They must have used up all the poop.

We need video of this. Everyone wants to see video of macaque.

Not amused

[insert dick joke here]

If you grow up Drew so will we. Our employers are starting to wonder. Monkeyballs, snow, snot or poo who cares? Stop flinging them at main-stream media. NEVA!

katghoti: Not amused

Are you implying that Zira is snowballing Taylor?

It's St. Patrick's Day dammit! Make me some monkey fighting crubeens yeh daft wench!

farking monkeys.

Always getting into shiat.

I see you've already beaten macaque jokes, so I guess I came too late.

I thought it was going to be one of the Philly high school snowball fights.

//going to hell

Man, 2 whole pics.

What, is it snowing at the White House again?

zepplinrules: farking monkeys.

Always getting into shiat.



Literally?

Masashi, 40, from Tokushima, Japan, took the pictures over three months this winter during time off from his job as a civil engineer.

I want his job, three mouths off and time to hang out photographing monkeys playing with their balls; I might do something else with my time, like playing with my balls.

And afterward, they will go relax in the hot springs. farking monkeys have it better than I do!

Them Japanese macaques are angry little bastards. The guy next door to my room in an onsen once walked into his room to find a large monkey sat munching away on his cucumbers (don't ask, I was in rural Japan. They give you vegetables and fruit at the drop of a hat). One of the tribe then scaled up the wall onto the balcony of my room (third floor) to try and steal my bag of cucumbers. Unpleasant looking sod, it was.

Monkey knife fights > Monkey snowball fights

Now i know where big-foot stories came from. Some tiny Japanese dude drank too much saki one night and saw one of these doing something human.



The lest is histoly.

AbiNormal: And afterward, they will go relax in the hot springs. farking monkeys have it better than I do!

Not all of them...

CygnusDarius: AbiNormal: And afterward, they will go relax in the hot springs. farking monkeys have it better than I do!

Not all of them...

WTF IS WRONG W/ THAT MONKEY?!

FTFA: He said: 'I love watching these macaques playing and dancing in the snow, they are like funky monkeys.

'These macaques are renowned around the world for their fun-loving behaviour, I believe many people in Japan love to watch them like myself.'

He also likes bootblacking, very much.

Jabba Monkey!

He eludes the defender...he's at the 40...the 30...the 20...the 10...TOUCHDOWN!

NurseBenny: Jabba Monkey!

Well played, good sir, well played.

But wait:



bwah-evil-lolz!!

ARGH.

I needed brain bleach after CygnusDarius's post.
Quick, to the cute monkeymobile!

Looks strangely presidential.

numbone: Looks strangely presidential.

Oh, for fark's sakes!.

"See? Even Steve is throwing chocolate snowballs..... oh...."

Mojo Snowjo!

numbone: Looks strangely presidential.



Indeed.

Monkeys have learned to forge weapons from snow, EVERYONE PANIC!

numbone: Looks strangely presidential.

dammit

Photo 2: Cleveland Browns

EdNortonsTwin: Now i know where big-foot stories came from. Some tiny Japanese dude drank too much saki one night and saw one of these doing something human.



The lest is histoly.

That would be a Yeti.

CygnusDarius: AbiNormal: And afterward, they will go relax in the hot springs. farking monkeys have it better than I do!

Not all of them...

Type 2 diabeetus?

VimFuego: He eludes the defender...he's at the 40...the 30...the 20...the 10...TOUCHDOWN!



Look at that little monkey run.

MACAQUE!

From a story (new window) linked on that site:

So... cute...

Queensowntalia:

Awwh, man. Those photos are achingly cute.

And yeah, the monkeys are adorable in the mountains and snow. I've been meaning to go there and check 'em out.

/lives an hour from the place in the article

CygnusDarius: AbiNormal: And afterward, they will go relax in the hot springs. farking monkeys have it better than I do!

Not all of them...


Jap monkey...
That funky monkey..
Jap monkey..chunky..
that funky monkey

What, no monkey sword fight photo. I am disappointed.