You don't eat predators, subby. They taste like shiat. Imagine eating your fat mother in law.

The tragedy is that headline!

calbert: 40yoVirgin: The tragedy is that headline!

no shiat!

hyphens subby, use them

I'm just amazed by subby's sweet ass-car
/There's your dairy wolves, and THEMS yer eating-wolves

Wow, farked already?

gadian: You don't eat predators, subby. They taste like shiat.



"Fark you, a**hole."

/I'll be back.

A fireball destroyed France...

calbert: 40yoVirgin: The tragedy is that headline!

no shiat!

hyphens subby, use them

Hyphens killed my parents and I refuse to use them. So back off.

Cool link. I encourage everybody to actually RTFA for this one.

vossiewulf: Biologists don't know for sure what triggered the attack but say it could be a combination of opportunity, hunger and instinct.

vossiewulf: Biologists don't know for sure what triggered the attack but say it could be a combination of opportunity, hunger and instinct.

You don't say.

they killed her out of mercy. she had a terrible case of crabs

/not obscure
//not a bad movie
///not a good movie either

Mother nature is not to be trifled with.

Just because a school teacher ate some wolves is no reason for the others to suddenly resort to cannibalism. But I can't figure out how we know the Alaskans were delicious, were some of them sampled also?

The only evidence they have for wolf involvement are tracks near the corpse. That proves absolutely nothing. They could have merely investigated the smell of blood, and walked off.

As the article says, wolf attacks on people are so incredibly rare, you would need DNA evidence to convince me (and many Biologists). I think this is lazy detective work, and the wolves are a convenient scapegoat.

Say hello to my little friend "-"gadian: You don't eat predators, subby. They taste like shiat.

A billion or so Chinese snicker and grab another piece of predator.

FTFA: "We searched the Chignik drainage and located two wolves later in the day that matched the general description,

"The wolves aren't wearing hats. Repeat: the wolves aren't wearing hats."

"Are you a Ti-geh?"

This is one thing I love about my country, folks being attacked, killed and sometimes eaten by wolves, tigers, bears, killer whales, sharks and a pile of top line predators.

/Jealous much, Britain?

Gyrfalcon: The headline at the link has already changed.

But in other news, prison populations in CA and Michigan are down.

Yeah. Prison is a real downer.

vossiewulf: Biologists don't know for sure what triggered the attack but say it could be a combination of opportunity, hunger and instinct.

You don't say.

Seriously. It's called nature, f*cktards. That's like being surprised when a killer whale kills a trainer.

/Let's kill wild animals for being wild animals. derp derp

ironrat: This is one thing I love about my country, folks being attacked, killed and sometimes eaten by wolves, tigers, bears, killer whales, sharks and a pile of top line predators.

/Jealous much, Britain?

So much so they're eating their own livers with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

Anyone else read the headline as
"Tragedy today, as school teachers (who were) eating wolves were eaten by Alaskans."

It would be a shame if they killed the wrong wolves.

Ah, I remember this story. This is the one that said that wolf prints along with human footprints were found at the scene. That's some fine detective work, there, Alaskans. I can see now that Palin really is the smartest one of the bunch up there. Sad.

SantaMidge: Anyone else read the headline as
"Tragedy today, as school teachers (who were) eating wolves were eaten by Alaskans."


I usually tend to read them as typos when I brainfart, not add a couple extra words. Would be funny though.

/does not approve of either the hunt or the water mark.

FTFA: "We searched the Chignik drainage and located two wolves later in the day that matched the general description, that I've been hearing from several accounts. So we were able to successfully take those wolves from the air and we'll be sending the full bodies back to our lab to get worked up," Lem Butler, a biologist with Fish and Game, told KTUU-TV.

"I think it's highly likely" that they were responsible for the attack, Butler said.


"It was gray, it had 4 legs, and a tail!"

Fine CSI work going on here. Guys probably killed the wrong wolves.

palad: The only evidence they have for wolf involvement are tracks near the corpse. That proves absolutely nothing. They could have merely investigated the smell of blood, and walked off.

You can tell a lot by tracks. Tracks made by wolves walking up and sniffing it are very different from tracks made by wolves tearing a body apart during the feeding frenzy. I'm sure there were plenty of teeth marks too. Not to mention saliva, possibly some scat, how she was eaten yada, yada, yada.

BlippityBleep: Ah, I remember this story. This is the one that said that wolf prints along with human footprints were found at the scene. That's some fine detective work, there, Alaskans. I can see now that Palin really is the smartest one of the bunch up there. Sad.

They ran the wolf prints through NCIC. They matched suspects in the death of some red-coated brat's grandmother and for two cases of pig house vandalism.

BlippityBleep: Ah, I remember this story. This is the one that said that wolf prints along with human footprints were found at the scene. That's some fine detective work, there, Alaskans. I can see now that Palin really is the smartest one of the bunch up there. Sad.

That's a terrible attempt at trolling if you've never lived in a place where animals outnumber people.

/If you see a timberwolf - that's a predator. Leave it alone - if they're tracking you, it's probably because a larger predator is tracking you. They want to eat him - not you.
//If you see a gray wolf, I recommend .223 to deal with the literal scavenging varmints that track and kill humans without provocation.
///3 timberwolves can take down a full-sized grizzly bear. 4 can take down a moose. Humans are too small for them.

ironrat: This is one thing I love about my country, folks being attacked, killed and sometimes eaten by wolves, tigers, bears, killer whales, sharks and a pile of top line predators.

/Jealous much, Britain?

No, but we do laugh at how pathetic and tasty you Yanks are.

GungFu: ironrat: This is one thing I love about my country, folks being attacked, killed and sometimes eaten by wolves, tigers, bears, killer whales, sharks and a pile of top line predators.

/Jealous much, Britain?

No, but we do laugh at how pathetic and tasty you Yanks are.

Eat me.

How bout that ride in. I guess that's why they call it sin city. Ha ha ha. You guys might not know this but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one man wolfpack. But when my sister brought Doug home I knew he was one of my own. And my wolfpack, it grew by one. So there were two of us in the wolfpack. I was alone first in the pack and then Doug joined in later. And 6 months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys I thought, wait a second, could it be. And now I know for sure that I just added two guys to my wolfpack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together in Las Vegas looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast.

AeAe:
It would be a shame if they killed the wrong wolves.



/doesn't necessarily disapprove

Danger Avoid Death: Eat me.

Be careful, dude. What do you think they make spotted dick out of?

thisisyourbrainonFark: AeAe:
It would be a shame if they killed the wrong wolves.



/doesn't necessarily disapprove

did you see the one with Benicio Del Toro and Sir Hopkins? It was excellent!