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(Some Looper) Interesting Small Montana town creates 1,000 Buddhas for the Dalai Lama and he promises to visit. So they got that going for them   (missoulian.com) divider line 58
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2010-03-17 11:28:41 AM
My wife is from there

/not a cool story, bro
 
2010-03-17 11:57:27 AM
That's pretty awesome actually.
Now there is a reason to go to Montana besides the sheep.
 
2010-03-17 12:01:46 PM
www.blueberrybrands.com

♫ With a Pair of heavy-duty Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand ♫
 
2010-03-17 12:27:00 PM
how about a little something, you know, for the effort
 
2010-03-17 12:39:38 PM
cretinbob: That's pretty awesome actually.
Now there is a reason to go to Montana besides the sheep.


Glacier National Park is one of the most beautiful places in the world. Especially if you do a little hiking.
 
2010-03-17 12:40:42 PM
... which is nice.
 
2010-03-17 12:40:57 PM
Which is nice.....

/headline now complete
 
2010-03-17 12:41:29 PM
Looper?
 
2010-03-17 12:42:37 PM
That's nice.
 
2010-03-17 12:43:31 PM
Just stay away from the ticking Buddha made by that weird guy who lives alone in the small shack at the edge of town.
 
2010-03-17 12:44:23 PM
Gunga la gunga.
 
2010-03-17 12:46:41 PM
The Lama should plan a visit and show some appreciation, you know, for the effort.
 
2010-03-17 12:49:14 PM
why would anyone want that hack to come anywhere near them?
 
2010-03-17 12:49:21 PM
gunga gunga galunga
/pitchfork
 
2010-03-17 12:49:48 PM
Wookard: Looper?

Yeah, a jock, you know, a jock.

/Big hitter, the Lama
 
2010-03-17 12:52:10 PM
i78.photobucket.com

Buddha to Montana soon...
(Gunga-La-Gunga-Gun-Tyyyy-Ayyyyyyyyy)
 
2010-03-17 12:52:35 PM
www.ibiblio.org
Someone say Montana?
 
2010-03-17 12:52:53 PM
cretinbob: That's pretty awesome actually.
Now there is a reason to go to Montana besides the sheep.


yes, it sucks. Stay away. Well, maybe just come for a visit--stay in our motels, eat in our restaurants, buy our gas, and buy lots of chainsaw bears to take home.

/Because there are way too many of those farkers around.
 
2010-03-17 12:52:56 PM
mtylerjr: cretinbob: That's pretty awesome actually.
Now there is a reason to go to Montana besides the sheep.

Glacier National Park is one of the most beautiful places in the world. Especially if you do a little hiking.


Yeah, I was about to say that. Montana is really beautiful. Great hiking, fishing, etc.

But I can totally see how people who are not into outdoorsy stuff would be bored to tears.
 
2010-03-17 12:53:28 PM
God Hates Small Montana Towns!
 
2010-03-17 12:54:59 PM
I approve
 
2010-03-17 12:55:14 PM
LAUGHTER OL yes because there are no other reasons to visit the Montana state. This is the sarcastic comment from me if you do not know this. There are millions of very good things to do there whether you like the outdoors or you do not like this. Also you can have the house that is bigger than the box of matches.
 
2010-03-17 12:57:26 PM
I wonder if the Lama is going to be playing golf.

Big hitter, that Lama.
 
2010-03-17 12:57:28 PM
Came for The Hunt for Red October reference, leaves satisfied
 
2010-03-17 12:57:30 PM
Came in for the"...which is nice."

Thanks Bacon
 
2010-03-17 12:57:39 PM
meow said the dog: LAUGHTER OL yes because there are no other reasons to visit the Montana state. This is the sarcastic comment from me if you do not know this. There are millions of very good things to do there whether you like the outdoors or you do not like this. Also you can have the house that is bigger than the box of matches.

Yeah, you can buy a 10000 acre ranch. The locals love that. Especially if you are a rich Californian.
 
2010-03-17 01:00:32 PM
Come on down to Phil's Buddha Barn for all your Buddha needs!

This week we have a sale on plaster of Paris Buddhas with the face of Bill Clinton for only $2.99, or three for $4.99. Al Gore Buddhas are now available at prices from 99 cents and up.

Buddhas make great conversation starters for the home or garden and can also be used as borders to gardens or patios. Tired of people parking on the grass? Get some Buddhas!

There is no problem you can't solve with the right Buddha or an assortment of Buddhas.

Come down on Wednesday and get a free Chia Buddha with any purchase of $19.99 or more.

Buddhas make great traffic calmers and can also be used to keep cattle and wildlife out of your garden or swimming pool.

Come on down to Phil's Buddha Barn. We have every kind, size and shape of Buddha you can imagine. We have meditating Buddhas, reclining Buddhas, Buddhas of Healing, Chinese Buddhas, and even novelty Buddha squeeky toys with choice of laptop or cellphone for your pet or gag gifts.


Don't you ever miss SCTV? Or does Fark satisfy your need for popular culture parodies? Personally, I could handle both at the same time.

I have one of those Buddha with a laptop squeeky toys as well as the little Buddhist monk with the cellphone wind-up toy. The Buddha would be amused or else he would say "I don't sound like that, do I?"

EEK, EEK, EEK!
 
2010-03-17 01:00:55 PM
cryinoutloud: buy lots of chainsaw bears to take home.

Ugg, I live in Oregon, and we have like a $3,000,000 import tax on chainsaw bears due to our vast overpopulation, it has been said that next year they will start to issue hunting tags for them.
 
2010-03-17 01:04:12 PM
2 Montana memes + a Caddyshack Lama meme and there ya go.

img682.imageshack.us
A convergence of Harmony.
 
2010-03-17 01:07:18 PM
I think I'll have to go see that when it's done
 
2010-03-17 01:13:13 PM
Dalai Lama
Lama Lama
Hey Hey
Good Bye
 
2010-03-17 01:29:30 PM
I saw a cute Uruguayan movie about a small poor village on the Brazilian border that was going to be visited by the pope. Everybody in the village got peso signs in their eyes and started making bread and pastries and empanadas and souvenirs and all sorts of things to sell to the Brazillions of visitors. The main character decides to spend his life savings making a pay toilet, using supplies he had to smuggle in from Brazil to avoid a corrupt customs official. It turned out that the Brazilian visitors brought lunch with them on the bus and left as soon as the event was over without buying a thing.
 
2010-03-17 01:37:53 PM
jimpoz: I saw a cute Uruguayan movie about a small poor village on the Brazilian border that was going to be visited by the pope. Everybody in the village got peso signs in their eyes and started making bread and pastries and empanadas and souvenirs and all sorts of things to sell to the Brazillions of visitors. The main character decides to spend his life savings making a pay toilet, using supplies he had to smuggle in from Brazil to avoid a corrupt customs official. It turned out that the Brazilian visitors brought lunch with them on the bus and left as soon as the event was over without buying a thing.

Who knew all of those Jews would be so eager to see the pope?

/aisle seat? thx.
 
2010-03-17 01:40:00 PM
cryinoutloud: buy lots of chainsaw bears to take home.

/Because there are way too many of those farkers around.


Yes. Yes there are. LOL

/Fellow Montanian
//It sucks here, don't stay
 
2010-03-17 01:43:56 PM
Well if it is all related, I smoked 1000 grams of buddha last night.

/At least I thought I did
//bloowwwnage!
 
2010-03-17 01:50:53 PM
Don't support theocracy. The Dalai Lama is just the Taliban with better PR.
 
2010-03-17 01:52:29 PM
languageisavirus.com
What a small Montana may look like.
 
2010-03-17 01:52:58 PM
Rann Xerox

... and his daughter

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2010-03-17 02:00:45 PM
Funny fact:
The Dalai lama has declared Steven Seagal to be a tulku (reincarnated Tibetan lama)
 
2010-03-17 02:20:29 PM
Lessee if I get this straight?

www.nndb.com
Fernando Lamas

www.gunga.at
Dalai Lama

www.clker.com
Shiat

blogs.houstonpress.com
Shinola

/hotlink hapiness
 
2010-03-17 02:31:59 PM
i.ytimg.com

Does not approve.

Why the hell can't I find a picture of Bob in that sketch... dear God, are my GIS skills finally failing me? (sob)

/hot
 
2010-03-17 02:46:11 PM
oldebayer: Just stay away from the ticking Buddha made by that weird guy who lives alone in the small shack at the edge of town.

ha!!!! no shiat. then i was a kid my grandma/grandpa had a cabin on copper creek outside of lincoln. spent a lotta time there. kazinski's cabin was only a few miles away.

/beautiful area
//montana is way cool.
///love my state
 
2010-03-17 02:47:55 PM
cryinoutloud: cretinbob: That's pretty awesome actually.
Now there is a reason to go to Montana besides the sheep.

yes, it sucks. Stay away. Well, maybe just come for a visit--stay in our motels, eat in our restaurants, buy our gas, and buy lots of chainsaw bears to take home.

/Because there are way too many of those farkers around.


i agree with you also!!! spent a lotta time in your neck 'o the woods...love it.
 
2010-03-17 02:48:08 PM
Fuggin Bizzy: cryinoutloud: buy lots of chainsaw bears to take home.

/Because there are way too many of those farkers around.

Yes. Yes there are. LOL

/Fellow Montanian
//It sucks here, don't stay


Seriously, I hate living here don't stay. Great place to visit but you should leave after spending a lot of money.

/kalispell montana which is an hour and half from the small montana town
//so going to see the dalai lama when he comes!
 
2010-03-17 04:01:45 PM
First thing I thought of was all those Buddhas were bought from China.
 
2010-03-17 04:10:34 PM
i was once in Bozeman
swam in Flathead Lake
but i never saw the way
to the Treasure State
i was only three years dead
Big sky ran a race
and now listen, little child
to The Last Best Place

did you ever see a Lama
kiss a Lama
on the Lama
Lama's Lama
tastes of Lama
Lama Lama
duck
 
2010-03-17 04:10:58 PM
Arlee MT is a shiathole

/grew up 40 miles from there
 
2010-03-17 04:55:38 PM
cryinoutloud: buy lots of chainsaw bears to take home.

I LOL'd.

(Used to live in a tiny town west of Missoula.)
 
2010-03-17 04:58:07 PM
vengethis: Arlee MT is a shiathole

/grew up 40 miles from there


Could you smell the Frenchtown mill? If so we might have been neighbors.
 
2010-03-17 05:03:57 PM
ackb4r: But I can totally see how people who are not into outdoorsy stuff would be bored to tears.

Not so! That's where I learned to drink, do drugs, and bang every chick in my little town. Although to be honest a fair amount of that did take place in the outdoors.
 
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