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2010-03-17 08:25:19 AM  
FTFA: Report: NKorean leader may not survive past 2013

With any luck, he won't make it past lunch today.
 
2010-03-17 08:45:43 AM  
Just like Castro died in the mid nineties, right?

/A watched despot never boils
 
2010-03-17 09:29:08 AM  
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/ lolwut
 
2010-03-17 09:29:49 AM  
There were no timely jokes about "Kim". What gives submitter?
 
2010-03-17 09:33:28 AM  
The UN: Bring out yer dead.
United States: Here's one.
The World Community: That'll be ninepence.
Kim Jong-il: I'm not dead.
The World Community: What?
United States: Nothing. There's your ninepence.
Kim Jong-il: I'm not dead.
The World Community: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
United States: Yes he is.
Kim Jong-il: I'm not.
The World Community: He isn't.
United States: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
Kim Jong-il: I'm getting better...
 
2010-03-17 09:46:13 AM  

MuckSP: There were no timely jokes about "Kim". What gives submitter?


If smitty said "family name", you'd have a point. But "Il" is clearly the last name chronologically when one says his name.

-5, you obnoxious pedant.
 
2010-03-17 10:20:16 AM  

RminusQ: MuckSP: There were no timely jokes about "Kim". What gives submitter?

If smitty said "family name", you'd have a point. But "Il" is clearly the last name chronologically when one says his name.

-5, you obnoxious pedant.


Surname is last name and family name is a surname, but I like your chronological naming better. I'm going to start designating suffixes as chronological last names and start calling people Mr. Junior or Mr. The Third. Sweet!
 
2010-03-17 10:24:04 AM  

Lost Thought 00: Just like Castro died in the mid nineties, right?

/A watched despot never boils


I really can't believe that dude is still alive. I wonder if he high fives Raoul and fires up a fat cigar every time an American president dies, since that's yet another one he managed to outlive. I know I would if I were him.
 
2010-03-17 10:53:50 AM  
That's all well and good, but does it do anything for the people of North Korea?

Lost Thought 00: /A watched despot never boils


lol

Snarfangel: The UN: Bring out yer dead.
United States: Here's one.
The World Community: That'll be ninepence.
Kim Jong-il: I'm not dead.


LOL!!
 
2010-03-17 11:00:53 AM  
may not survive past 2013

Who doesn't this apply to?
 
2010-03-17 11:00:58 AM  
Kim Jong Timely-Joke-About-His-Last-Name

Kim?
 
2010-03-17 11:01:52 AM  
Cue "So Ronery" and "Best Korea" pics.
 
2010-03-17 11:02:33 AM  
North Korean leader Kim Jong Il may die within three years

Isn't that true for just about anyone alive? Except maybe Jack LaLanne.
 
2010-03-17 11:03:01 AM  
 
2010-03-17 11:04:10 AM  
This just in:

Any one of us could be dead in three years.
 
2010-03-17 11:05:12 AM  
SEOUL, South Korea -North Korean leader Kim Jong Il may die within three years, a senior U.S. envoy said in Seoul last month, according to a report published Wednesday.

Well, never would I have thought I have anything in common with Kim Jong Il, but lo and behold, I may die within three years too! Same with everyone I know! Small world.
 
2010-03-17 11:05:55 AM  
good. he's in my death pool.
 
2010-03-17 11:07:04 AM  
The roneriness will catch up with him by then.
 
2010-03-17 11:08:28 AM  

Donald_McRonald: North Korean leader Kim Jong Il may die within three years

Isn't that true for just about anyone alive? Except maybe Jack LaLanne.


Pat Robertson?
 
2010-03-17 11:08:32 AM  

veedeevadeevoodee: Timely-Joke-About-His-Last-Name

/ lolwut


Kim-Jong You-be-illin.....

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2010-03-17 11:09:05 AM  
Or as possible NY gubernatorial candidate Rick Lazio called him, "Kim Jong The Second."
 
2010-03-17 11:09:16 AM  
He can't die. He's just a cockroach in a suit...
 
2010-03-17 11:11:11 AM  
There's also a non-zero probability that he'll NEVER die.
 
2010-03-17 11:11:20 AM  

rufus-t-firefly: Cue "So Ronery" and "Best Korea" pics.


Because you didn't request it:
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2010-03-17 11:11:33 AM  
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2010-03-17 11:12:28 AM  
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2010-03-17 11:13:03 AM  
They world may end in 2012. Film at 11!
 
2010-03-17 11:13:13 AM  

fanbladesaresharp: veedeevadeevoodee: Timely-Joke-About-His-Last-Name

/ lolwut

Kim-Jong You-be-illin.....


Hes drunk?

Two fries, BIG MAC!
 
2010-03-17 11:13:19 AM  
Last seen in tears heading to Il's bedside:

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2010-03-17 11:13:29 AM  
Horsewash. I've heard firsthand that he's the smartest, most crever, and most physicarry fit.
 
2010-03-17 11:13:47 AM  

Seth'n'Spectrum: rufus-t-firefly: Cue "So Ronery" and "Best Korea" pics.

Because you didn't request it:


Awesome. I hadn't seen that one.
 
2010-03-17 11:14:02 AM  

Seth'n'Spectrum: rufus-t-firefly: Cue "So Ronery" and "Best Korea" pics.

Because you didn't request it:


what is this i dont even
 
2010-03-17 11:14:46 AM  

rufus-t-firefly: www.northkoreaisbestkorea.com (new window)


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2010-03-17 11:15:01 AM  
He's never gonna die. He'll just be chillin' with Tupac and Elvis.
 
2010-03-17 11:16:14 AM  
So what. His successor (whoever he is) will be just as bad, if not worse.
 
2010-03-17 11:17:02 AM  
Didn't they say this three years ago?

Is it true the No Dong missile was named after him?
 
2010-03-17 11:18:46 AM  
Came for last name/family name flame war.

/leaving moderately satisfied
 
2010-03-17 11:22:34 AM  
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2010-03-17 11:24:14 AM  

Jimmy Devil Rocket Science: Lost Thought 00: Just like Castro died in the mid nineties, right?

/A watched despot never boils

I really can't believe that dude is still alive. I wonder if he high fives Raoul and fires up a fat cigar every time an American president dies, since that's yet another one he managed to outlive. I know I would if I were him.


Dude, Castro's been dead for quite some time now. Same as Bin Laden.
 
2010-03-17 11:25:40 AM  

edmo: Didn't they say this three years ago?

Is it true the No Dong missile was named after him?


Every three years he may die in three years.
 
2010-03-17 11:27:44 AM  
I feel great, I'm goin to Disneyland!

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2010-03-17 11:28:16 AM  
If Dear Leader's press releases do admit to him being ill, it's going to be something huge.

"Dear Reader has become irr! Mirrions weep at the news! But feal not, royar countlyman! Even though he had contracted both ebora and cancer, at the same time, (no doubt as a result of an Amelican prot), he has turned the sicknesses against each other with his plofound will! See, even now, he is better, needing onry to keep a hanky at hand, pictured here being callied by a highry decolated helo of our countly. Arr be thankful for the readership of Kim Jong Ill! A resser man would have been kirred by one of these conditions; Dear Reader endures them as we would a cord!"
 
2010-03-17 11:28:17 AM  
North Korean leader Kim Jong Il may die within three years, a senior U.S. envoy said in Seoul last month, according to a report published Wednesday.

It can't be, he has universal government healthcare!!!
 
2010-03-17 11:30:12 AM  

ToxicMunkee: Every three years he may die in three years.


I still, in the back of my head, wonder if the guy who thinks Kim Jong-il died years ago and is being portrayed by a double is right.

Anywhere else you'd make fun of him for his tinfoil hat, but... with NKorea it seems within the realm of possibility.
 
MIU
2010-03-17 11:30:24 AM  

Ol' Jalopy: So what. His successor (whoever he is) will be just as bad, if not worse.


There's some room for optimism there. His son, and likely successor, was educated in Switzerland. He may have a more reasonable view about the outside world.
 
2010-03-17 11:30:40 AM  

Snarfangel: The UN: Bring out yer dead.
United States: Here's one.


I came in here to make a Kim-Jong-ARrrrr joke.
 
2010-03-17 11:32:36 AM  

RminusQ: MuckSP: There were no timely jokes about "Kim". What gives submitter?

If smitty said "family name", you'd have a point. But "Il" is clearly the last name chronologically when one says his name.

-5, you obnoxious pedant.


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Approves of your shenanigans.
 
2010-03-17 11:34:11 AM  
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2010-03-17 11:35:37 AM  
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FTFY
 
2010-03-17 11:35:52 AM  
BillCo
FTFA: Report: NKorean leader may not survive past 2013

With any luck, he won't make it past lunch today.


I'm hoping they're using military time.
 
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