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(AccessAtlanta) Amusing Answering an age old question 'what would the dog do if he CAUGHT the car?', is this story from Chatanooga. BONUS: It was a cop car   (accessatlanta.com) divider line 82
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xanadian [TotalFark]
2010-03-17 11:08:43 AM
This would've been better if submitted on Cursday, but I'll take what I can get.

i249.photobucket.com
 
eddyatwork
2010-03-17 11:31:00 AM
You know, if I were the cop and a dog started eating my squad car, I'd be updating the old resume.
 
factoryconnection
2010-03-17 12:05:59 PM
By the time McCamey Animal Center staffers captured that dog and two others, it had chewed two tires and the entire front bumper off Holmes' patrol car.

Suck my diiiiiiiiiiiick, I'm a bulldog!

The beast took the bumper cover off of the car. I don't think they make Kongs for this one.
 
Phil McKraken
2010-03-17 12:06:40 PM
LOL
 
HAMMERTOE
2010-03-17 12:06:54 PM
Don't cops shoot dogs on sight in Tennessee?
 
silentneep
2010-03-17 12:07:02 PM
officers used pepper spray and a Taser on it, but the animal wasn't deterred.

That is one badass dog.
 
HAMMERTOE
2010-03-17 12:09:16 PM
Hell, you know how much dogs love bacon.
 
yourgfsayshi
2010-03-17 12:11:13 PM
HAMMERTOE: Hell, you know how much dogs love bacon.

Nice. Why not call animal control instead of 'Taser'-ing the dog?
 
factoryconnection
2010-03-17 12:11:52 PM
HAMMERTOE: Hell, you know how much dogs love bacon.

It is as if the story placed it on a tee, and you're the only one to see it and swing cleanly. Bravo.
 
Farking Classy
2010-03-17 12:12:22 PM
Awesome, we need this dog for police work. He finds the criminals and rips off a leg, they get into a vehicle, he takes out a couple of wheels.
 
Misanthropic Byotch
2010-03-17 12:13:21 PM
yourgfsayshi: HAMMERTOE: Hell, you know how much dogs love bacon.

Nice. Why not call animal control instead of 'Taser'-ing the dog?

Cause then there would be no reason for them to taser anything!
 
AgentBang
2010-03-17 12:13:47 PM
static.pyzam.com

Whoozza good puppy?
 
drah kniht
2010-03-17 12:13:51 PM
The owner was cited and the dogs were removed.

I'm glad they were able to see the owner.
 
w00ty
2010-03-17 12:14:16 PM
The dog was cited and the owners were removed.
 
improvius
2010-03-17 12:14:20 PM
Good boy.
 
Chagrin
2010-03-17 12:15:46 PM
factoryconnection: By the time McCamey Animal Center staffers captured that dog and two others, it had chewed two tires and the entire front bumper off Holmes' patrol car.

Suck my diiiiiiiiiiiick, I'm a bulldog!

The beast took the bumper cover off of the car. I don't think they make Kongs for this one.

Sentence implies that the dog chewed the tires off the car as well.

Assumedly the writer is just retarded. Otherwise that'd be one badass dog.
 
Jeng
2010-03-17 12:17:02 PM
drah kniht: The owner was cited and the dogs were removed.

I'm glad they were able to see the owner.

No, cited, past tense, he was able to see at one time, but no more. What that has to do with the dogs being removed, I have no idea.
 
Zulgaines
2010-03-17 12:19:22 PM
Chagrin: factoryconnection: By the time McCamey Animal Center staffers captured that dog and two others, it had chewed two tires and the entire front bumper off Holmes' patrol car.

Suck my diiiiiiiiiiiick, I'm a bulldog!

The beast took the bumper cover off of the car. I don't think they make Kongs for this one.

Sentence implies that the dog chewed the tires off the car as well.

Assumedly the writer is just retarded. Otherwise that'd be one badass dog.

www.bodybuildingfiguren.de
 
Day_Old_Dutchie
2010-03-17 12:20:53 PM
img87.imageshack.us
 
factoryconnection
2010-03-17 12:22:16 PM
Chagrin: Sentence implies that the dog chewed the tires off the car as well.

Assumedly the writer is just retarded. Otherwise that'd be one badass dog.

I didn't want to assume from the ambiguous article that the dog had actually broken the tire walls as opposed to just some spirited gnawing. Tires are really resilient!
 
VaMinion
2010-03-17 12:22:39 PM
karthikrm.files.wordpress.com
"I'm like a dog chasing cars! I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one!"
 
Whose leg...
2010-03-17 12:23:26 PM
Not to pee on the parade, but you spell Chattanooga with two "t"s, mitty.

/that is all
 
reddot
2010-03-17 12:24:30 PM
farm2.static.flickr.com
 
RuckBreaksScissors
2010-03-17 12:25:19 PM
www.gwknights.com

I heard it was a new flavor of Beggin' Strips - Bacon and Donut flavored. (Damn I wish I could photoshop at all).
 
vol1805
2010-03-17 12:26:19 PM
the owner tried but too much meth had made them loose all their teeth
 
astralvortex
2010-03-17 12:27:58 PM
Dog deserves a hero tag and a rare steak.
 
mandingueiro
2010-03-17 12:31:59 PM
www.bigbulldogs.com

/oohrah
 
Fano
2010-03-17 12:37:24 PM
thosearemyshoes.com

Strikes again at all uniformed government employees
 
mks113
2010-03-17 12:40:32 PM
OK, where is the far-side cartoon of the dog humping the car that got larson in a bit of trouble?
 
Bf+
2010-03-17 12:41:55 PM
www.blogcdn.com
Looks like you're about a quart low.
 
Talkc
2010-03-17 12:42:07 PM
Come get the muffin, HOOCH!

GET THE MUFFIN HOOCH!!!

/All i got.
 
HAMMERTOE
2010-03-17 12:45:24 PM
factoryconnection: I didn't want to assume from the ambiguous article that the dog had actually broken the tire walls as opposed to just some spirited gnawing. Tires are really resilient!

I used to have this carpet-looking mutt about 10 years ago. It chewed the tire off of my wheelbarrow. And I mean completely off. Wheelbarrow was there; tire was in pieces on the lawn.
 
Zulgaines
2010-03-17 12:46:22 PM
mks113: OK, where is the far-side cartoon of the dog humping the car that got larson in a bit of trouble?

O_O

Requesting.
 
Buster 49
2010-03-17 12:50:33 PM
Our rotter chewed the tire off the riding lawnmower.

But I find it difficult to believe a dog could chew the tires off a police cruiser, especially since said tires are likely to be "speed rated" and therefore heavily reinforced
 
BubbaWilkins [TotalFark]
2010-03-17 12:50:55 PM
IT'S BACON!!!!!
 
factoryconnection
2010-03-17 12:53:17 PM
HAMMERTOE: I used to have this carpet-looking mutt about 10 years ago. It chewed the tire off of my wheelbarrow. And I mean completely off. Wheelbarrow was there; tire was in pieces on the lawn.

Entirely believable, but highway tires are a different tale. I actually just wanted to know from TFA the exact extent of the damage. This dog is a bad ass (like Mickey Rourke in Sin City-level bad) and deserves as much!
 
fubarfreestyle
2010-03-17 12:53:37 PM
i232.photobucket.com
what a chewed bumper might look like. mmm tastes like chicken
 
WelldeadLink [TotalFark]
2010-03-17 12:58:31 PM
factoryconnection: The beast took the bumper cover off of the car. I don't think they make Kongs for this one.

"This is One-Adam-12, need a license check for California plate KONG 13"
No, there weren't 12 others who wanted that stupid plate.

/nothing too obscure
 
Chagrin
2010-03-17 12:59:49 PM
Pic of car:

www.policeone.com

http://www.policeone.com/bizarre/articles/2019952-Determined-dog-chews-Tenn-off i cers-tires-bumper/
 
Uninformed
2010-03-17 01:00:45 PM
HAMMERTOE: Hell, you know how much dogs love bacon.

We're done here.
 
AppleOptionEsc
2010-03-17 01:01:11 PM
Really, it chewed the bumper off?

Yo, police car buyers, I respect you, and Imma let you finish, but plastic bumpers are the worst bumpers of all time.
 
Enemabag Jones
2010-03-17 01:03:57 PM
After the dog attacked two passing cars and a second police car, officers used pepper spray and a Taser on it, but the animal wasn't deterred.

Good jorb. Take an otherwise annoying dog that is not creating a danger, then create a really dangerous situation by tazing it. Why didn't you just get the bullet out of your shirt pocket? Did the dog respect your authority?

/Will Cesar be visiting?
 
LumberJack
2010-03-17 01:06:33 PM
Chagrin: Pic of car:



http://www.policeone.com/bizarre/articles/2019952-Determined-dog-chews-Tenn-off i cers-tires-bumper/

Was going to side with "writer is a moron" until I saw this pic. That is one badass dog.
 
old_toole [TotalFark]
2010-03-17 01:07:19 PM
HAMMERTOE: Hell, you know how much dogs love bacon.

Even when it's not bacon, dogs just don't care.

(well done HAMMERTOE)
 
LumberJack
2010-03-17 01:08:31 PM
Enemabag Jones: After the dog attacked two passing cars and a second police car, officers used pepper spray and a Taser on it, but the animal wasn't deterred.

Good jorb. Take an otherwise annoying dog that is not creating a danger, then create a really dangerous situation by tazing it. Why didn't you just get the bullet out of your shirt pocket? Did the dog respect your authority?

/Will Cesar be visiting?

Hmm, a dog destroying property. Yeah, he's a good dog, just let him get it out of his system. Let him shiat all over my lawn, while you're at it.
 
UNAUTHORIZED FINGER [TotalFark]
2010-03-17 01:11:24 PM
My folks had a tirebiter. Buddy got 30-35 tires in his lifetime. They had a long tree-lined dirt driveway. My ex brother-in-law was in his Toyota driving to the house one day, and Buddy tried to get his tire. Barry (the bro-in-law) brushed him off into a tree, so Buddy waited till he got to the house and stopped, then went up to the open driver's window, hiked his leg and peed right in Barry's face. This is known as "country humor".
 
FlyingJellyAttackConfectionary
2010-03-17 01:11:50 PM
Where I used to live there was a pitpull that was allowed to roam free by its owners. Damn dog always went charging straight for any car coming down the road. I'd stop, and try to drive around the damn thing.

For a time, I stopped seeing the dog loose, which was fine by me. One day, though, I see the dog outside, standing in the yard...on three legs.

Guess he caught a car one day

/It didn't go near my car ever again
 
Enemabag Jones
2010-03-17 01:18:10 PM
LumberJack,

Hmm, a dog destroying property. Yeah, he's a good dog, just let him get it out of his system. Let him shiat all over my lawn, while you're at it.

OK, let's look at the options.
1-Drive away.
2-Let the dog use the car a kong, and make sure no one gets otherwise hurt, while animal control arrives.
3-Or WTF, just taze and pepper spray it. Escalate the situation so the dog might use the cops as a kong.

There is a difference between attacking things and attacking people. The cops were testing the second. I am guessing they were not part of a K9 unit.
 
benpatient
2010-03-17 01:31:28 PM
it is not Chatanooga. It's farking Chattanooga.

I mean come on.
 
NannyStatePark
2010-03-17 01:42:35 PM
Zulgaines: mks113: OK, where is the far-side cartoon of the dog humping the car that got larson in a bit of trouble?

O_O

Requesting.

I googled and apparently he's a "victim" and a douche about people posting his work.

"These cartoons are my "children," of sorts, and like a parent, I'm concerned about where they go at night without telling me. And, seeing them at someone's web site is like getting the call at 2:00 a.m. that goes, "Uh, Dad, you're not going to like this much, but guess where I am." -Larson

Shame about that, I used to love the guy's work.
 
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