HANDS OFF LEO, YOU LITTLE HOMO. SHE IS MINE!!!

//Go help someone your own...

Uhm no, subby. Everyone knows the jews sank the titanic.

Greenberg, Hochberg, Rosenberg, Iceberg, they're all the same.

I would've went with a Screensavers reference.

Pity, Sympathy, Revenge sex is the best.

Another Government Employee: Surprise Buttsecks Pity, Sympathy, Revenge sex is the best.

FTFY

Ponzholio: Leo and Kate have been like brother and sister since they starred in Titanic together.

Was that before or after they were banging each other in the movie?

I ... er .......

fapfapfap

Sapper_Topo: Another Government Employee: Surprise Buttsecks Pity, Sympathy, Revenge sex is the best.

FTFY

Are you in like a lion or out like a lamb?

the stress of filming Revolutionary Road - where Kate and Leo had to shoot steamy sex scenes in front of Mendes - has been pinpointed as the beginning of the end of their marriage.

Go on...

I knew I would never be able to get into Revolutionary Road with those two starring in it. And after they came up with the brilliant idea of moving to France, and taking a boat, it confirmed it.

/These two? On a boat together? Really?

I wouldn't mind being with Kate and help ease the pain she feels in her split.

I would be glad to be of assistance ....anytime Kate. Anytime.


/mmmmm...Kate.

Rose McGowan Loveslave: HANDS OFF LEO, YOU LITTLE HOMO.

Woman Leo's dating:



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Woman Rose McGowan Loveslave is dating:

.....

I wondered how long this would take. Oh well, he has to get in line with the rest of you and wait your turn.

I just watched "The Reader" last night for the first time, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/I bet the fact that she's naked and in sex scenes with an 18 year old for a third of that movie PO'ed her hub-bub too.
//That is an extraordinary movie, I highly recommend it. I'm glad she received so many awards (and nominations) for it-she earned every single one.

Sarcastica75: I'll help her in her split. I'll help her with my whole mouth.


We could split her.

Cndn Bacon
Woman Rose McGowan Loveslave is dating:

You you have shamed me with your truthiness.

//Sorry, Leo. The Homo thing was a reaction.

Cndn Bacon: Rose McGowan Loveslave: HANDS OFF LEO, YOU LITTLE HOMO.

Woman Leo's dating:



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Woman Rose McGowan Loveslave is dating:

.....

You bastard. You owe me new pants...

"where Kate and Leo had to shoot steamy sex scenes in front of Mendes -- has been pinpointed as the beginning of the end of their marriage."

This comment after the bit about them being like brother and sister makes me wonder if my brother and I were doing it wrong...

Wow, Sarcastica75!
Normally, I don't share but I'm a fair woman. You can straddle her face and turn away from me. I'll be down between her legs taking care of business the way no one else can.

Woooooorrrrrrrd-ah.
Have I told you lately that I love you?

/room for one more?

Sarcastica75: Joy25: Sarcastica75: I'll help her in her split. I'll help her with my whole mouth.


We could split her.

Normally, I don't share but I'm a fair woman. You can straddle her face and turn away from me. I'll be down between her legs taking care of business the way no one else can.

Woooooorrrrrrrd-ah.

Sounds like a date. I won't bother to wear panties.

Sarcastica75: (it's science, really. i have the gift of tongues.)

Teach me, master.

Sarcastica75: (it's science, really. i have the gift of tongues.)

Here comes the science?

Twice?
Need some help?

Jesus people. I would at least have the common courtesy to get her good and liquored up before the gang banging begins.

Kate, you're better than these roughiuns. Take all the time you need. You can stay at my place to wind down. I only have one bed though and it's only big enough for two. My boyfriend will take the couch. He'll understand.

KatjaMouse Jesus people. I would at least have the common courtesy to get her good and liquored up before the gang banging begins.

Fine, I will liquor up. It is a burden, But one I look forward to with no small amount of excitement..

DukeBabe: KatjaMouse Jesus people. I would at least have the common courtesy to get her good and liquored up before the gang banging begins.

Fine, I will liquor up. It is a burden, But one I look forward to with no small amount of excitement..

And you just know she'd be fun to drink w/.

Absolutely, I guarantee I am fun to drink with..Come on try it..

KatjaMouse: Jesus people. I would at least have the common courtesy to get her good and liquored up before the gang banging begins.

Kate, you're better than these roughiuns. Take all the time you need. You can stay at my place to wind down. I only have one bed though and it's only big enough for two. My boyfriend will take the couch. He'll understand.

Can I squeeze into your bed? My legs would be up in the air half the time anyway.

DukeBabe: Absolutely, I guarantee I am fun to drink with..Come on try it..


Hey, I'm a fun drunk too. Well, sometime I may get too affectionate.

And I like that about you..Don't hold back, its ok to feel what you are feeling..

And shortly after a discovering iceberg collisions aren't all they're cracked up to be, his steamship finds its way deep into Davy Jones' locker.

Gee, whodathunk that participating in a lot of sex scenes with men younger and better looking than her husband would help lead to her marriage falling apart.

Sarcastica75: docmattic: Sarcastica75: (it's science, really. i have the gift of tongues.)

Here comes the science?

Twice.

Dunno 'bout the science, but after all the talk about Kate Winslet and farkettes, I did.

/twice

DukeBabe: And I like that about you..Don't hold back, its ok to feel what you are feeling..


Well, thanks. If i feel like drinking a little and kissing and stroking a girl, I'll just do it.

Joy25: Sarcastica75: Joy25: Sarcastica75: I'll help her in her split. I'll help her with my whole mouth.


We could split her.

Normally, I don't share but I'm a fair woman. You can straddle her face and turn away from me. I'll be down between her legs taking care of business the way no one else can.

Woooooorrrrrrrd-ah.

Sounds like a date. I won't bother to wear panties.

You two owe me new pants and about five gallown of KY.

This thread is making me feel funny in my pants. Great.. I'm not going to be able to get up from my desk for a while.

Shouldn't his iceberg be penetrating her hull?

Joy25
Well, thanks. If i feel like drinking a little and kissing and stroking a girl, I'll just do it.

YEAHHH!! I am here for you!

DukeBabe: Joy25
Well, thanks. If i feel like drinking a little and kissing and stroking a girl, I'll just do it.

YEAHHH!! I am here for you!


Same here. If at anytime you need a shoulder to cry on, I'll be there.