superior...

/not subby


I would have thought some joke about how his putts were awful, but his chips were great would have been the most obvious choice.
Or something along those lines, at least.

/not subby either
 
2010-03-17 02:31:25 PM  
So is there a penalty if my ball gets stuck under a multi-millionare, or do I get a free drop?
 
2010-03-17 02:31:32 PM  
Contrary to other media reports, Stanley said Bashinsky was not in a bag when his body was found.

That's unfortunate.
Ah well, someone had to bag him eventually so they still got to put *contents may settle in shipping on there.
 
2010-03-17 02:33:53 PM  
I hate soggy chips...
 
2010-03-17 02:35:29 PM  
Maybe it was a cereal killer?

/No wait, those were chips.
 
2010-03-17 02:35:34 PM  

ultraholland: I bet it was that Bush's baked beans dog. Word is Bashinsky had figured out the family formula for Bush's delicious baked beans and was planning on going public with it. That dog will do anything to protect his secret recipe.


Actually, it was the dog trying to sell the recipe, but Jay was keeping him from it.
 
2010-03-17 02:38:12 PM  
He may have created a vortex when he grabbed his chipper...
 
2010-03-17 02:41:31 PM  
Poor guy. He was always someone you could count on when all the chips were facedown.
 
2010-03-17 02:42:13 PM  

yourgfsayshi: ultraholland: I bet it was that Bush's baked beans dog. Word is Bashinsky had figured out the family formula for Bush's delicious baked beans and was planning on going public with it. That dog will do anything to protect his secret recipe.

Actually, it was the dog trying to sell the recipe, but Jay was keeping him from it.


Yeah, that's like the Life cereal comercial everyone gets wrong: "Give it to Mikie! He'll eat anything!"
No, actually Mikie hates everything. Everything except that cereal, which is the whole farking point of the stupid comercial

/Name's Mike
//I eat a lot
///Too thin
 
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