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(KSDK) Ironic Major Case Squad investigating body found in cemetery. Wait till they start digging around for clues   (ksdk.com) divider line 26
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Urinal Gum
2010-03-16 08:28:39 PM
Maybe this was where they buried the survivors?
 
gopher321 [TotalFark]
2010-03-16 08:37:36 PM
Cemetary? Or...Sematary??!!!

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ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha [TotalFark]
2010-03-16 08:51:22 PM
"In New York City's war on crime, the worst criminal offenders are pursued by the detectives of the Major Case Squad. These are their stories."
 
epyonyx
2010-03-16 09:01:32 PM
Body found in cemetery. Hundreds dead.
 
betasp
2010-03-16 09:01:49 PM
ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: "In New York City's war on crime, the worst criminal offenders are pursued by the detectives of the Major Case Squad. These are their stories."

GONG, GONG

///had to be done
 
Ponzholio [TotalFark]
2010-03-16 09:06:46 PM
Detectives said the death is being called suspicious because of the circumstances and where it was found.

Was he found buried in a box?
 
D_Evans45
2010-03-16 09:10:26 PM
In before the irony police...
 
talkertopc
2010-03-16 09:14:50 PM
I hear the murderer is mocking the police too, he put a stone with the victim's info right over where he buried the body.
 
CornFedIowan
2010-03-16 09:16:52 PM
Major Case Squad? Is he working with General Protection Fault?
 
drjekel_mrhyde
2010-03-16 09:17:56 PM
i42.tinypic.com
 
unfarkingbelievable
2010-03-16 09:23:41 PM
Oy vey, subby! rimshot!
 
Al!
2010-03-16 09:27:03 PM
"Umm, LT., we got another one over here... I think that makes 348."
 
eschatonik
2010-03-16 09:28:19 PM
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I've got a raging clue.
 
sai50
2010-03-16 09:31:03 PM
Miguel Prado never learns
 
Ponzholio [TotalFark]
2010-03-16 09:38:50 PM
simpsonfan: What if he wasn't a Major, but only a Lieutennant?

Or if it was a child, would it be the Minor Case Squad?
 
Wrong_Intentions
2010-03-16 09:45:51 PM
Troy, Ill. has a Major Case Squad?!

Or they just have an eccentric cop like Bobby Goren and needed to find a spot for him.

/So sad to be losing that character.
 
EviLincoln [TotalFark]
2010-03-16 10:13:40 PM
Lots of antique rings start showing up in local pawn shops?
 
i am the infidel
2010-03-16 10:47:51 PM
+1 for subby.

This just in. Cessna 172 crashes into National cemetery. Thousands found dead.
 
brantgoose [TotalFark]
2010-03-16 11:41:33 PM
That's the funniest headline I've seen in some time. Simple but effective.

Good premise for a zany comic sketch.

Kudos.
 
gerrymander [TotalFark]
2010-03-17 01:13:21 AM
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Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2010-03-17 01:46:11 AM
They have a Minor Issue Team for smaller problems like parts of bodies found outside morgues.
 
zonath
2010-03-17 02:43:07 AM
Ponzholio: Detectives said the death is being called suspicious because of the circumstances and where it was found.

Was he found buried in a box?

Was he buried in his socks?
 
LewDux
2010-03-17 02:46:12 AM
Investigating body found in cemetery is a task that is gladly accepted by Major Case Squad
 
buddyrtr
2010-03-17 06:13:00 AM
zonath: Ponzholio: Detectives said the death is being called suspicious because of the circumstances and where it was found.

Was he found buried in a box?

Was he buried in his socks?

Was he buried with some lox?

/GREAT headline!
 
Whoreable
2010-03-17 07:29:23 AM
Dexter did it. Season three.
 
11of12
2010-03-17 08:06:12 AM
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