And this is what keeps me up at night.

At that moment his roommate, Spec. Albert Godding, walked in. "Where's my firing pin -- I don't have a firing pin!'' Sanders yelled, terrified that he'd misplaced that critical piece and would get in trouble for losing it.

"And how,'' Godding asked gently, "did you discover it was missing?''

When Sanders realized what had happened -- that Godding was worried enough that he'd removed the firing pin -- Sanders broke down in great, wracking sobs.


Sanders then walloped the holy heck out of Godding for leaving him without a functioning weapon in a place where one really ought to have a functioning weapon.

"I don't care what your name is!! STOP PLAYING GOD!!"

*whap*
*whap*
*whap*

Another reason that we need to:

A) Bring these guys (and gals) home much sooner than later.
B) When they get here, throw a HUGE ASS OMFGBBQ for them.
C) Get them all the help they need physically and psychologically, DAMN THE COST!

They've been over there long enough, time for the locals to shed their OWN blood for their country's freedom. We're tired of paying it.

/end soapbox
//Hero tag for alert buddy on vacation?

LT L
And this is what keeps me up at night.

For me it's arguing on internet chat boards...

scary & sad. yet all they can talk about on tv, is how Obama is the antichrist, or beck is a turd...

disturbing.

On daily patrols, soldiers around him were being killed and grievously wounded by improvised roadside bombs. The sweltering August heat and stink of Baghdad were oppressive. He was thousands of miles from home. And he had just learned that his wife -- his lifeline to the sane, normal world -- wanted a divorce.

Classy broad.

FTABut when his four-year enlistment is up in the middle of what is scheduled to be a 12-month combat tour, Sanders is going home -- despite the Army's efforts to convince him to stay.
He has found a new love and is engaged to be married....

*slaps forehead*

Spiffy? I guess so...

Need a new tag for this type of story. It's sad, but... happy in a way.

"And how,'' Godding asked gently, "did you discover it was missing?''

wow. got a little dusty in here.

/good friend

You know who I blame for this?

Crosshair: Pump_ThePurpleWarrior: C) Get them all the help they need physically and psychologically, DAMN THE COST!

Can't. Have to give food stamps and health-care to illegals and lazy people bailouts to bankers.

This is why our troops NEED gun control.

/1. open hornet's nest
//2. stir vigorously

I read "frying pan" at first glance.

/particle man, particle man...

brichter: You know who I blame for this?

Libtards, probably.

Thou Shalt Not Steal.

chu2dogg: FTABut when his four-year enlistment is up in the middle of what is scheduled to be a 12-month combat tour, Sanders is going home -- despite the Army's efforts to convince him to stay.
He has found a new love and is engaged to be married....

*slaps forehead*

PSA: Women are not all heartless biatches like this guy's first wife.

006andahalf: Crosshair: Pump_ThePurpleWarrior: C) Get them all the help they need physically and psychologically, DAMN THE COST!

Can't. Have to give bailouts to bankers.

Soldiers are a resource to be used. When their maintenance and protection exceeds their cost of replacement, it's no longer financially sensible to maintain or protect them.

If you don't like this attitude, just remember: it's still voluntary to join. Frankly, soldiers who can't hack the stress of warfare and separation from their families shouldn't be soldiers in the first place.

/not a soldier, but that's not the reason why
//it's because I can't hit the broad side of a barn with a rock

Giant Clown Shoe: "And how,' Godding asked gently, "did you discover it was missing?'

wow. got a little dusty in here.

/good friend

THIS

Ant: PSA: Women are not all heartless biatches like this guy's first wife.

Goes to show how many you know.

Pump_ThePurpleWarrior: //Hero tag for alert buddy on vacation?

Hero tag out saving more suicidal troops.

/served
//never deployed

He was already in a world of shiat.

blazemongr: 006andahalf: Crosshair: Pump_ThePurpleWarrior: C) Get them all the help they need physically and psychologically, DAMN THE COST!

Can't. Have to give bailouts to bankers.

Soldiers are a resource to be used. When their maintenance and protection exceeds their cost of replacement, it's no longer financially sensible to maintain or protect them.

If you don't like this attitude, just remember: it's still voluntary to join. Frankly, soldiers who can't hack the stress of warfare and separation from their families shouldn't be soldiers in the first place.

/not a soldier, but that's not the reason why
//it's because I can't hit the broad side of a barn with a rock

I predict that an overwhelming majority of posters will agree with you vigorously.

I also predict that rainbows and unicorns will come flying out of Dick Cheney's ass.

The Missing Pin of Courage...

Hard to feel sorry for any soldiers in the field, not now anyway. Any soldier who has ended up there recently has joined up in the full knowledge that they might get sent there. Some get through and get their college money - blood money - and that's cool - and some get maimed badly and burned badly and lose limbs. Well, that's their own damn fault.

Oznog: I read "frying pan" at first glance.

/particle man, particle man...

TMBG - doin' the things a particle can

chu2dogg: FTABut when his four-year enlistment is up in the middle of what is scheduled to be a 12-month combat tour, Sanders is going home -- despite the Army's efforts to convince him to stay.
He has found a new love and is engaged to be married....

*slaps forehead*

THIS

Everything being said...it is time that country start dieing for it's freedoms inside of US men and women. It is drain on money, men and the economy with no foreseeable end. I hope I am wrong but it is turning into a Gilligan's Island strategically. Hell send them to kill the gang lords in Mexico and clean up the border.

They're right about that sweltering heat, my brother was out there last summer in full combat gear when it was 135 degrees. We're out here in southern CA where it regularly breaks 100-110, but he said those extra degrees are excruciating.

Also somehow related, Iraqis think we have air conditioned uniforms and have X-Ray sunglasses (ya rly).

Shenannigans! This all seems too after school special for my bullshiat detector to let it pass. For every feel-good buddy story there's the reality of terrified kids dying thirsty and shiatting themselves in an incomprehensible hell. Band of Brothers was fiction.

Sad but happy tag?

Sad + Happy = SAPPY

/I think.
//Maybe not.
///slashies.

There is just nothing shiattier than Dear John-ing a guy in a combat zone. You could wait until he gets back to rip his heart out. Go ahead and fark your Jody if you can't keep your slut legs together for a year, just STFU about it till he gets back. Christ, is that too much to ask?

I hope the farking whore dies in a car crash on the way to the divorce lawyer.

redsquid: Shenannigans! This all seems too after school special for my bullshiat detector to let it pass. For every feel-good buddy story there's the reality of terrified kids dying thirsty and shiatting themselves in an incomprehensible hell. Band of Brothers was fiction.

Dear farking god, you're an incomprehensible retard. People complain about Stephen Ambrose's writing style (yes, BoB was a book before it was an HBO series), but nobody but nobody ever accused him of just making shiat up. Every anecdote he put forth in the book was confirmed by at least 3 other people, and all from people who hadn't seen or talked to each other in over a decade.

Is it so difficult to believe that people watch out for each other?

Also, on a lighter note: blazemongr can go fark himself. Soldier are resources to be expended - we understood that, and we also understood that we wouldn't be expended without good reason...AND that in return for being expendable, we'd get things like good medical care and psychological care in return. I can only hope you live near a live-fire range so an errant round wipes out your house.

I like this guy.

Shocktopus: There is just nothing shiattier than Dear John-ing a guy in a combat zone. You could wait until he gets back to rip his heart out. Go ahead and fark your Jody if you can't keep your slut legs together for a year, just STFU about it till he gets back. Christ, is that too much to ask?

I hope the farking whore dies in a car crash on the way to the divorce lawyer.

Meh.

You don't know what the situation in their marriage is.

Shocktopus

There is just nothing shiattier than Dear John-ing a guy in a combat zone.
...
I hope the farking whore dies in a car crash on the way to the divorce lawyer.


Shocktopus... Is there something you would like to share with the group?

Shocktopus: There is just nothing shiattier than Dear John-ing a guy in a combat zone. You could wait until he gets back to rip his heart out. Go ahead and fark your Jody if you can't keep your slut legs together for a year, just STFU about it till he gets back. Christ, is that too much to ask?

I hope the farking whore dies in a car crash on the way to the divorce lawyer.


HOOAH

ultraholland: Approves.
Sorry I had to reference this movie.

Is that a remake of Gulliver's Travels, or is Marky Mark a genuine f*cking midget?

a *real* soldier would have performed a functions check first.

hmm, so that's how it feels to be a troll. icky

is the suicide rate in the armed forces any higher than socitey at large? I don't know.