/ word on Arrakis is Spice abuse leads to much harder stuff

Back in my day, when we were that hard up for a buzz we just ate raw nutmeg. It would trip you out pretty hard and as a bonus it made all your burps taste like egg nog.

Victory is my favorite Spice but I sure do like that Scary Spice.

Pretty soon they'll graduate from that and get into the really hard stuff; chemical-laced milk exclusively derived from cats with rats tied to their legs.

at least six people have been treated in the emergency room for stomach pain

This is an epidemic.

Diogenes: I heard that made you nauseous. What were the side effects, other than Christmas breath?

You have to get the dosage just right. Too much will make you feel pretty awful.

It's a really strange feeling. Imagine a dextromethorphan trip without the drunken haze, and that's sort of what it's like. It's not an experience I care to repeat.

get out of my mind!

I'd still get stoned with them. And when they started singing, I'd offer to go out and get us some pizzas.

/and condoms. lots of condoms.

Sybarite: Oh sure, it sounds exciting, until you realize you're the guy that has to vacuum up the water leaking from the tank with the giant fetus in it.

Excuse me, but that "giant fetus" is my wife!

Manswers did an episode where they went through all the various things that were supposed to get you high when you smoked them. The only one that was legit was the spice one - I can't remember if it was nutmeg or something else...

Jimmy Devil Rocket Science: Diogenes: I heard that made you nauseous. What were the side effects, other than Christmas breath?

You have to get the dosage just right. Too much will make you feel pretty awful.


They tried and failed?

Fabric_Man: Jimmy Devil Rocket Science: Diogenes: I heard that made you nauseous. What were the side effects, other than Christmas breath?

You have to get the dosage just right. Too much will make you feel pretty awful.


They tried and failed?

They tried and died.

Uzzah: I'd still get stoned with them. And when they started singing, I'd offer to go out and get us some pizzas.

/and condoms. lots of condoms.

Don't hold back,

Tell me what you want, what you really, really want...

Just watch out for the one that looks like sting, I hear he's a mean bastard with a knife.

I came for the Spice Girls. I leave satisfied.

The Spice Must Flow

\why, yes, I am trippin' balls

Uzzah: I'd still get stoned with them. And when they started singing, I'd offer to go out and get us some pizzas.

/and condoms. lots of condoms.

Ginger and Baby were the only two that ever did anything for me, not that they ever actually did anything for me... le sigh

Uzzah: I'd still get stoned with them. And when they started singing, I'd offer to go out and get us some pizzas.

/and condoms. lots of condoms.

I'd Kwisatz her Haderach. Possibly even with my Gom Jabbar..

Mugato: I hope they don't get their spice from Han Solo. He's known to drop his cargo at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser.

Even Han Solo get boarded sometimes. Do you think he had a choice?

When will there be a drug that will make me smarter!


/i r dum

Did not know that the Kessel Run began at Clemson SC, just down the road from me....

This thread needs more Alicia Witt.

Dr. Flavenglaven: The Spice Must Flow

\why, yes, I am trippin' balls

Try this one. (new window)

came specifically for dunecat

leaving satisfied

/mostly because I dont have anything witty or clever to add (as usual?)

Its two tickets for that thing you love.

I can has Dune thread? (new window)

/long live the fighters!

Mugato: I hope they don't get their spice from Han Solo. He's known to drop his cargo at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser.

In all fairness, Han's not talking about your local bulk cruisers, he's talking about the BIG Corellian ships.

CygnusDarius: Came here for Dune references, leaving here riding a worm.

The Dune reference is in the headline, so really you just came here to brag about your worm.

poopeater: I came for the Spice Girls. I leave satisfied.

I too came for the Spice Girls...

/sleepy

That stuff is addictive. I stared at the wavy lines for hours just for one clear shot of a boob.

Richard Freckle: I don't get it, I'm not a fan of Star Trek Wars

Was that the mass migration of Star Wars fans?

Great, another article chock full of absolute shiat with no sources or research whatsoever to prove its claims. First of all, Spice and K2 are different products. They aren't just different names for the same thing. Spice lasts longer, k2 is cheaper, and they probably use a different combination of chemicals.

K2 might effect your allergies or give you some paranoia, but it definitely performs as advertised. Well I suppose I ought to order some more Summit before idiot legislators ban another drug based on bad reporting and fear mongering.

I remember this dude telling me about how he gets high off dried banana peels and all I could think was, "So that's what happens when you can't find real drugs."

Looking forward to getting off work and going home to the real thing.

Sybarite: Oh sure, it sounds exciting, until you realize you're the guy that has to vacuum up the water leaking from the tank with the giant fetus in it.

But pretty soon you'll get promoted to cow-prodder.

cdsmith74: Mugato: I hope they don't get their spice from Han Solo. He's known to drop his cargo at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser.

In all fairness, Han's not talking about your local bulk cruisers, he's talking about the BIG Corellian ships.

Damnit, every time I get fed up with Fark's obviously sold links, troll headlines, and stupid crap, stuff like this makes me like Fark all over again.

/originally got hooked from the epic Ackbar photoshop thread.