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(NYPost) Spiffy Woman claims her clown shoes were defective. No word on that pesky seltzer bottle   (nypost.com) divider line 44
More: Spiffy, rip-off, fools, halloween party, Sherri Perper, Catherine Montiel, taxi  
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Zulgaines
2010-03-17 12:28:16 PM
Maybe she should shoet herself in the God damn ****ing face.

/doinitrite?
 
skinink
2010-03-17 12:29:43 PM
Now there's some sad things known to man, but ain't too much sadder than the tears of a clown when her shoes knocks her down.
 
DukeBabe
2010-03-17 12:30:01 PM
Wow, totally useless article.
No need to read it, no comment, no comment, drunk fell on face, wants someone else to pay for it.
 
LarryDan43 [TotalFark]
2010-03-17 12:30:18 PM
She bought f me boots but no one wanted to?
 
probesport
2010-03-17 12:30:23 PM
farm1.static.flickr.com
 
grinderman
2010-03-17 12:30:24 PM
FTFA: "She does not want any additional publicity," Montiel said.

HAHAHAHHAHAAA!!! That's IS a funny clown!
 
MaudlinMutantMollusk [TotalFark]
2010-03-17 12:34:07 PM
Fortunately, the large, round, red nose prevented her face hitting the ground.

/she didn't have to buy that, either
 
Ken VeryBigLiar
2010-03-17 12:34:50 PM
Somehow this is Al Bundy's fault.
 
Fano
2010-03-17 12:35:37 PM
FTA:"Perper did not work as a professional clown, her attorney said."

Obviously not if she can't even do a simple pratfall without shattering bones.
 
Vorpal
2010-03-17 12:36:57 PM
30 lawyers will emerge from one car on trial day
 
tsjonesosu
2010-03-17 12:39:09 PM
Sometimes there simply isn't enough clown makeup.

/clownact
 
booger42
2010-03-17 12:43:14 PM
If this is about Octomom.....oh wait...clown SHOES.

Nevermind
 
cwsfa
2010-03-17 12:47:26 PM
TFA: "Perper did not work as a professional clown, her attorney said."

That is GOLD.
 
merzbow [TotalFark]
2010-03-17 12:50:02 PM
www.motifake.com
 
burgle23
2010-03-17 12:50:45 PM
I fell because I put on something that I bought!!!
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
inkling79
2010-03-17 12:51:53 PM
Only one way to take care of defective clown shoes

farm4.static.flickr.com

/"These aren't kid gloves, Ms. Pepper."
 
The Onanist [TotalFark]
2010-03-17 12:56:19 PM
www.cartoonstock.com
 
HowAboutNo
2010-03-17 12:58:33 PM
img260.imageshack.us

/the words "woman" and "clown" in the headline, so semi-obligatory
 
Buttle not Tuttle
2010-03-17 01:15:45 PM
Isn't it rich? Those shoes are a pair. One minute she's on the ground, next, she's in mid-air.
 
elev8meL8r
2010-03-17 01:17:44 PM
i110.photobucket.com
 
rnatalie [TotalFark]
2010-03-17 01:28:49 PM
She needs to let the air out of her shoes and relax.
 
moosesashi
2010-03-17 01:30:04 PM
Um, shouldn't this be tagged as Dumbass?
 
Devil's Playground [TotalFark]
2010-03-17 01:30:04 PM
Oh my god! look at this farking clown
www.411mania.com
 
GoldSpider
2010-03-17 01:32:27 PM
CLOWN THREAD!!
 
DontMakeMeShushYou
2010-03-17 01:36:31 PM
Came for clown sweater pic.

/leaves sad as the tears of a clown
 
elev8meL8r
2010-03-17 01:48:11 PM
uglysweaters.files.wordpress.com
 
elev8meL8r
2010-03-17 01:49:41 PM
farm1.static.flickr.com
 
Mad Scientist
2010-03-17 01:51:12 PM
What a clown shoe may look like.

www.exotic-footwear.ru
 
elev8meL8r
2010-03-17 01:52:46 PM
images2.layoutsparks.com
 
fluffybunny [TotalFark]
2010-03-17 02:02:59 PM
Held for questioning:

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
Giblet
2010-03-17 02:05:39 PM
She's this guy's granddaughter, isn't she?

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
dcb73
2010-03-17 02:06:19 PM
Spiffy Tag?

I hope that was for the clown shoe portion, and not the frivilous lawsuit portion.

Dumbass would be far more fitting... at least better fitting than the shoes apparently.
 
Uncle Pim
2010-03-17 02:06:59 PM
"A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants."

/Probably obscure
 
Salmon
2010-03-17 02:07:08 PM
was she listening to clownstep?
 
Giant Clown Shoe
2010-03-17 02:13:07 PM
UNPOSSIBLE
 
Regnad Kcin
2010-03-17 02:13:35 PM
More should be done to ensure that our nation's clowns are shoved into woodchippers.
 
burgle23
2010-03-17 02:13:49 PM
Young boys LOVE clowns.
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burgle23
2010-03-17 02:21:08 PM
Incidentally, it is John Wayne Gacy's birthday today.
Happy Birthday you murdering, man-boy loving clown rape monster.
You got exactly what you deserved.
 
SearchN
2010-03-17 02:24:39 PM
thinningtheherd.files.wordpress.com

static.desktopnexus.com
 
uncletogie
2010-03-17 02:29:49 PM
Uncle Pim: "A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants."

/Probably obscure

Minutus cantorum, Minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum.

/ far from obscure.
 
Richard_The_Clown
2010-03-17 02:37:19 PM
So she broke some bones when she fell? Pfsshh! I broke my thumb in TWO places when I landed wrong doing a pratfall during one of my shows. I got up, put my thumb back in place and continued the show.

/Man up, Nancy!
 
flava23
2010-03-17 02:43:33 PM
www.bittenandbound.com
 
DaAlien
2010-03-17 05:44:46 PM
rnatalie: She needs to let the air out of her shoes and relax.

Did not expect an FT reference. Golf clap.

/Came for the "blood on the clownsuit" joke.
//Leaving disappointed.
 
Sofa King Smart
2010-03-17 07:01:30 PM
paging farker 'Stupid Floppy Clownshoes' to the thread.
Please report to a white courtesy phone.
 
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