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(Abc.net.au)   In this case, the dog/muzzle/crotch connection is a good thing   (abc.net.au) divider line 26
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2003-04-27 12:25:04 AM  
Dogs muzzling crotch. I wonder if this is okay according to the Santorum value system.
 
2003-04-27 02:14:17 AM  
Incredible. I mean, I knew odors were like colors to dogs and all, but it is amazing their noses can accomplish something like this. And what does cancer smell like? Can you mask it with asparagus?
 
2003-04-27 02:31:21 AM  
It tastes like... cancer!
 
2003-04-27 02:49:40 AM  
Strange. Cool if it works, but strange.
 
2003-04-27 04:41:42 AM  
Sure...And women complain of cold speculums !

3Horn
 
2003-04-27 05:40:35 AM  
If he's a good boy and detects it, do you throw him a boner?


/runs away before getting beaten up
 
2003-04-27 06:52:29 AM  
When was this ever bad?
 
2003-04-27 06:58:50 AM  
Nice, but I'll be damned if I'm going to step outside to piss on a tree during my next medical exam.
 
2003-04-27 06:59:46 AM  

*WOOF!*

What is it boy?

*WOOF! WOOF WOOF!*

Timmy's pissing behind the barn and he is dying of cancer?

*WOOF!*
*pant pant*
 
2003-04-27 07:00:02 AM  
um.....still no cure for cancer found.

/obvious
 
2003-04-27 07:01:25 AM  
Scenario1:
Dog smells VD and runs to a whorehouse
Scenario2:
Dog smells sperm and bites your hand off
Scenario3:
Dog starts humping your leg
 
2003-04-27 07:17:28 AM  


This little fella is trained to wipe your ass too.
 
2003-04-27 07:18:29 AM  
Do I get to be the one who says 'what exactly is ironic about this?'
 
2003-04-27 07:26:49 AM  
Sure. Go ahead.
 
2003-04-27 07:56:18 AM  
Just spread peanutbutter on your prostate. If the dog licks it off your clean of cancer.......and turned on.
 
2003-04-27 08:01:55 AM  
IRONIC? what's ironic about this? more like STRANGE to me...
 
2003-04-27 09:01:33 AM  
(replay from email thread on this last night)

Test procedure:
1. Dog sticks his clod / wet / slimy nose up the patient's asshat.
2. Dog barks.
3. if the echo sounds funny, the patient has cancer.

Off to Hell for me...
 
2003-04-27 11:13:02 AM  
So can we train them to smell shiat and determine if we have colon cancer? The first step of training wouldn't be a problem.
 
2003-04-27 11:18:56 AM  
Humans have a tendency to state and repeat the very, very obvious, such as "It's a nice day," or, "You're very tall," or, "Oh dear, you seem to have fallen down a thirty-foot well, are you alright?"
 
2003-04-27 11:27:38 AM  
Good article, and a use long overdue. Unfortunately, I see the aussies still use the outdated and erroneous term "alsatian" when they REALLY mean German Shepherd Dog.
 
2003-04-27 11:34:14 AM  
brown nosers...

/said it
 
2003-04-27 11:40:03 AM  
"Oh...Sorry. He must be picking up the smell of your dog!"

thank you. thank you very much
 
2003-04-27 11:57:56 AM  
 
2003-04-27 12:05:01 PM  
Damn shame of a good dog, who could have lived life hunting, swimming after ducks, and being a companion.

Instead, he gets to smell a bunch of nasty geezer piss, everyday for the rest of his life.....

Wonder what PETA thinks of this....
 
2003-04-27 01:28:57 PM  
"Here you go Skippy, now does he... no, Skippy. No, Skippy! NO! BAD DOG! BAD DOG!

...

Mr. Johnson, could you drink this gallon of water? You see, we, uh... lost... your sample. Thanks."
 
Icy
2003-04-27 03:00:33 PM  
Purple_Jack: That made me laugh :)
 
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