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(Mainichi Daily News)   "Thick" suitcase leads to search, yielding record ecstasy haul. James Bond surrenders   ( ) divider line 55
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2003-04-27 02:44:10 AM  
Well, at least it wasn't a suitcase full of SARS.
2003-04-27 02:56:31 AM  
Wow, at least it wasn't full of Goodhead...
2003-04-27 02:58:08 AM  
In one fell swoop, thousands of Japanese boyfriends see their dreams of unimaginably freaky sex shattered.
2003-04-27 04:40:19 AM  
Ecstasy in a suitcase? I thought it came in the palm of my hand....

2003-04-27 05:53:56 AM  
thought it came in the palm of my hand....

Too easy. The syntax/joke correlation is too high.
2003-04-27 05:55:13 AM  
Holy Lord that's alot of sextacy!!!
I bet there's gonna be alot of disappointed ravers out there now!
2003-04-27 05:58:25 AM  
They should have know that 60,000 tablets was going to get noticed, now if they had not been so greedy and gone with 50,000 they could have made it.
2003-04-27 06:00:17 AM  

I bet they were rolling in the clouds on their flights!

But yeah.. I'm sure the authorities are going to have fun with that pure little Euro stash..
2003-04-27 06:03:44 AM  
Looks like 60,000 less pin holes in idiots brains.
2003-04-27 06:10:19 AM  
only 60,000?

Something like ten times that many is consumed every weekend. This is emptying the ocean with a spoon, people.

Futile drug war loses again. Even when it wins.
2003-04-27 06:11:15 AM  
They should have made the person eat them all.
2003-04-27 06:15:41 AM  
wow about $2 million worth of it.
2003-04-27 06:18:45 AM  
Oh is this the way they say the future's meant to feel? Just 20,000 people standing in a field.
And I don't quite understand just what this feeling is.
But that's okay 'cause we're all sorted out for E's and wizz.
And tell me when the spaceship lands
'cause all this has just got to mean something.
In the middle of the nite, it feels alright, but then tommorow morning.
Oh then you come down.
Oh yeah the pirate radio station told us what was going down.
Got the tickets from some mashed up bloke in Camden Town.
Oh and no-one seems to know exactly where it is.
But that's okay 'cause we're all sorted out for E's and wizz.
At 4 o'clock the normal world seems very, very, very far away.
In the middle of the nite, it feels alright, but then tommorow morning.
Oh then you come down. Just keep on moving...
Everybody asks your name
They say we're all the same and it's "nice one", "geezer"
But that's as far as the conversation went.
I lost my friends, I dance alone, it's six o'clock I wanna go home.
But it's "no way", "not today", makes you wonder what it meant.
And this hollow feeling grows and grows and grows and grows
And you want to phone your mother and say
"Mother, I can never come home again
'cause I seem to have left an important part of my brain somewhere
Somewhere in a field in Hampshire".
Alright. In the middle of the nite, it feels alright
But then tommorow morning.
Oh then you come down.
What if you never come down?
2003-04-27 06:38:30 AM  
"Sir!..........Sir! Turn the techno down and open the suitcase!


What?!?! F1r5+ P05+ opens his suitcase for noone!
2003-04-27 06:38:57 AM  
See, if they'd been playing their Dope Wars and doing their homework, they'd realize that ecstasy isn't the drug to be dealing in. You've gotta get cocaine and heroin. Mix it up a little.
2003-04-27 06:40:38 AM  
Couple 'O baggies in the ass and he was scott free.
2003-04-27 06:44:57 AM  
ecstacy was invented as a dietry supplement for people with weight problems.

Yay, lose weight, take E's. It's just unfortunate that side effects include making you dance like a twat.
2003-04-27 06:46:18 AM  

I'll think you'll find crack is where its at.
2003-04-27 06:47:30 AM  
....and putting your noggin' against a 6 foot speaker while your eardrums slowly bleed.
2003-04-27 06:51:29 AM  
ecstasy bad, pedo/scat/rape porn good.
2003-04-27 06:54:53 AM  
"Put away the glow sticks, vicks vapor rub, menthol cigarettes, techno crap, face masks and the glow in the dark beads...the ecstasy never showed up"
"Damnit, I wanted to die of dehydration or too much hydration or have unconcious gay sex with a complete stranger"

I am really sad to see people have fun this way.
/grabs a beer
2003-04-27 07:08:58 AM  
04-27-03 06:40:38 AM JoeCamelToe
Couple 'O baggies in the ass and he was scott free.

2003-04-27 07:23:00 AM  
I'm completely missing the James Bond connection here other than the bust was in Europe.
2003-04-27 07:26:35 AM  
Anybody who carries that much weight in MDMA gets Pussy Galore.
2003-04-27 07:27:13 AM  
cursed tags!

*shakes fist at html gods*
2003-04-27 07:38:48 AM  
The spy who drugged me?

From skating rink with love?

Dr. Yes?

2003-04-27 07:46:10 AM  
JCT, you continue to slay me.

How about Rollin'Eye?

Just One is Not Enough?

Or Brain-fry Another Day?
2003-04-27 07:46:54 AM  

I have been cursed!

*slinks away*
2003-04-27 07:50:22 AM  
Dr. Octogonpussy?

Live and let fry?

In her Majesty's secret Stash?

Beans are forever?
2003-04-27 07:52:11 AM  
Licence to pill?
2003-04-27 07:52:45 AM  
A view to a pill?
2003-04-27 08:03:06 AM  
I am really sad to see people have fun this way.
/grabs a beer

Well there's irony for you. How many of you holier-than-thous have even tried the stuff?
2003-04-27 08:03:31 AM  
yeah, they just wanted to put "... surrenders" on the end
2003-04-27 08:09:19 AM  
they just found enough mdma powder in a freight container is sydney to make 1 million tablets. now i gotta go to melbourne...
2003-04-27 08:18:45 AM  
Xeroproject - time to go rent "From Russia With Love."

It was probably the glow sticks that gave him away.
2003-04-27 08:25:45 AM  
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2003-04-27 08:45:00 AM  
Don't knock it till you've tried it.
2003-04-27 09:46:30 AM  
That street value math is way off.. even at top price per pill its still off by millions.
2003-04-27 10:23:56 AM  
Shouldn't have gone to Chiba with the chiba

2003-04-27 10:36:02 AM  
Kinkladzie-left-foot: Yup, best high ever.
2003-04-27 10:48:27 AM  
60,000 at what i used to pay on average $18.

18 x 60,000 = $1,080,000

word to the wise. it's fun until you start forgetting what you were about to say mid-sentence : (
2003-04-27 11:20:43 AM  
Humans have a tendency to state and repeat the very, very obvious, such as "It's a nice day," or, "You're very tall," or, "Oh dear, you seem to have fallen down a thirty-foot well, are you alright?"
2003-04-27 11:22:47 AM  
If it's in the UK then you're not looking at more than $3 a pill these days. So I've heard....
2003-04-27 11:43:52 AM  

My advice to people who want to get into that sort of thing -- start a little smaller than that, then maybe work your way up.

I'll bet the Japanese almost missed that one 'cause the guy wasn't coming from North Korea, which is currently Asia's (and Australia's) choice source of X and opium.
2003-04-27 12:17:29 PM  
$18? $3!? Holy Christ. Times like these I wish I had connections in larger cities. Current average price around here is $30 if you can find it, $25 is good, and $20 only if you're farking the dealer.
2003-04-27 12:29:59 PM  
cops cracking down on pot will get people into harder/easier to find drugs. the narcotics agency went and took all the glass from all the headshops around here.

on another note. theres a bunch of uppity middle eastern lookin people runnin a shoddy luggage store in the mall.
2003-04-27 02:09:13 PM  
Did anyone else notice that the names changed as you read through the article?

Police and customs officials said Natsuko Nakajima and Yoshiatsugu Miyazaki arrived from Paris on April 6.
Nakajima said she brought in Miyazaki to assist with the operation.

The part-time worker enticed 28-year-old Yamazaki, who used to work together with Nakajima at a Tokyo bar...
Nakajima and Yamazaki reportedly received the suitcase stashed with ecstasy from another man in Amsterdam.
2003-04-27 02:32:35 PM  
mdma isn't much at all in some places of the in st. louis a couple years ago(4) you could get a pill for 15$ your lucky to find pills for 25$ if at all...o 1.5 mil @ 25bux a bill....still a bit more than i can afford
2003-04-27 02:38:06 PM  
Great, now the japanese won't have an excuse for their crazy fads.
2003-04-27 05:04:18 PM  
umm... E is bad, kids.

Drop acid.
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